Leng Yaozhu Itches

After Li Luo finished absorbing the Seven-Colored Mushroom spirit, he intended to properly thank the mysterious senior.

Unexpectedly, the Ghost Sorrow world constructed by the Sea God shattered with a loud crash.

And so, Li Luo woke up.

He heard Leng Yaozhu's words.

Although they were the ones who killed the people and set the fire, there was no way they would be foolish enough to admit it.

Tang Wulin was stunned by Li Luo's response, finding it truly incredible.

Xie Xie was equally filled with admiration.

Gu Yue's face was full of worship.

When it came to telling barefaced lies, they didn't admire anyone—they only admired Li Luo.

Unfortunately, they had misjudged Li Luo.

Li Luo was a man who sought truth from facts and was filled with upright righteousness.

"If I said it had nothing to do with us at all, that wouldn't be entirely accurate," Li Luo said with a gentle smile.

Leng Yaozhu's eyes narrowed slightly. "And you are?"

"Greetings, Senior. This junior is Li Luo," Li Luo smiled again.

Leng Yaozhu exclaimed in admiration, "I see. You are the Li Luo of whom they say, 'To never meet Li the Immortal in one's life is to have lived in vain, even if one calls oneself a hero.'"

"A fine Li Luo indeed. Three years ago, because of you, the Spirit Pagoda's official website crashed."

"This junior feels apologetic for that," Li Luo said remorsefully. "May I ask who you are, Senior?"

Leng Yaozhu said indifferently, "Leng Yaozhu of the Spirit Pagoda."

"So it is Her Excellency Heavenly Phoenix herself," Li Luo bowed elegantly. "This junior pays his respects."

Xie Xie's heart shook violently. Holy crap, it's actually the Heavenly Phoenix Douluo, Leng Yaozhu! Her martial soul is the mutated Heavenly Phoenix, a Limit Douluo and a four-word Battle Armor master.

She is the Vice Tower Master of the Spirit Pagoda.

The heir to the Leng Family.

Brother Luo is conversing with such a big shot, neither servile nor overbearing, chatting and laughing with ease. I'm so envious...

The country bumpkin Tang Wulin was even more dumbfounded. The name of the Heavenly Phoenix Douluo was simply too resounding; she was a true heavyweight of the Spirit Pagoda.

An existence far beyond his reach.

He reckoned he would have tied his tongue in knots just trying to speak to her.

Brother Luo was too awesome; he didn't show the slightest fear in front of such a big shot!

Gu Yue felt a bit jealous.

Leng Yaozhu was a woman in her prime, gentle and graceful, filled with feminine charm.

She thought bitterly to herself, The Dragon Queen has gone bad; she actually likes older women.

Hmph, when I grow up, I won't be any worse than this woman.

Leng Yaozhu said sternly, "Li Luo, you said earlier that it had nothing to do with you, but that isn't quite right. May I ask what this is all about?"

"Your Excellency Heavenly Phoenix, if I told you this was an accident caused by a pot of braised beef, I wonder if you would believe me?"

Li Luo's voice recounted the story slowly...

He told Leng Yaozhu that more than two years ago, he had slain two evil soul masters from the Holy Spirit Cult, and while he was eating braised beef, he was retaliated against by the cult.

It was the captain of the East Sea mecha brigade who stepped forward.

He fought bravely against the evil forces.

He fought the evil soul masters to the end; the evil soul masters were driven away, but the mecha brigade also fell.

In the end, Li Luo said, "I can swear on the reputation of the Sea God that everything I have said is true."

If there were any falsehoods in his words, may the Sea God strike him down with lightning and may he meet a miserable end.

Hidden deep within the depths of Tang Wulin's soul sea, the Sea God Tang San gritted his teeth...

Leng Yaozhu was half-convinced, yet she was truly unwilling to believe that a few children could wipe out an entire mecha brigade.

It was at this moment that the East Sea City Lord, Ye Yin, arrived.

He had just received instructions from Long Yeyue.

These instructions were somewhat strange.

