Ryuuen, Why Aren't You the Class Representative?

He genuinely wanted to secure his position in Class A.

Even so, in a place where there are naked men everywhere, discussing business is enough to make them stand out.

Shibata has already started playing around with the students in Class D. Rather than playing around, they are actually comparing their male dignity.

Kanzaki asked Hachiman for information, and Hachiman did not refuse.

Because the atmosphere in Class B is quite good, if they really realize that buying him is a good thing and are willing to pay for it, Hachiman would still be willing to go.

There's no harm in being nice to potential buyers right now.

"I said—" But Shibata noticed that they were sitting in the corner and doing official business in a time when everyone around them was masculine and immediately came over.

Invite them to... well, they were just joking around about who has the greatest dignity among boys.

Hachiman found this to be a very boring thing to do.

Even if you compare sizes, you can't actually have any dignity, because you have no one to associate with and no room to use your position.

"Let's join together," Shibata said. "The current king is Kaneda from Class D."

"No, forget about me—" Kanzaki shook her head.

I'm politely declining his offer.

Why?

Shibata suddenly pulled off Ryuji Kanzaki's bath towel.

Then I saw something very small.

Shibata was the athletic star of Class A, so he was very fast, and Ryuji Kanzaki had no way to stop him, so his towel was pulled off.

"Ah... um... then I'll go find someone else." Perhaps realizing the outcome was like this, and that Kanzaki would almost certainly lose to everyone else, it was the right thing for him not to participate. Not knowing how to face Kanzaki, Shibata immediately ran away.

"It's really a chaotic time," Hachiman remarked.

Actually, he felt that he couldn't look Kanzaki in the eye anymore.

Because Kanzaki is the kind of boy with slightly curly hair who looks refined and handsome.

But.

I never expected it to turn out like this.

"Yes, indeed—" Kanzaki has lost all interest in work; she has clearly been affected.

"Yo-ho—" But the boys were still having fun.

That was Ken Sudō from the Hachiman class.

He's an athletic superstar; if we're just talking about running, he'd probably rank third among first-year students, and he also does a lot of exercise regularly. He's third because the first is Kiyotaka Ayanokoji, and the second is Kōenji.

However, there seems to be no direct correlation between a lot of exercise and your age.

But he was very confident. "Who's the current king?"

"It's Kaneda from Class D."

Kaneda is the strategist in Ryuen's class, the spy who infiltrated Class Ichinose during the Uninhabited Island Exam and obtained information about the team leader.

But the exams are over, and Class Ichinose is full of saints, so they've put this grudge aside for now.

All I remember is that everyone in Class D is a bad guy.

"Ha, that level today!" Sudō threw off his bath towel, and a gasp of surprise rippled through the crowd.

The students watching realized that Sudō was indeed extraordinary.

So, does that mean all athletic men are cheaters?

"That's about it!" However, some people expressed dissatisfaction. "It's not that big."

This is Yahiko Totsuka, a student from Class C.

Because his boss, Katsuragi, wasn't paying attention here, and when he was playing around like this, he didn't include them at all.

So he took the initiative to interrupt.

"Oh?" Sudō didn't seem to have any hostility towards Class C. "So you want to compete with me? And can you even compete?"

He deliberately stood with his legs spread apart.

It's incredibly eye-catching.

"It's not me who's competing, it's the top student in our class. I recommend Katsuragi," Yahiko Totsuka quickly said.

Katsuragi?

Only then did everyone notice that Katsuragi was sitting quietly in the corner, squeezing shampoo onto his head...

Um.

Hachiman followed the gazes of the others and looked over, and was quite surprised.

Since Katsuragi has no hair, how is he supposed to wash his hair now that he's squeezing out shampoo?

"..." Katsuragi probably didn't consider that he would be surrounded by a crowd, but it would be troublesome to leave such childish behavior unattended.

"Hoo—" He seemed to sigh. "If it concerns the dignity of the class, then I have no choice but to fight."

He then turned around and untied his towel.

"Hiss—" A series of gasps could be heard all around.

"You can't judge a book by its cover," Sudō said after a while, then tied the bath towel around his neck.

