The Special Affairs Bureau Brought Helpers This Is Too Unconventional! (Asking for the last monthly ticket of March)
The Special Affairs Bureau's Helpers Arrived... This Was Way Too Non-Mainstream!
"This isn't yours!"
"This isn't your property!"
"This is a relic of the Tang army!"
"Fill in the hole! Don't spray water upward—don't spray water onto the highway! Don't make the hole bigger! Don't damage the roadbed!!!"
Two young men from the Special Affairs Bureau stood shoulder to shoulder by the highway. One operated a drone while the other held up binoculars, watching Shen Le hop around the water column. As he jumped, he shouted:
"If you keep attacking, I'm going to fight back!!!"
The two looked at each other. While recording, they whispered among themselves:
"That seems to be some kind of demon."
"It probably is... A water-type one. The hole's too small to see clearly. Maybe it's a fish?"
"Why isn't Shen Le attacking? There's no way he can't beat it!"
"Should we drive over and help?"
"No need, right? Didn't he say that demon might damage the roadbed? Besides, it's convenient to record from here... Fuck!"
Trying to get a clearer look at the demon, the drone had flown too low and was struck by a jet of water, tumbling as it fell...
Fortunately, Shen Le leaped into the air and caught the drone in one hand. After examining it in his palm, he drifted over as though his feet never touched the ground and handed it back to them.
"It seems a little damaged?"
"Thank you, thank you. We can repair it when we get back." The young man in the back seat took the drone and bent down to stuff it into the rear seat. The driver asked curiously:
"Why didn't you hit it?"
"It's not entirely unreasonable." Shen Le complained with a bitter expression.
"The thing I dug up had layer after layer