Public Execution Starting from the Saber
Chapter 147

The Comedic Relief Conqueror King

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Marisbury said it very clearly, and it is not an excuse, because it is true as he said, the number one enemy now is Tohsaka Tokiomi, and until this enemy is dealt with, other things must be put aside.

Matou Kariya also knows this truth. In fact, he is unwilling to do so and does not want Sakura to continue to stay in that terrible insect cave, so he is just asking tentatively.

Therefore, after being rejected, Matou Kariya said nothing more. After confirming the future action plan with Marisbury, he broke off contact.

Then, the camera moved to the other side where Marisbury was. The man who was drinking morning tea shook his head helplessly. "It seems that Mr. Kariya will be eager to do something tonight, but it doesn't matter. To me, his use value is nothing more than this."

These words directly showed Marisbury's unfavorable attitude towards Matou Kariya.

In the real world, Yao Guang-Chaldea headquarters, Tohsaka Tokiomi said with an elegant expression, "Kariya, look, it's because you are so impulsive that even your allies feel that your value is almost gone."

Matou Kariya, who was sitting next to Tohsaka Tokiomi, twitched his face, and then said angrily, "Yes, it's all because the guy named Tohsaka Tokiomi is so scumbag that he actually sent Sakura into the wormhole, and he obviously knows what everything is like. He is really a scumbag among scumbags, so it's all Tohsaka Tokiomi's fault!"

Tohsaka Tokiomi's expression froze, then he coughed dryly and said, "Well, people always make mistakes, and there's nothing we can do about it, so Kariya, we need to look forward and not be bound by the past."

Matou Kariya sneered, "Sorry, I am a light novelist and a nostalgic person. While looking to the future, I never forget the past. So - it's all Tohsaka Tokiomi's fault."

Tohsaka Tokiomi: "..."

Next to them, Matou Family and Tohsaka Family were all ashamed after seeing them. I really don't know whether these childhood sweethearts who grew up together have a good relationship or a bad relationship.

Anyway, after Matou Kariya was brought to the Yao Guang-Chaldea headquarters, under the words 'It's all Tohsaka Tokiomi's fault', which has become a world-class classic, the two old men began to exchange words with each other, which continues to this day.

It's just that we were just arguing in private before. Now that everyone is in the viewing area, it's really embarrassing for you to still be like this - don't you see that there are already many pairs of strange eyes around you?

Fortunately, these two old men, who combined were 80 years old, said a few words, and then focused their attention again on the Light Screen image, and at this time, the Light Screen image also had a new picture.

The image of Light Screen shows the Rider group, and Conqueror King in casual clothes is walking on the street with his little Master Waver.

It can be seen that Waver was very dissatisfied with this matter and kept complaining and complaining, but Conqueror King didn't care at all and said it was okay while laughing and joking all the way.

This is truly a joyful interaction between Servant and Master.

However, it can be seen from the words that Conqueror King seems to want to buy some wine and prepare to hold a banquet. I don't know what kind of banquet it will be.

This aroused the curiosity of the real-world audience, and they began to speculate about what Conqueror King wanted to do.

There is no doubt that the combination of Conqueror King and Waver attracted attention, and many people watched them along the way.

After all, a muscular man who is more than two meters tall and a weak-headed boy who is less than 1.6 meters tall are walking together, and they are two crooked nuts. This combination looks weird no matter how you look at it.

Anyway, the whole trip to Waver was very stressful because it attracted too many eyes and many passers-by were whispering.

However, this happy scene still made many people smile involuntarily.

It has to be said that the Rider team is basically responsible for more than 80% of the laughter in the entire Holy Grail War story. Every time you watch this pair interact, it gives people a very funny feeling and makes people feel happy.

To put it more intuitively, it is incompatible with Holy Grail War's style of painting.

However, thinking about the performance of Master in Holy Grail War and the attitudes of those True Magic teachers, Waver, the young man suspected of being True Magic's apprentice, is indeed a breath of fresh air, just like his teacher Kayneth.

Then, when passing by a game arcade, Waver was stunned.

Because Gilgamesh, who was dressed in casual clothes, was about to enter the game hall, the sudden meeting between the two parties instantly made the atmosphere awkward.

