Be My Son: "Uh, this, um..."
Uchiha Dance King: "This..."
Son of Nature: "Is getting something you drew yourselves really more embarrassing to you than Postpartum Care for Sows?"
Worst Spirit: "I'm really curious. I want to know what exactly Whitebeard and Madara Uchiha drew."
Boil Daigo Into Soup: "@Uchiha Dance King, @Be My Son, don't tell me you don't dare post them?"
Uchiha Dance King: "Hmph, it was merely a matter of luck. Why wouldn't I dare?"
Uchiha Dance King: "Image.jpg"
[Item: Master's Steel Pole] [As the Ninja World's dance king, this kind of diverse dance is perfectly suited to you] [Comes with automatic mastery of Master-Level Pole Dance, displaying the beauty of the female body to the greatest extent]
No one knew what Madara Uchiha's expression had looked like when he drew this thing. The Chat Group had even thoughtfully shown him a pole-dancing video.
Was it beautiful? It certainly was!
But what did that have to do with him? Did he need that kind of beauty?!
What did a dance meant to display the beauty of a woman's figure have to do with him, Madara Uchiha? Did they expect Madara Uchiha to dance?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
When Bai Xuan saw the image Madara Uchiha had posted, he could not help clicking his tongue. A godlike steel pole that came with innate pole-dancing skills.
The key was that Madara Uchiha had drawn it. That was simply fucking incredible.
He had originally thought this was already the most embarrassing thing possible, but Whitebeard's Giant-Sized Replica Doll really made him laugh.
If it had been normal human-sized, it might not have been so unbearable. But the Chat Group had thoughtfully prepared one roughly the same size as Whitebeard, which made it downright hilarious.
Ordinary Group Owner: "My stomach hurts from laughing.jpg"
Ordinary Group Owner: "Hahahahaha, what the hell did you all draw?!"
Ordinary Group Owner: "Postpartum care for sows, a steel pole, and a life-sized doll."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Was there nothing even remotely normal? Hahahahaha."
Su Yunqing lay on her bed, her body shaking nonstop as she could not hide the smile on her face at all.
Her mind was filled with images of Daigo tending to a sow after giving birth, Madara dancing on a pole, and Whitebeard hugging a giant life-sized doll.
Uchiha Dance King: "There's no way these complimentary Lucky Draws can produce anything good!"
Be My Son: "This old man agrees."
Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Agreed."
That Is How It Is Meow: "Image.jpg"
[Item: Zoan Cat-Cat Fruit] [The eater will gain all the abilities of a cat, including but not limited to extraordinary reflexes, a heightened sense of smell, and an incredibly flexible body] [Note: After consumption, the eater will fear Seastone and seawater from the Pirate World. Seawater from other worlds will have half the effect]
That Is How It Is Meow: "This thing is useless to me, meow."
It was already a Meowth. It possessed every ability a cat should have—and plenty it should not.
Ordinary Group Owner: "A Cat-Cat Fruit. It's clearly just an ordinary Zoan fruit, but because of Pops and Madara, I somehow feel like Meowth has insanely good luck."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Is this what it means to be carried by comparison with one's peers?"
Worst Spirit: "Although we still don't know what Minato Namikaze drew, after seeing the four of them, I feel like today isn't suitable for drawing."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Couldn't agree more."
Son of Nature: "."
Son of Nature: "Drawing depends on bloodline, not timing."
Son of Nature: "At least drawing now gives you some psychological comfort."
Ordinary Group Owner: "Want to try?"
Son of Nature: "Sure. We already have three people at the bottom."
Uchiha Dance King: "."
Boil Daigo Into Soup: "."
Be My Son: "."
You're acting without restraint just because the three of us are at the bottom. You'll definitely regret this!
Bai Xuan opened the Lottery Function and clicked it without hesitation.
How bad could the luck of someone who had crossed worlds and obtained the Chat Group be?
Those three guys? They were complete accidents.
"Ding. Congratulations, you have obtained the Character Template—Obito Uchiha. After fusion, you will possess all of his abilities." "Ding. Because this Character Template has only a three percent compatibility rate with the group member, unknown changes will occur after fusion."
The Chat Group's voice remained utterly cold, but what it revealed this time intrigued Bai Xuan.
A Character Template that would grant all of the other person's abilities after fusion—was this what one should expect from the Chat Group? It could even do something like this.
This Lottery Function really had everything.
"But a compatibility rate of three percent... my compatibility with Obito Uchiha really is terrible."
Bai Xuan shook his head, though he could understand it.
Leaving aside anything else, he could never make himself an enemy of the entire Ninja World for Rin alone.
He could never love someone to that extent.
Nor would anyone in the real world be worth him going that far for.
"There should be other measures, right? I only need his Mangekyō Sharingan."
He was very satisfied with his current personality. He would never alter it in an unknown direction just for Obito Uchiha's power.
Besides, the only thing about Obito Uchiha that Bai Xuan cared about was Kamui.
He did not think much of anything else, such as Wood Release, Ninjutsu, or taijutsu.
Wait, what period was this Obito Uchiha from? It had better not be from his Ninja Academy days.
"Ding. A group member's inquiry has been detected. Beginning Deprivation of Template abilities." "Ding. Uchiha Bloodline has been deprived. Mangekyō Sharingan has been deprived." "Ding. Fuse now?"
"Not for now. Answer two questions first."
Bai Xuan waved his hand, his eyes thoughtful.
"Can Obito Uchiha's Wood Release be deprived?"
"Ding. Obito Uchiha does not possess Wood Release."
"What about Ninjutsu?"
"Ding. Obito Uchiha does not possess Ninjutsu."
"You've got to be kidding me!"
Bai Xuan rolled his eyes. Wood Release was one thing, but saying Obito Uchiha did not possess Ninjutsu was truly treating him like an idiot.
Even during his Ninja Academy days, he at least knew the Three Body Technique.
But after asking those two questions, he roughly understood what this Character Template meant.
So-called "all abilities" referred only to the character's innate abilities—talent, bloodline, and the abilities derived from that bloodline.
Ninjutsu? That was an external skill.
Taijutsu? That was an external skill.
Illusion Technique? That was also an external skill.
In any case, anything acquired through later training counted as an external skill.
Obito Uchiha's Character Template contained only the Uchiha Bloodline and the Sharingan.
It could yield a Mangekyō Sharingan because Obito Uchiha had awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan.
If he had awakened the Eternal Mangekyō, then the Chat Group would have deprived the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan instead.
No, that was not quite right. The Eternal Mangekyō required another pair of Mangekyō Sharingan, so the Chat Group would probably consider those external items as well.
What, the Rinnegan?
Could the Uchiha Bloodline alone evolve into the Rinnegan? Of course not.
So that was still an external item.
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