"My dad said my taste had improved."
"After listening for a while, my dad told me to turn up the volume."
"You've got it good. My dad snatched my phone away."
"What's that compared to mine? When my finger slipped and I was about to swipe away, my dad straight-up kicked me. 'You little brat, finish listening before you swipe away.'"
"That day, I nearly shook my head off and still couldn't keep her."
"There were too many people in the elevator just now, so I swiped back to it. Shake!"
"You believe me? My screen is covered in dandruff."
"This slaps! I suggest Ye Chen do more DJ-style songs like this next time. I love it! I think Lady Shexiang from before would've worked perfectly too."
"I used to find DJs so annoying, but after hearing Ye Chen sing, it feels so damn good."
"I just listened to this song, and now my dad's driving like a maniac on mountain roads. I'm scared..."
"I don't even dare imagine how lively and cheerful this song would make you feel in a Land Rover."
"I'll save it first, then pull it out and go wild while washing dishes and cleaning."
"I don't even dare imagine how awesome it would feel to listen to this while driving on the highway."
"It sounds so good! Time to sway~"
"I'm taking a dump here, and this song is this hype..."
"You're listening to a song this hype while taking a dump? Are you trying to get yourself killed?"
"I want to @ my friends, but then I feel like wild boars can't appreciate fine grain."
"Post an ass—if someone kicks it, listen once."
"..."
Seeing how much everyone liked it, Ye Chen was relieved.
It seemed tomorrow's headlines were in the bag again.