In the real world, people were also stunned, and then there was a strong sense of absurdity.

This King of Heroes Gilgamesh actually wants to enter the game arcade?

What do you want to do? Is there any powerful being in the game arcade?

Or should I say...

Just for fun?

Thinking of this possibility, thinking of the scene of the arrogant and arrogant Gilgamesh playing in the game arcade, thinking of this king playing games like a king in front of many children and teenagers, saying "I am the king XXX" every word, countless people were stunned in an instant, and laughter appeared one after another all over the world.

After all, this picture is so beautiful that people can't bear to look at it.

With the arrogant character of King of Heroes, he would definitely call himself the king in the game arcade, and then talk and talk about various miscellaneous things, and pose like this in front of a bunch of children and teenagers. It is completely the ultimate social death scene, just like a chuunibian patient showing various black histories in the game arcade.

Of course, some people thought that King of Heroes would definitely encounter a lot of people who laughed at him, and they couldn't help but worry about the children playing in the arcade.

If this guy was unhappy and attacked the children, it would be the worst possible situation.

After all, King of Heroes is a very violent and moody guy, and he might actually attack a group of children who have no special powers.

In Heavenly King International High School affiliated primary school, in Illya's class, the beautiful boy Gil said with disdain, "King of Heroes Gilgamesh? That's it? A majestic king actually wants to go to the game hall to play, but he is called King of Heroes, which is simply an insult to this title. However, this guy has an abnormal mind and personality, so it is not a strange thing to do this. Anyway, he is just a tyrant with a flawed brain."

Next to the beautiful boy, a group of little boys who supported him all agreed, saying that Mr. Gil was right.

This made another small team supporting King of Heroes unhappy. As the leader of the small team, Alexander, who is also a beautiful boy, immediately retorted, "Narrow! Too narrow! King of Heroes is obviously sympathetic to the people, but as a king, he is willing to integrate into the people. This is the performance of a sage king. Since ancient times, kings who are willing to enjoy themselves with the people are undoubtedly sage kings!"

"Comparatively speaking, the Conqueror King who has no idea why he is wandering on the street with his Master and talks about having a party is the problem!"

As he finished speaking, other members of Alexander's small group also nodded in support of Alexander's opinion, while Alexander looked proud and calmly stuffed a history book he got from nowhere into the depth of the drawer. It was obvious that he had made up for his lessons well, otherwise how could a primary school student say such sensible things?

When the Gilgamesh party heard this, they naturally did not agree with it and immediately refuted the Alexander party's theory.

Not to be outdone, Alexander also began to refute fiercely.

Neither party could convince the other, and the theoretical debate soon turned into a quarrel.

As a result, a small group headed by Gilgamesh, who played Conqueror King and stepped on King of Heroes, and a small group headed by Alexander, who played King of Heroes and stepped on Conqueror King, started to quarrel on the spot.

Not far away, the cute little lolita group headed by Illya looked at the noisy boys with disgust, saying that the boys were so childish.

The most important thing is that the girls are tired of watching it as an audience, but the boys are endlessly enjoying it - this kind of quarrel has been going on for a long time, and the small groups on both sides have been formed little by little.

Light Screen video, no matter how much King of Heroes showed a side that makes people want to complain, the story continues, and King of Heroes didn't care that he was seen entering the game arcade, and faced Conqueror King with an arrogant look.

However, the world was not directly informed of what the two parties talked about. It was just played that after Conqueror King and King of Heroes had a conversation, Conqueror King left with his little Master Waver, and King of Heroes entered the game hall. It seemed that he really wanted to compete in this game hall.

Anyway, people in the real world have subtle expressions and feel like they have countless things to say.

In the blink of an eye, it was dark again, completely skipping the day.

The camera moved to Einzbern Castle.

After the battle last night, Einzbern Castle was damaged everywhere, while Irisviel and Saber stayed in this castle.

Suddenly, Irisviel felt something. The picture flashed by, showing the roar of thunder and lightning and howling wind. Then, the camera turned back to Irisviel, showing that her expression became a little uncomfortable at this time.

Seeing this, Saber immediately stepped forward and asked with concern, "Madam, what's wrong with you?"

