The people closest to him quickly crouched down, terrified that the flying excrement would splatter all over their faces.
Yan Huan looked at Xi Kui.
"Have people build a few more toilets here, so some unruly commoner doesn't dirty my territory."
"Um... why don't you build them yourself?" Xi Kui asked, having witnessed what he had just done.
"Give me a break. If I have to build the toilets myself, what do I even need you people for?!"
"Sorry, that wasn't what I meant."
Xi Kui swiftly pulled out her phone and contacted the staff.
"I'll have people come build toilets in the realm right away."
Yan Huan nodded slightly and looked back at the crowd below.
"All right, everyone, where were we?"
"You barely said anything at all!" March 7th stood at the very front, thoroughly displeased.
"...?"
"Is that so?"
"Fine."
Yan Huan cleared his throat and said solemnly,
"Everyone, since you came here, I definitely won't let you leave empty-handed!"
"You want to improve your strength, don't you? I have a great method—absolutely unconventional."
"This method is so ingenious that ordinary people would never think of it! Once you learn it, even if you leave the Xianzhou and go to other worlds, you'll be able to crush your opponents and claim victory!"
"Now then, I shall teach you this method."
Hearing Yan Huan's words, some people below began to get excited.
"Wait, he's giving us the good stuff right away? He's really being this generous?"
"I thought he was just here to fool us."
"Wasn't he supposed to give some ceremonial speech first?"
"Shut up, you lot. Listen carefully!"
Above them, Yan Huan cleared his throat and spoke seriously.
"Unruly commoners, have you ever considered a question?"
"What is the essence of conflict?"
"Why do people fight?