"Just think about how Sogo met that young lady from the Shinomiya family on a blind date. For a girl, a blind date like that could probably only be described as a nightmare, right? And now he says he knows how to go on blind dates..."
"Right..." Before Utaha Kasumigaoka could finish, Umaru Doma suddenly realized something. "Onii-chan, don't tell me you specifically researched blind dates?"
Sogo Doma: "..."
Why were girls' imaginations always so wild?
"Why would I research that?"
"EMMM..." Umaru pinched her chin and pretended to think for a moment before raising a finger. "Onii-chan probably had enough self-awareness to know that he'd never get a girlfriend in this lifetime, so he could only make do with blind dates in the future..."
Sogo Doma: "..."
Manners, bitch? This dumpling was his little sister. This... this thing was his little sister!
After silently reciting the calming mantra several times, Sogo, who had been thoroughly offended, finally smiled. "You said I could never find a girlfriend? Hehe, what a joke. I'm so grateful..."
"Onii-chan..." Before he could finish, Umaru shot him a sidelong glance. "Stop struggling. You've already started talking nonsense. It doesn't matter if you can't find a girlfriend—you can still find a bluefriend..."
Sogo Doma: "???"
This brat...
"Umaru!" Fine, the calming mantra was useless now.
"Why are you yelling so loudly?" Umaru was completely unfazed. "What's so terrible about not being able to find a girlfriend? I've never wanted a bluefriend."
Utaha Kasumigaoka: -_-
Perhaps Umaru was the one with the most self-awareness here. Rather than saying she had never wanted a bluefriend, it was more accurate to say that aside from Sogo, her Onii-chan, there probably wasn't a single boy who could put up with her. After all, she was so lazy that she had