Irisviel looked a little nervous and said, "Someone broke through the barrier... Is it because they knew that Kiritsugu Emiya was not there, so they broke through head-on so unscrupulously?"

Hearing this, Saber sensed it and said with a serious expression, "This magic power, thunder, and this unscrupulous attitude... there is no mistake, the intruder is Rider!"

The next moment, the camera shifted to the hall of the castle. Two black bulls rushed into the camera first, and then an ox cart. The roar of thunder, the sound of cow hooves and wheels grinding on the ground accompanied all of this and rushed into the hall, directly indicating the identity of the visitor.

That is Conqueror King and his little Master Waver!

After Niu Station entered the hall, he stopped and did not continue to charge. Saber, fully armed and in combat mode, also came out and stood at the stairs on the second floor. Irisviel hid behind and watched.

However, when Saber, who was prepared for a big battle, saw clearly what Conqueror King looked like now, everyone was stunned, and people in the real world were also stunned.

Because Conqueror King was not wearing the Macedonian leather armor and red velvet cloak that he wore in the previous battle, but casual clothes - the white T-shirt from the "Grand Strategy" game that he bought without telling Waver, with the world map on the logo.

This metaphor means that we are here to fight, rather than to travel and visit.

Even after seeing Saber, Conqueror King showed a hearty and heroic smile, raised his right hand and said, "Yo, Saber!"

Saber: "...?"

Irisviel: "...???"

They were all confused and couldn't understand the situation at all. Conqueror King's way of not following the routine really confused the two women.

In the real world, many people burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha~~ As expected of Alexander the Great, he always doesn't play by the rules, he's really good at playing."

"Look at King Arthur's confused expression. It can be taken as a screenshot and used as an emoticon pack."

"It doesn't have to be complete. I've already done it. Look, the king is confused. jpg."

"WWWW~ It's so funny. Is this Conqueror King really the one responsible for the comedy?"

"Alexander the Great: You think I'm here to fight? No, actually I'm just here to play!"

"Holy Grail War? I'm not serious~ Hey~ I'm just playing~. gif."

All kinds of jokes and memes appeared at this time, and super talented netizens gave full play to their talents. After all, in the serious Holy Grail War, such scenes are rare.

The most important thing is that Conqueror King is like a comedian. Very funny things always happen when you communicate with him. This is the case with King of Heroes, and now it is the same with Saber.

A proper Holy Grail War mudslide.

After seeing the video of Light Screen, Saber, who came back to her senses, also asked what Conqueror King wanted to do. Originally, she wanted to do it directly, but Conqueror King's attitude of not following the routine also made her a little afraid. She always felt that Conqueror King had some conspiracy.

When Conqueror King heard this, he reached out and patted his side. Under the camera, people finally saw a wooden barrel there.

Then, Conqueror King directly put the barrel on his shoulders, and there was a sloshing sound from inside. It was obvious that it was filled with liquid.

At the same time, a scent of wine spread from the barrel.

Conqueror King said with a matter-of-fact expression, "Do you still need to say that? Of course I came to you for a drink! Okay, don't stay there, lead the way!"

Saber: "...?"

Real world, people all over the world. "???"

In the midst of billions of confusion, Conqueror King continued, "Isn't there a courtyard suitable for drinking? This broken castle is full of ashes, how can we drink?"

Hearing this, Saber and Irisviel looked at each other in confusion, obviously they had never met such a person before.

In the real world, people are also becoming more and more confused by Conqueror King's behavior.

It's okay to come to King Arthur for a drink, but what this Alexander the Great did is really confusing.

However, there are also many people who feel that these actions of Conqueror King are purposeful and planned, and they must have deep meaning.

Then, following this idea, many people think that Conqueror King is actually coming to form an alliance with the Saber group this time. After all, many alliances have appeared in the previous Light Screen images. It is not surprising that a Rider group wants to form an alliance with the Saber group.

Rather, this is in line with the true meaning of 'war'.

Cooperating vertically and horizontally has been this way since ancient times. Whether in the East or West, or looking at the whole world, the essence of this diplomacy has never changed.

First update today, the king's banquet is here

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