Global Awakening: Joining the Chat Group at the Start
Chapter 44

The Group Owner Was Muted by the Chat Group Again-What Does Youth Look Like?

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But the principles behind the Great Star Absorbing Skill in the Yu Ma Version of Smiling Proud Wanderer were completely different from the others, so why was the content the same?

Or did different settings not affect the contents within?

He opened his eyes and shook his head. He was only curious, really. No matter what principle this Great Star Absorbing Skill operated on, it did not matter.

After all, Gravity was also a part of nature. If he wanted to speed up his absorption of Spirit Energy, he could simply infuse Spirit Energy into his body himself.

There might be some differences, but they would not amount to much.

But there was no point. He was already growing stronger quickly enough. Cultivation manuals might even slow down his cultivation.

Like Foolish Orange after becoming a god in Kamen Rider—did he still need a Transformation Device? The Transformation Device would only limit his strength.

Personally, compared to improving himself, he actually wanted to create a universal cultivation method that could increase cultivation speed.

After all, because of the [Nature Authority], whenever humans or even Mutant Creatures grew stronger, he would grow stronger by a certain proportion as well. It was as though his rate of growth was tied to every living creature on Earth.

Since that was the case, there was no need for him to keep anything hidden.

But, as expected, it would not work.

He should wait until the Chat Group unlocked a new function that could optimize these manuals into versions cultivable in every world.

Dongfang Bubai: "@Son of Nature, is Ren Woxing's Great Star Absorbing Skill useful?"

In the Chat Group, Dongfang Bai asked curiously.

After all, their worlds were different. She was curious whether the internal energy cultivation methods of her world could work in Bai Xuan's world.

And that energy called Spirit Energy seemed like the purest source within Heaven and Earth. It resembled Internal Force, yet seemed to be a higher form of it. Just one Spirit Energy Bead had raised her cultivation realm by more than one level, directly bringing her into the Late Xiantian Realm.

At this level, aside from her master, no one should be able to defeat her, right?

Even Feng Qingyang of the Mount Hua Sect did not have that ability. Before her breakthrough, they had been evenly matched; after it, he was even less qualified.

Linghu Chong. If the Chat Group had not existed, would she have fallen in love with him?

Dongfang Bai's gaze was somewhat complicated, but she could understand why her future self had liked him.

But that was impossible now. She was not a woman who would be swept away by love. Having watched the Memory Copy and learned of her less-than-wonderful future, how could she possibly fall into it again?

Besides, was Linghu Chong truly worth her affection?

He probably would never forget his Junior Sister.

Son of Nature: "It's useless. And interestingly, its contents are exactly the same as what comes up in browser searches."

Son of Nature: "They probably just changed the setting."

Ordinary Group Owner: "Wow, that's such a scam?!"

Ordinary Group Owner: "Does that mean we won't be able to cultivate any manuals sent over in the future?"

There were several martial arts manuals she had really wanted to practice once her constitution improved.

Especially the Taiji Fist passed down by Zhang Sanfeng. Since their worlds differed, perhaps it could derive some supreme Great Dao.

But now, it seemed that would not work.

Son of Nature: "Isn't there still the Chat Group? Once it unlocks new abilities in the future, it might be able to do it."

Ordinary Group Owner: "The Chat Group?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "If you hadn't mentioned it, I would have treated it as nothing more than a chatting tool. So it has new functions besides Check-in and Lucky Draw?"

Ordinary Group Owner: "This trash Chat Group."

"Ding, an unknown error has been detected. The Chat Group owner has been muted for thirty minutes."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "."

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "This is the second time, right?"

Worst Spirit: "The group owner should be the first person to get muted by the Chat Group, right?"

Son of Nature: "More than that, she's probably also the first group owner who would get muted by the Chat Group."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "The group owner is such a loser."

Glory of the Northern God: "So you're saying you're very brave?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Just kidding, I'm super brave, okay?"

Glory of the Northern God: "Please begin your performance.jpg"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "That wasn't the original line at all, was it? Shouldn't it have been 'let me have a look'?"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "You damned Shiba Inu, you actually played dirty with me!"

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba Inu gives an evil smirk.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba Inu disdainful gaze.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "I am Thor! The Glory of the Northern God!"

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "You damned Shiba Inu, just wait until I make the Anti-Thor Armor! I'll definitely make you kneel and call me Daddy!"

Worst Spirit: "Do you want to be Hong Qigong?"

Dongfang Bubai: "He should be glad Thor's father is human. Otherwise, he would be trying to become a dog."

Uchiha Dance King: "The question is, whose dog does he want to be?"

Be My Son: "Gurararara, of course he'll be this old man's dog!"

Son of Nature: "???"

Son of Nature: "What exactly has Su Yunqing taught you all during the days I wasn't in the Chat Group?!"

Why was he seeing memes that only existed in modern times? There was even "Brother Jie."

What exactly had this woman done to her Chat Group?!

Glory of the Northern God: "Shiba Inu thinking.jpg"

Glory of the Northern God: "A lot, a lot."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "But I don't understand many of them."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "Sometimes, after I make her angry, she asks me to go hiking with her."

Richest Man in the Lighthouse: "What does that mean?"

Son of Nature: "She asked you to go hiking?"

Bai Xuan's eyelid twitched slightly. If nothing unexpected happened, she wanted to attend his funeral feast.

But asking Iron Man to go hiking with her—where did she get that courage?!

Boil Daigo Into Soup: "Sometimes she also says something like 'My Youth Is Back.' What does that mean?"

Worst Spirit: "It seems to mean grandfather's youth has returned. Pops sent a video of himself fighting Kaido before, and whenever the Tremor-Tremor Fruit effects appeared, the group owner would send that."

Worst Spirit: "Is her Youth Pops?"

Worst Spirit: "@Son of Nature, you and the group owner are from the same country in the same world. In your world, what does Youth look like?"

Seeing Kurumi Tokisaki's words, Bai Xuan could not help falling silent.

Memories surfaced in his mind.

Son of Nature: "Youth."

Son of Nature: "It was probably the blonde kid shouting that he would become Naruto, the Straw Hat shouting that he would become the man who would be King of the Pirates, the Spark Lens turning into dust in midair, the Pink Hat drifting in the wind, the tennis ball landing on the ground."

Son of Nature: "It was a carefree time with almost no worries at all."

In his memories, their youth had been long, incomparably long. Countless anime had carried them through year after year. Yet it had also seemed so short. Before they had time to look back, they had unknowingly become adults.

The anime that belonged to them had also, without their noticing, reached the end.

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