Douluo: Rainbow Dragon, Supreme Succubus
Chapter 39

Sea God: Sterilization Cultivation Method, Sufficient for Ten Thousand Generations

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Li Luo's left and right brain were locked in a violent struggle.

Reason told him that he couldn't do that; if he did, he would be a beast.

Instinct told him, "Opportunities don't come twice, you fool, hurry up and make your move."

If he didn't act now, he would be looked down upon for the rest of his life.

Just as Li Luo stood there in a daze, Gu Yue grabbed his hand and placed it on the other side...

"BOOM!"

Li Luo felt as if his head were about to explode.

A tingling tremor raced through his entire body.

He felt as though he had fallen into the wonderful embrace of the clouds.

His whole body felt light and airy.

"Hubby, do you like it?" This time, Gu Yue's voice was incredibly coquettish, intensely so.

Gu Yue's illness had grown even more severe...

Li Luo suddenly snapped to his senses. This cannot go on.

Great Might Heavenly Dragon.

Boundless Sea of Dharma.

Grant me strength.

I pluck!

With lightning-fast reflexes, Li Luo reached out to pluck the Seven-Colored Mushroom that was causing Gu Yue's affliction.

The mushrooms growing on Tang Wulin and Xie Xie were all monochromatic, but the one on Gu Yue was a Seven-Colored Mushroom.

From this, Li Luo deduced that the influence Gu Yue was under must be far more severe than that of Tang Wulin and the others.

As long as I pluck it off, she'll be fine.

However, the hand speed Li Luo had honed from years of being single failed to grab the Seven-Colored Mushroom; instead, he grabbed the Peak of the Mountain.

Li Luo froze completely.

"This... I..."

That was never his intention. "Gu Yue, I... I'm sorry, I..."

Li Luo appeared somewhat incoherent.

Gu Yue was stunned as well.

Her eyes were hazy.

Ripples of mist welled up within them.

A moment later, Gu Yue panted softly, "Hubby, you're so bad."

Her eyes were so soft they seemed ready to melt into water.

Li Luo truly wanted to slap himself hard across the face.

He had actually forgotten what the master of Soul Guidance Floss Psychology had said.

When dealing with the mentally ill, the best approach is to go along with their words.

Not to resist them.

"Oh, yes, I like it very much."

Li Luo stopped resisting and said, "May I take a closer look?"

"Wow." When Gu Yue heard this, her heart blossomed with joy.

"You are my husband."

"What is mine is yours."

As she spoke, she even guided Li Luo's hand to familiarize himself with it.

Gu Yue let down her guard.

She opened her heart.

"So beautiful." Li Luo offered a sincere compliment, his hand lingering as if by accident.

Gu Yue's eyes went vacant.

The kind that rolled back.

But the next moment...

"SNAP!"

That Seven-Colored Mushroom was firmly plucked out by Li Luo.

Gu Yue's body went limp, and she collapsed into Li Luo's arms, her breathing weak. "Li Luo, thank you for saving me."

"No need to thank me," Li Luo said.

Gu Yue's tone was melancholy, "But I would rather you hadn't saved me."

Li Luo froze once again.

It seemed that a conscious Gu Yue was even more terrifying than a confused one.

Time to bolt.

Li Luo fled in a panic.

In the empty dormitory, only Gu Yue remained. She licked her lips, "What a pity, I was just one step away."

But she dared not go any further.

Her previous actions could be excused as being beyond her control, but now that she was clear-headed, she felt that if she were to do it again, that cold, sinister aura would close in on her once more.

"How annoying!"

Gu Yue bared her fangs and brandished her claws, "The Dragon God is dead, the Silver Dragon shall rise."

"He is my husband!"

"No one is allowed to take him away!"

In Dormitory 205, within Tang Wulin's Soul Sea of Consciousness, Tang Wulin looked at the Sea God Tang San and asked earnestly, "Are you saying that this Golden Dragon inside me is half of the split Dragon God, known as the Golden Dragon King?"

