"Haha, greetings to the beautiful host, Miss Lin Xiaoyu!"
Chu Men returned the gesture with a straight face.
This was a Douluo World of flesh and blood, not some fictional novel or empty text, so minor discrepancies in the details were inevitable.
Especially after Chu Men transmigrated to Douluo!
Lin Xiaoyu flicked her finger, flipping to the second cue card.
"The next question is about your livestream room.
"Its debut was truly shocking; it was like a window looking into another world!
"To the point that the so-called 'otherworld' is no longer just a product of a writer's imagination, but a reality that scientists have yet to discover!"
At this, Lin Xiaoyu set down the cue card and feigned a complaint to lighten the mood.
"I won't lie to you, official personnel have already come looking for us, asking about your situation and requesting our cooperation with their investigation."
"Only a day has passed, the authorities are quite fast!"
After a moment of thought, Chu Men replied with a hint of apology in his tone.
"I've caused you trouble. As for my situation... I transmigrated here about three months ago. I was at home reading a novel after work, got electrocuted, died, and transmigrated—a very cliché plot.
"Like most protagonists in web novels, I also bound a system panel!
"The system panel only finished loading all its functions three days ago, which is when the livestream room went online.
"I have to thank you for this; if not for your connection request, I don't know how much longer my livestream room would have remained in obscurity."
Chu Men provided a simple explanation of the events without revealing much valuable information.
Lin Xiaoyu waved her hands hurriedly, looking somewhat flattered.
"You don't have to be so polite. I just clicked the connection request at random; I never expected to connect to another world. Thinking about it now, it still feels like a dream!"
She then took out the third cue card. "This is a question from a fan of the original work. They ask: A Titled Douluo's full-power strike can level a city; is this... physics?"
The smile on Chu Men's face gradually faded. He subconsciously rubbed his back, still feeling a lingering fear.
"A Titled Douluo is indeed formidable. Last night, Tang Hao swung his hammer casually, and the defensive turtle shell I used to save my life shattered instantly.
"If I hadn't activated Damage Reversal in advance, I might have already been up there having tea with the Nine-Colored Goddess.
"But it wasn't a total loss; taking that hammer blow was worth several days of sparring with Sister Erlong.
"Not only did I level up, but my entire body's tendons and bones were 'tempered' by a Titled Douluo!
"As for physics..."
Chu Men took a walnut from Xiao Wu's hand, tossed it upward lightly, and caught it steadily.
"The gravitational acceleration is about the same as on Earth, so how can you say physics doesn't exist?"
Xiao Wu, with a raisin in her mouth, looked up and glared at Chu Men, snatching the walnut back with a pout.
"This is my nut! Creepy uncle is a bully!"
After saying that, she pushed the entire box of snacks toward her side. It was a mystery where she got such strength.
She really was a little rabbit who guarded her food!
[Someone else takes a hammer blow from a Titled Douluo and dies instantly. The streamer takes a blow and levels up! This is just too damn ridiculous!]
[Xiao Wu: Escaped a Titled Douluo's pursuit without any pressure. Sigh, how lonely it is to be invincible~]
[I heard Ah Yin is also a great beauty...]
Clearly, the audience had little interest in terms like "physics" or "acceleration," favoring violence and beauties instead.
Seeing this, Lin Xiaoyu changed the question at the right moment, hitting exactly what the audience wanted to know.
"Then, what made you decide to kidnap... I mean, save Xiao Wu at that time?"
Chu Men laughed freely.
"It was a kidnapping, you don't need to cover for me. The whole thing was livestreamed that night with so many viewers watching.
"For all I know, the internet on your side is probably full of edited clips of the stream right now; I couldn't deny it even if I wanted to."
The smile on Lin Xiaoyu's face grew a bit warmer. "Then what exactly drove you to make that decision? Kidnapping Xiao Wu meant risking being hunted down by Tang Hao."
"The reason is simple, and quite selfish."
Chu Men's gaze turned sharp. "Two tigers cannot share one mountain! The Douluo Continent is a world where the strong prey on the weak. The top of the pyramid is too narrow; it can only accommodate one person!
"Besides, who wouldn't want to keep such a cute little rabbit?"
Chu Men gestured toward Xiao Wu, who had her feet propped up on the table, as if he were truly showing off a newly adopted pet to others.
His sharp statement not only silenced Lin Xiaoyu but also left the audience in the livestream room quiet for a few seconds.
Soon, the chat exploded like a breached dam:
[Got it, Tang San is following the destiny script, while the streamer is following the heaven-defying script! As expected of a transmigrator!]
[Support the streamer! As the saying goes, when the mandate of heaven changes, the divine artifacts change hands to those with virtue; this is the natural order of things!]
If for no other reason, just for such a cute Xiao Wu, I absolutely have to take down Tang San!
Emperor Chu Men, unify the world!
Lin Xiaoyu, having collected herself, did not continue to press the topic of Tang San, turning instead to discuss ideals with Chu Men:
"So, what plans do you have for your future life?"
Chu Men pondered for a moment, leaning forward slightly with his elbows on the table, his tone turning somewhat serious:
"I am in another world now, and the constraints of the real world cannot bind me, so may I speak plainly?"
"Of course... but please mind your phrasing."
A rare, mischievous smile appeared on Lin Xiaoyu's face as she spoke in a volume that was meant to be a whisper but was audible to everyone:
"After all, the people above might be watching, and I'd still like to keep this livestream channel!"
The netizens were treated to a wonderful snapshot of "Sister Lin whispering a conspiracy, only for the conspiracy to be for nothing."
Chu Men tossed a walnut kernel into his mouth and muttered:
"Even if I don't say it, this 24-hour livestream displays my every move to all the viewers, like a monkey being fed.
"Actually, for a man, the future boils down to two paths: career and love!
"As for career, it's about making money and getting gear! I intend to combine modern industry with soul guidance technology to spark a soul guidance industrial revolution in the Douluo World!
"In the future, commoners won't have to worry about having weak martial souls; they can just pick up a soul guidance rifle and blast away. Someone like me, a Soul Sect master, could wear a set of soul guidance mecha and go toe-to-toe with experts at the Soul Saint level!
"I'll let those guys who rely on talent and bloodline to look down on others see what it means for technology to be the primary productive force!
"Once the entire continent is using my soul guidance devices, I will naturally become the emperor of the Soul Guidance Empire!"
After speaking, Chu Men extended his right hand, making a gesture as if everything were under his control!
Then he burst into laughter, as if what he had just said was merely a joke!
The viewers in the livestream did not think it was a joke at all; having witnessed technological revolutions themselves, they began to discuss its feasibility with great relish!
Lin Xiaoyu was not overly surprised; she simply stared at the glimmer in Chu Men's eyes and continued to ask:
"And what about love?"
The livestream chat exploded instantly!
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