"So you came up with a hero saving a damsel in distress?"
Utaha Kasumigaoka: -_-
Umaru understood all too well. Though the hero-saving-the-beauty trope was classic, that was precisely why it showed Sogo hadn't put any real thought into it. In other words, he might as well have said nothing—everyone knew about heroes saving damsels in distress...
"And matchmaking..." Sogo Doma added. "If you two hadn't been saying all that nonsense..."
"Hold it right there!" Utaha Kasumigaoka couldn't stay seated after hearing that. "Sogo, what do you mean, we were saying nonsense? We watched the disaster that was your matchmaking meeting with Kaguya Shinomiya..."
"Exactly, exactly..." Umaru chimed in. "We've already got precedent proving that Onii-chan doesn't understand people's feelings—cough, cough, matchmaking..."
"Heh..." Sogo smiled as the two spoke. "I already told you, Kaguya and I were just putting on an act. How did that count as matchmaking?"
"But you're a high school student, Sogo..." Utaha shot him a sidelong glance.
Sogo Doma: "???"
What did being a high school student have to do with knowing how matchmaking worked?
EMMM...
Actually, maybe it did have something to do with it. No matter how he thought about it, high school students and matchmaking didn't exactly go together.
"Cough, cough..." Realizing this, he hurriedly coughed twice to change the subject before saying, "Even if I've never been on one myself, I've seen Shizuka Hiratsuka go on matchmaking dates..."
Utaha Kasumigaoka: "..."
Wasn't Shizuka Hiratsuka involved with Sogo's brother...
Wait, could it be that they got together because of matchmaking?
Thinking that, Utaha immediately questioned him with her eyes.
"Mm..." Sogo answered with his eyes before speaking. "Even if I've never eaten pork, haven't I at least seen pigs run? So, do you have any more questions now?"
The moment he finished speaking,