The East Sea City Lord, Ye Yin, wore a beaming smile. "So it was you heroes who acted righteously; it was you who protected the East Sea."

"Thank you!"

"Having you in the East Sea is a blessing for the East Sea."

Ye Yin almost forcefully shoved a Federation savings card into the hands of each of them.

"The East Sea will not treat its heroes poorly!"

"This is a reward for your righteous actions."

Leng Yaozhu was somewhat stunned; she did not understand what Ye Yin meant by setting the tone for this matter the moment he arrived.

In truth, Ye Yin did not understand either.

He had received instructions from Long Yeyue.

Long Yeyue was the former Vice Pavilion Master of the Sea God Pavilion at Shrek and was notoriously difficult to deal with; Ye Yin had no choice but to carry out her orders.

Hiding far away in the East Sea, Long Yeyue felt a bit more at ease. I had Ye Yin offer an apology and give each of them a Federation savings card with a million on it. That terrifying existence shouldn't be staring me down anymore, right...

In his astonishment, Tang Wulin took the card Ye Yin handed him—a black gold card with at least a million in savings.

Tang Wulin trembled.

One million!

How much forging would he have to do to earn that much?

He was in a state of near-total bewilderment.

He didn't even realize when he had returned to the academy.

"One million Federation Coins."

He was in a state of extreme excitement...

He couldn't stop!

The matter of the Braised Beef Shop had come to a temporary end, and although Leng Yaozhu was somewhat puzzled, she did not delve deeper.

Before saying goodbye to everyone, she gave Li Luo a way to contact her.

"If you come to the Spirit Pagoda to purchase a spirit soul, I can give you a twenty percent discount."

In the end, she added, "If you have any trouble in the future, you can come find me."

Xie Xie was very envious of Li Luo's treatment. He felt nothing for the one million Federation Coins, nor for the discount on spirit souls, but he was extremely interested in being able to seek out the Heavenly Phoenix Douluo to solve his problems at any time.

Xie Xie felt envious, jealous, and hateful. Why is Brother Luo so lucky?

Leng Yaozhu walked away with her sophisticated legs...

Li Luo wore a smile as he watched Leng Yaozhu leave.

Suddenly, he felt a sharp, vicious pain in the soft flesh at his waist.

Gu Yue's sinister voice rang out, "Is she good to look at?"

The corners of Li Luo's mouth twitched...

Gu Yue had been jealous the entire way back.

She was being sarcastic and snide.

Everyone returned to the dormitory, but Tang Wulin was still excited. Xie Xie looked at him with disdain, "Hey, you country bumpkin, is it really necessary to be like this?"

"You look like you've never seen money before."

"Do you know how much of a country bumpkin you look like right now?"

Tang Wulin wasn't annoyed; he said to Xie Xie excitedly, "This is one million Federation Coins. I'm so happy right now, I really want to jump around."

"Jump around?" Xie Xie asked, puzzled.

Before Tang Wulin could answer, Xie Xie agreed, "I don't know why, but I really want to jump around too."

"Really? That's great," Tang Wulin said happily.

"Let's go outside and jump."

The two of them grew excited at the same time and sang eerily, "Red mushroom, green mushroom, one for you, one for me."

Blue Mushrooms sprouted from Tang Wulin's arms.

Yellow Mushrooms sprouted from Xie Xie's forehead.

They each plucked them and popped them into their mouths.

The two arrived at the open space by the dormitory, held hands, and sang in unison, "Blue mushroom, yellow mushroom, eat them to pole-vault to the God Realm."

"Jump!"

At the highest point of the East Sea Spirit Pagoda, Leng Yaozhu's face flushed red. She felt an itch on her body and really wanted to scratch it.

But that area was not exactly appropriate for scratching.

She controlled herself with all her might.

It was too itchy!

She was the noble Master of the Spirit Pagoda; doing such a thing would be far too shameful.

However, Leng Yaozhu simply could not endure it any longer.

She pulled down her black lace.

She looked down.

A red protrusion had sprouted there.

It was incredibly vivid.

Leng Yaozhu gasped, "What is this?"