How could Sogo Doma possibly let a label like "dirty-minded" get stuck on him? This was all that gorilla's fault. If that gorilla hadn't always been on the verge of making a move...
"So, Sogo-kun, can you produce evidence that Yetis or Bigfoots exist?" But Utaha Kasumigaoka was no pushover either. Rather, after interacting with a certain someone for so long, everyone had become adept at using the other person's spear against their shield.
"Although I can't prove whether they exist or not, so many people have seen them..." Fortunately, Sogo Doma had long since turned pretending to be in the right when he wasn't into an instinct as ingrained as breathing. Otherwise, he might not have been able to keep arguing. "Besides, every eyewitness's description of Bigfoot or the Yeti is extremely similar—
What's more, I have even more direct evidence!"
"What evidence?" Utaha Kasumigaoka froze.
"Does the fact that that gorilla is still living just fine at the Kondo Dojo count as evidence?"
Utaha Kasumigaoka: "..." Could there really be a talking gorilla in this world?
"Captain!" Okada and the others completely lost it. This was practically an open reveal now—how were they supposed to cover it up? Vice-Captain, they had really done their best. There was no way they could...
"Okada..." Seeing his team members in despair, Sogo Doma could only comfort them. "What are those expressions for? Hijikata already hinted at the true nature of Kon... that gorilla."
"Even if Vice... Mr. Hijikata hinted at it, how could we, how could we..." tell outsiders so casually that there was a gorilla in the dojo? Wasn't that supposed to be a secret that could not be told?
"Huh!?" Watching these students on the verge of tears, Utaha Kasumigaoka was stunned too. That reaction couldn't be serious, could