Honkai: Star Rail - The Divine Sword of Taixu at the Start!
Chapter 1057

We Are Saved!

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In the center of the campus square, brilliant lights swirled everywhere.

March 7th stood beneath the stage and couldn't help exclaiming.

"This... how is this possible? Why is the president..."

A man wearing a monkey mask stood on the stage with his hands behind his back, saying with a serious expression:

"Hello, students—or rather, a-peeling to you all!"

"What on earth?" Yan Huan walked out of the crowd.

"Why is it monkeys again? Has this place been occupied by Mount Emei?"

"Holy crap!" a student nearby exclaimed. "It's a Sleepy Banana Monkey!"

"Wahahaha, this is amazing!!"

"A Sleepy Banana Monkey!! I love the Sleepy Banana Monkey!!"

Yan Huan: "..."

On the stage, the old monkey chuckled.

"I am [Professor Primon]."

"Of course, everyone can also call me by a more popular name—Professor Banana!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

He burst into laughter and looked around the surroundings.

"Were all you students given a fright?"

"Don't worry, I haven't gone stupid or crazy. The only reason I came on stage in this outfit is to show the new students the style of Origami University—"

"Hey, you, get down here!"

A male student wearing a Student Council uniform walked onto the stage, snatched the microphone from the old monkey, and said aggressively:

"Who told you to dress like this? Points deducted, must deduct points!"

"Which college are you from? Who is your counselor?"

"..." The old monkey wore a bewildered expression.

He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and narrowed his eyes.

"This student, are you sick?"

"Why don't you take a good look at who I am."

"I don't care who you are!"

The young man puffed out his chest with a steadfast gaze.

"The department head said this is a crucial moment for the campus celebration, and our Discipline Inspection Department

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