Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 23

Mythical Zoan Angel Form? Do You Know Cthulhu

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Ordinary Group Owner: "Younger sister?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Then I probably know which version of Dongfang Bubai you are."

Ordinary Group Owner: "@Son of Nature, you should know too, right?"

Son of Nature: "I suppose I do. I've finished watching it all; it was actually quite good."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Right? Right? I also think the version Yu Ma filmed was great. At the time, I was completely focused on Linghu Chong and Dongfang Bai. Ren Yingying was basically insta-killed, you know?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Linghu Chong really doesn't know what's good for him! Isn't Dongfang Bai better than his Junior Sister? Isn't she better than Ren Yingying? Sigh, it's infuriating!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Ah, my poor Dongfang Bai. In the end, she didn't even have a heart left. Wuwuwuwu."

Son of Nature: "."

Uchiha Dance King: "."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "."

Worst Spirit: "."

Golden Flash: "."

That Is How It Is Meow: "Is she always like this, meow?"

Worst Spirit: "You'll get used to it."

Dongfang Bubai: "What... are you talking about?"

Seeing the messages the Group Owner sent, Dongfang Bai felt somewhat at a loss.

She had no impression of Linghu Chong, and what did it mean that Ren Yingying was insta-killed by her? Was there a battle later on?

And why say Linghu Chong didn't know what was good for him? Did something happen between her and Linghu Chong in the future?

Finally, what was meant by not having a heart left?

Although Dongfang Bai didn't quite understand, she could tell from their language that the other party truly knew her. If so, she should be able to find her younger sister, right?

Son of Nature: "You should really restrain yourself. This isn't you watching a drama right now."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Hehehe, I'm used to it, I'm used to it. It's just that I got caught up in the emotions, you know?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "I'll try to restrain myself in the future."

Su Yunqing said embarrassedly. There was no helping it; in her past life, she was just an ordinary girl, and in some aspects, she simply couldn't help herself.

Son of Nature: "@Dongfang Bubai, your younger sister is named Yilin, and she is a disciple of Abbess Dingyi of the Hengshan Sect."

Son of Nature: "You can go and verify her identity. After all, what we know isn't necessarily accurate."

Dongfang Bubai: "Many thanks."

Dongfang Bubai: "If the information is true, Dongfang will surely reward you handsomely."

Seeing the message Bai Xuan sent, Dongfang Bai's eyes narrowed, and she spoke earnestly.

Having finally obtained information about her younger sister, she had to verify it regardless of whether it was true or not.

Ordinary Group Owner: "You're just going to say that?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "You lectured me earlier saying I should ask for a reward, but when it comes to yourself, you don't want one?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Oh, I get it. You think the martial arts world is too weak and look down on those powers, so you're using this information to gain Dongfang Bai's favor to develop things further, right?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "You have grand schemes!"

Son of Nature: "."

Is this person a drama queen? I didn't say anything at all, so how did she manage to imagine all of this?

Son of Nature: "Before you say things like that, can you think about the difference between us?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "What difference?"

Su Yunqing didn't understand what Bai Xuan meant and asked honestly.

Son of Nature: "I awakened my Superpower at the dawn of Spirit Energy, and the intensity of my power isn't weak. Later, the first Lucky Draw I did gave me the Mangekyō Sharingan. You could say that even without any other powers, I could reach the pinnacle of the world just by developing steadily."

Son of Nature: "So, I don't have to care too much about whether the information I possess can be traded for useful things."

Son of Nature: "But you're different. You're just an ordinary person!"

Uchiha Dance King: "You're just an ordinary person!"

Be My Son: "You're just an ordinary person!"

Worst Spirit: "You're just an ordinary person!"

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Although I'm also an ordinary person, as the future Tiga, I still want to say: Group Owner, you're just an ordinary person!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Pfft!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Vomiting blood.jpg"

Su Yunqing felt as if five blades had pierced her heart. That's right, Bai Xuan had talent and ability; even without other powers, he could climb the path of cultivation. But her... she was just an ordinary person.

Wuwuwuwu, why am I just an ordinary person!

Damn it, to transmigrate me without giving me any talent, and the only Cheat I have is so trashy—it's not even remotely as powerful as the chat groups in novels, waaaaaah.

Be My Son: "Gurarara, no need to worry, Group Owner. I have already received news regarding a Mythical Zoan Devil Fruit."

Seeing Whitebeard's message, Su Yunqing instantly perked up and asked impatiently in the group:

Ordinary Group Owner: "Really? What form of Mythical Zoan fruit is it?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Could it be something like Kaido's, like a White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, or Black Tortoise form?"

Be My Son: "Rumor has it that it is the Human-Human Fruit Mythical Zoan Angel Form, but it's hard to say if it's true. After all, a lot of information isn't necessarily accurate."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Ahhhhh, is it actually an angel?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "It has to be the Angel Form! A beautiful face and powerful strength—just thinking about it..."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Please, you must obtain it! This is my lifelong wish."

Worst Spirit: "Why do I get the feeling that the Group Owner cares more about the appearance than the strength?"

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "You can drop the 'feeling' part."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "If Bai Xuan hadn't analyzed last time that the Group Owner should eat a Mythical Zoan Devil Fruit, I bet the one she'd want most is the Paramecia Slippery Fruit."

Son of Nature: "Friendly reminder: in the original myths, the image of an angel is quite ugly. Demons are relatively better, though not exactly beautiful either."

Son of Nature: "You know Cthulhu? It's pretty much like that."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Shut up! Don't tell me these things!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Do you know what you're saying? You're shattering the beautiful fantasies of an innocent girl!"

Son of Nature: "The descriptions of angels in the Old Testament are more like some kind of flying machine. The so-called six wings: two pairs covering the face, two pairs..."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Not listening, not listening, the turtle is chanting scriptures."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Not looking, not looking, the turtle is laying eggs."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Hahahaha."

Be My Son: "Gurarara, besides Bai Xuan, no one else in the group could push the Group Owner to this extent."

Worst Spirit: "I still remember when she first joined the group, the Group Owner was very shy and cautious, but after getting familiar with us, she showed her true colors."

Uchiha Dance King: "She even wanted me to send a Memory Copy of myself dancing."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "I already have the image in my head."

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