He lost.

"Hahaha—" Although it wasn't himself, as a big fan of Katsuragi, Yahiko Totsuka laughed exaggeratedly.

"It seems you've misunderstood." At that moment, Kaneda from Class D stood up. "The true king is over here—"

He just lost a competition.

But since that's the case, there's no need to hide it anymore, so he directly lifted the towel off the tall Albert.

"..."

"..."

"..."

The scene fell silent immediately.

Because it's too big.

This must be a snake.

"Hmph... It seems you're all vying for male dignity. Well then, I can't be absent from this kind of occasion." With that, Rokusuke Koenji lifted the bath towel around his waist.

It is undeniable.

"Holy crap—"

Yahiko Totsuka almost exclaimed in surprise, because Albert could already be said to have the talent of being a mixed-race person, but what was going on with Koenji?

Is this a human being?

"That's a donkey!"

He couldn't believe that such a size could exist in the world.

"Hmph—" Rokusuke Koenji proudly touched his blond hair.

"It really is—ah, Ryuen has arrived." Kaneda suddenly said.

It was only then that everyone noticed Ryuen Kakeru coming in from outside.

"Hmm?" Ryuen noticed that something was off.

"Do you think Ryuen's donkey can be compared to Koenji's donkey?"

Size?

Ryuen glanced at Koenji's Tyrannosaurus Rex, then silently tied his towel back on. "I can't compare."

He frankly admitted, "But I know who will win."

"Is there anyone bigger Koenji?" The others were horrified.

"Of course." Ryuen looked in one direction.

"Ah—" Ryuen looked in the direction Shibata had just gone, which was the direction Ryuji Kanzaki had gone. He had just discovered that Kanzaki was very small, so was Ryuen trying to expose Kanzaki and give him a psychological blow?

"Ryuen!" Shibata immediately tried to cover it up.

"I'm talking about Hachiman Hikigaya," Ryuen said directly.

"Eeya?" Shibata was taken aback.

"I'll do it!"

However, Yamauchi, one of the onlookers from Class B, suddenly stepped forward and ripped the towel off Hachiman's waist as he was washing his hair.

Others gathered around.

"..."

"... This is... a Tyrannosaurus Rex!" Yamauchi exclaimed in surprise.

"..."

"..." The surroundings fell silent instantly, and then everyone went to take a shower on their own without any further discussion.

Hachiman discovers that Kanzaki left him even though she hadn't finished washing her hair.

Perhaps because their minds weren't on the subject, the students quickly went to take showers on their own.

Hachiman noticed that people were secretly watching him from time to time, which was a very strange occurrence.

But no one spoke to him, not even Ryuen or Ryuji Kanzaki.

He ran into Yukimura in the locker room, but Yukimura avoided him.

Back in the dormitory, Hachiman wanted to sit down but found a piece of paper on his bed.

Upon opening it, I found that someone had written something on it.

[22 cm]

Day.

Boys really are all like little kids.

If boys do this, would girls?

Probably not.

Because as soon as they entered the bathhouse, Classmate Sakayanagi.

So she calmly asked Kamuro to wash her hair.

P. S.: The Tyrannosaurus Rex in Hachiman's doujinshi is indeed quite large.

It's not exactly cheating.

Chapter 006 Ryuen, why didn't you become the Class representative?

The third day has arrived.

Because the schedule indicated a 15km run on the third day, most students went back to their dorms and prepared to sleep, unsure if they could complete the run the next day.

Although everyone thinks the long-distance run is the highlight and requires a great deal of mental exertion, so far, the meditation that started at 6 a. m. on the third day has already made me feel nauseous. (Zuo)

"Mmm..."

Before going to eat, when the announcement was made, Yukimura, the weakest student and academic star, collapsed on the spot, unable to move.

"Are you alright?" Hachiman asked.

In fact, Yukimura's performance was already evident yesterday. Although he is a top student in written exams, he also likes to study in the library during holidays, making him seem like a complete bookworm. However, his physical fitness is quite poor.

Compared to Yukimura, Suzune Horikita's situation is much more reasonable.