Obito Uchiha Template? A Chat Group Pure to the Extreme

Be My Son: "Uh, this, that."

Uchiha Dance King: "This."

Son of Nature: "With reactions like that, is what you drew even more embarrassing to you than Postpartum Care for Sows?"

Worst Spirit: "I'm truly curious. I really want to know what Whitebeard and Madara Uchiha drew."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "@Uchiha Dance King, @Be My Son, you wouldn't be too afraid to post it, would you?"

Uchiha Dance King: "Hmph, it was merely a matter of luck. Why would I be afraid?"

Uchiha Dance King: "Image.jpg"

[Item: Master's Steel Pole]

[As the Dance King of the Ninja World, this form of diverse dance is perfect for you.]

[Comes with the automatic mastery of Master-Level Pole Dance, showcasing the beauty of the female form to the greatest extent.]

No one knew what expression was on Madara Uchiha's face when he drew this item, and the Chat Group had even thoughtfully displayed a video of pole dancing for him.

Was it beautiful? It was indeed beautiful!

But what did that have to do with him?! Did he need this kind of beauty?!

What did a dance that showcased the beauty of the female form have to do with him, Madara Uchiha? Did they expect him, Madara Uchiha, to dance it?

Impossible! Absolutely impossible!

When Bai Xuan saw the image posted by Madara Uchiha, he couldn't help but click his tongue. A god-tier steel pole that came with pole dancing skills.

The key was that Madara Uchiha had actually drawn it; it was simply legendary.

He had originally thought that was the most embarrassing item, but the Giant-Sized Replica Doll that Whitebeard posted truly made him laugh.

If it had been a normal human size, he might have been able to hold it in, but the Chat Group had thoughtfully prepared one about the same size as Whitebeard, which made it hilarious.

Ordinary Group Owner: "Stomach hurting from laughing.jpg"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hahahaha, what are you all drawing!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Postpartum Care for Sows, a steel pole, and a life-sized doll."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Isn't there anything normal? Hahahaha."

Su Yunqing lay on her bed, her body shaking incessantly, the smile on her face impossible to hide.

Her mind was filled with images of Daigo helping a sow with postpartum care, Madara dancing the pole dance, and Whitebeard hugging a giant life-sized doll.

Uchiha Dance King: "It's impossible to draw anything good from this kind of complimentary lottery!"

Be My Son: "I agree."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Agreed."

That Is How It Is Meow: "Image.jpg"

[Item: Zoan Cat-Cat Fruit]

[The consumer will possess all the abilities of a cat, including but not limited to super-strong reflexes, sense of smell, and physical flexibility.]

[Note: After consumption, the user will fear Seastone and seawater from the Pirate World; in other worlds, the effect of seawater is halved.]

That Is How It Is Meow: "This thing is useless to me, meow."

He was already a cat himself; he had all the abilities a cat should and shouldn't have.

Ordinary Group Owner: "A Cat-Cat Fruit. It's clearly just an ordinary Zoan fruit, but because of Pops and Madara, I actually think Meowth's luck is pretty good."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Is this what they call being set off by the competition?"

Worst Spirit: "Although I don't know what Minato Namikaze drew yet, after seeing the performance of those four, I don't think today is a good day for the lottery."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Couldn't agree more."

Son of Nature: "."

Son of Nature: "The lottery is about bloodline, it has nothing to do with the time."

Son of Nature: "At least drawing now provides some psychological comfort."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Are you going to try?"

Son of Nature: "Might as well. I've already got three people at the bottom to cushion the blow."

Uchiha Dance King: "."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "."

Be My Son: "."

So you're acting recklessly just because the three of us are at the bottom? You will definitely regret this!

Bai Xuan opened the Lottery Function and clicked it without hesitation.

For someone who could transmigrate and had obtained a Chat Group, how bad could his luck be?

Those three guys? They were just an anomaly.

"Ding, congratulations on obtaining the character template: Obito Uchiha. Upon fusion, you will possess all of his abilities."

"Ding, as the compatibility between this character template and the group member is only three percent, unknown changes will occur upon fusion."

The Chat Group's voice remained incomparably cold, yet the meaning revealed this time made Bai Xuan feel intrigued.

A character template that grants all of the target's abilities upon fusion—should one say it is worthy of the Chat Group? It could even accomplish such a thing.

This Lottery Function really does have everything.

"But a three percent compatibility... my affinity with Obito Uchiha is truly abysmal."

Bai Xuan shook his head, though he could understand it.

If nothing else, he could never bring himself to make the entire Ninja World his enemy just for Rin.

He could never love someone to such an extent.

In the real world, there was no one worth him going to such lengths for.

"There should be other measures, right? I only need his Mangekyō Sharingan."

He was satisfied with his current personality and could not possibly allow his character to shift in an unknown direction just for Obito Uchiha's power.

Moreover, as far as he was concerned, the only thing about Obito Uchiha worth caring about was Kamui.

He did not value the others, such as Wood Release, various Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu, very much.

Wait, which period of Obito Uchiha is this? I hope it's not from his time at the Ninja Academy.

"Ding, inquiry from group member detected. Commencing deprivation of template abilities."

"Ding, Uchiha Bloodline has been deprived. Mangekyō Sharingan has been deprived."

"Ding, do you wish to fuse?"

"Not yet. Answer two questions for me first."

Bai Xuan waved his hand, his eyes filled with a thoughtful gaze.

"Can Obito Uchiha's Wood Release be deprived?"

"Ding, Obito Uchiha does not possess Wood Release."

"What about Ninjutsu?"

"Ding, Obito Uchiha does not possess Ninjutsu."

"Are you kidding me!"

Bai Xuan rolled his eyes. He could let the Wood Release slide, but saying he didn't possess Ninjutsu was truly a joke.

Even during his time at the Ninja Academy, he should have at least known the Three Body Technique.

However, after asking these two questions, he roughly understood the meaning of this character template.

The so-called "all abilities" referred only to the character's inherent traits: talent, bloodline, and the abilities derived from that bloodline.

Ninjutsu? That is an external object.

Taijutsu? That is an external object.

Genjutsu? That is also an external object.

In short, anything acquired through later training is an external object.

The Obito Uchiha character template only contained the Uchiha Bloodline and the Sharingan.

The reason it could provide the Mangekyō Sharingan was because Obito Uchiha had awakened the Mangekyō Sharingan.

If he had awakened the Eternal Mangekyou, the Chat Group would have deprived him of the Eternal Mangekyou.

Actually, that's not quite right; the Eternal Mangekyou requires another pair of Mangekyō Sharingan, which the Chat Group would likely also classify as an external object.

What about the Rinnegan?

Can the Uchiha Bloodline alone evolve into the Rinnegan? Of course not.

Therefore, that is also an external object.