"And the Eighteen Seals within me are there to suppress the Golden Dragon King?"

"Correct."

The Sea God Tang San turned back into a shimmering golden figure, shedding his previous disheveled appearance as he explained, "The Eighteen Seals were laid down by a great existence using their own flesh and blood as a catalyst. You could say that you are only alive today because of him."

The Sea God Tang San didn't mind gilding his own lily in the slightest.

Tang Wulin said gratefully, "If I ever have the chance to meet that senior in the future, I will be sure to thank him properly."

"And thank you as well, old grandfather."

"If it weren't for you, my seals would have shattered. Thank you."

The Sea God Tang San waved his hand, "Enough, we can save the thanks for later."

"I must tell you that you can only survive by unsealing these seals one by one and absorbing the power released from them."

"Furthermore, the power of the Golden Dragon King is attracted to the aura of dragon bloodlines."

"This is extremely dangerous for you."

"Especially the assistance from dragon-type martial souls; that is your poison."

The Sea God Tang San's tone turned grim, "So, do you understand now? You cannot have any more contact with that Li Luo!"

"Otherwise, you will die!"

In truth, Tang Wulin would not die simply from contact with Li Luo.

The key was that he could not frequently receive Li Luo's assistance.

It was the assistance of the Rainbow Dragon King that was the lethal poison.

However, the Sea God Tang San explicitly ordered Tang Wulin not to associate with Li Luo.

It wasn't for any other reason than Tang San's fear of that mysterious existence lurking in the shadows.

Tang Wulin's face turned pale; not being able to see Li Luo was even more painful than being killed.

"Old grandfather, is there really no other way? I don't want to become a familiar stranger to Brother Luo."

The Sea God Tang San's expression turned cold, "Either you die, or you do as I say."

Tang San was furious. He could tolerate his own son calling him "old grandfather"—after all, he hadn't revealed his identity to Tang Wulin yet, as he felt the time wasn't right.

But seeing Tang Wulin fail to grasp the gravity of life and death, Tang San was incensed, "What is more important, your life or Li Luo?!"

"Old grandfather, I'm sorry, Brother Luo is more important." Tang Wulin's small face was stubborn.

Tang San's face turned livid, "You!"

He cursed in a rage, "A child who cannot be taught, you deserve your fate, you are hopelessly obstinate..."

Tang Wulin shrank his neck; let him curse all he wanted, it was like a breeze blowing against a mountain.

When Tang San grew tired of scolding, he stared at Tang Wulin with a deep, brooding gaze, his mind racing, I was able to cut my daughter in half, surely I can cut off a small piece of my son?

My blade work is excellent; one could say it is my most proficient skill.

Back then, Wutong was sliced in two by my blade, yet she ended up perfectly fine in the end.

If Wulin takes a slash from me, he surely won't be any worse for wear.

The more Tang San thought about it, the more it made sense. "As long as Wulin doesn't have that thing, he shouldn't take an interest in Li Luo, and the seal won't shatter prematurely."

"Wulin will be safe."

"Perhaps this method won't just work on Wulin; it could succeed for others as well."

"With all six senses purified and free from so many troubles, they will surely focus on cultivation and improve their strength."

"I feel as though I have pioneered a cultivation method even more formidable than that of my mentor, Xiao Gang."

"I shall name this the Sterilization Cultivation Method."

"Once their strength has improved, they can simply reattach that thing. It is absolutely perfect."

"In my view, this method is even superior to my mentor's Running Method."

"If my mentor's Running Method could be passed down for thirty thousand years, then the Sterilization Cultivation Method I invented will certainly be no less impressive."

The great Sea God Tang San cast his gaze toward Tang Wulin's crotch. "Wulin, since you are unwilling, I have a method. Would you like to try it?"

Tang Wulin was overjoyed. "Old man, what kind of method?"

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