The Chance for the World's Greatest Wizard Ra to Get Diarrhea

"Although we can't clear his name right now, you can take this locket first. Keep it and the parchment inside safe. In the future, they'll be proof that your younger brother was a hero." Allen gestured lightly, and the fake made by Regulus flew toward Sirius Black.

Sirius Black snatched it and gripped it tightly in his palm, then asked somewhat reluctantly, "Don't you need to keep using it as a trap?"

Allen took a small piece of metal from his pouch and used magic to perform Transfiguration on it, making it begin to change shape. Imitating the real Slytherin's Locket, he made a fake on the spot. "This one of mine at least looks more like it than your younger brother's. Since I'm not changing the material, and it doesn't need magic to maintain the transformation, there's no need to worry about it failing once the magic runs out."

After finishing the fake, Allen made a sheet of parchment and a quill appear in front of Sirius Black. "Maybe you'd like to write down what you want to say to You-Know-Who on it. Interested? We can put it inside this locket."

"Now that's a good idea! Let me think... James was very good at giving people nicknames, and I'm good at insulting people, especially these Slytherins, like that Snivellus who was always pestering Lily... I have to write a few brilliant ones on James's behalf..." Sirius Black raised his hand to take the parchment and quill, then turned and, together with the books, set them on the base of the stone platform. He bent over, one arm pressed against the platform, while his other hand wrote rapidly across the parchment.

Allen did not deny that Sirius Black had some talent in that regard. Back then, when Snape had discovered