Douluo Era.
Spirit Hall.
It was night. Bibi Dong stood alone by the window in her bedchamber.
She wore a pale-purple, spaghetti-strap gown that perfectly outlined her ample figure. Her skin was as white as the moon above.
Yet the delicate features of her face were unconsciously shadowed by the melancholy befitting the Pope.
Bibi Dong had held the title of Pope for many years, but lately, she had wanted to give the three Soul Bones belonging to Spirit Hall to her disciple Hu Liena and the others.
Even for something like that, several of Spirit Hall's elders had objected.
With no other choice, Bibi Dong could only set the three Soul Bones aside as prizes for the Continental Advanced Spirit Master Elite Tournament.
In two years, she would have Hu Liena and the others win the tournament championship and claim the Soul Bones.
Thinking of this, Bibi Dong felt a little weary. "I've been the Pope for so long."
"If it weren't for me, how could Spirit Hall have amassed enough power to contend for supremacy over the world?"
"Yet I never thought that, in the end, I wouldn't even have the authority to decide what happens to three Ten Thousand Year Soul Bones. Spirit Hall has truly disappointed me!"
"One day, sooner or later, I'll destroy Spirit Hall and establish a true empire that belongs to me alone!"
After saying this, Bibi Dong could only sigh helplessly.
At that moment, she truly wondered whether all she had done over the years had been right...
But just then,
a mysterious white Light Screen suddenly appeared before her eyes.
[Douluo Sharp Review Screen activated!]
[To correct the twisted underlying logic of Douluo, the Light Screen will connect all eras of Douluo and begin a round-by-round series of sharp reviews and retrospectives!]
[Each round will review ten characters, with one review every night!]
[Sharp reviews aim to identify problems. We hope that Douluo's characters will correct their faults where they have them, and encourage themselves where they do not, so that Douluo's ways may change for the better as soon as possible!]
[Each round of sharp reviews will have its own theme. In later rounds, we will try to exclude characters who appeared in previous reviews, to increase the variety of characters!]
[In special circumstances, a character may appear in multiple review themes!]
[First sharp review—Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo!]
[Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo!]
[Douluo Continent is commonly known as the Continent of Romance. Thus, many female characters in the Douluo World often act foolishly because of their love-addled brains and twisted values!]
[The Light Screen has selected ten well-known stupid women. They may not be the stupidest in Douluo, but each is definitely stupid in her own distinctive way!]
[The sharp review is about to begin...]
The moment the Light Screen appeared, it got straight to the point.
It made its position clear: it was here to insult people.
And the people it wanted to insult were all the idiot characters in the Douluo World.
The first round was about the Top Ten Stupid Women, no less.
Bibi Dong was instantly taken aback.
"What?"
"What is this thing?"
"A Light Screen? It's going to review the characters of the Douluo World?"
"Could this be the will of Heaven, something like the Heavenly Dao or the Great Dao?"
Bibi Dong hurriedly probed it with her spiritual power, but couldn't find anything wrong with the Light Screen.
It was as if the Light Screen didn't exist at all, and yet she could see it as clear as day.
A Light Screen, somehow caught between existence and nonexistence. Bibi Dong's face darkened.
"Could it really have been created by some supreme being?"
"I possess divine power, yet this Light Screen seems even more exalted than the power of a god!"
"Forget it. I may as well see what this so-called sharp review is all about!"
"The Top Ten Stupid Women shouldn't have anything to do with me, right?"
There was nothing Bibi Dong could do. She could only accept reality and watch the Light Screen as a diversion.
Douluo Era 2.
Shrek Academy.
Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong had just finished their daily running drills and taken a shower. They were getting ready for a good night's sleep.
But the sudden appearance of this so-called Light Screen left them both utterly stunned.
They stared at it together, at a loss.
"Yuhao, your spiritual power is stronger. Can you tell where this thing came from?"
"Or do you have any information about it?"
Wang Dong spoke first.
But after cautiously probing and examining it, Huo Yuhao couldn't make out the slightest clue.
Huo Yuhao furrowed his brows. "I can't investigate it at all."
"It's like a projection from a world above our own."
"We're not even qualified to touch it!"
"Above our world?" Wang Dong rubbed his chin, still pondering. "The Light Screen says it can connect all eras and wants to correct our Douluo World."
"Bizarre. This is seriously bizarre!"
"Don't worry, Wang Dong." Huo Yuhao was more easygoing and tried to reassure her. "It's not hurting us, anyway."
"It seems to be something like an exposure, so let's just treat it like a show."
"This round is supposed to review the Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo."
"I can see the Light Screen too. What if I'm one of the stupid women?" Wang Dong couldn't help worrying.
Huo Yuhao chuckled. "Wang Dong, are you being silly? You're a guy!"
"You're not a woman. How could you make the list?"
"Oh, right. I'm a guy..." Wang Dong coughed twice to hide her embarrassment.
"Fine, let's watch. It'll be something to do tonight..."
"I wonder who the first stupid woman is?"
Douluo Era 3.
The Tang family home.
Tang Wulin and Na'er sat on the sofa, watching the Light Screen as if it were a television.
They were both still very young, and had no idea how to handle this situation.
Only after Tang Ziran and his wife came out did they hurriedly comfort the children.
Tang Ziran studied the Light Screen and said, "This shouldn't be a projection from a Soul Tool."
"Besides, no Soul Tool could speak with such an audacious tone. And there'd be no reason for one to target our family."
"Honey, do you think it could be a legendary deity?" Tang Wulin's mother asked.
Tang Ziran shook his head. "I don't know, but I don't think even a deity would dare claim to connect all eras of Douluo."
"Let's watch for now. It might reveal quite a bit of information."
"But this round's Top Ten Stupid Women probably has nothing to do with our family..."
Listening to his parents talk, Tang Wulin felt much calmer.
He muttered to himself, "This Light Screen is so fierce. It's going to roast people."
"So it's here to insult people. Do the people it roasts just let it?"
Na'er was simply curious, and watched the Light Screen.
Douluo Era 4.
The Lan family home.
Lan Xuanyu watched the Light Screen, having gone so far as to bring over a pile of snacks.
"So this kind of thing exists? It seems pretty amazing."
"I might as well find out what kinds of stupid women there are in the Douluo World."
"And good thing I'm a guy..."
As he spoke, Lan Xuanyu grabbed a snack from the pile in his arms and started eating.
Douluo Era.
Divine Realm.
God of Destruction, Asura God, Goddess of Life, Goddess of Goodness, and the God of Evil.
The Five Great God Kings all watched the Light Screen.
No matter what power they used, they seemed completely unable to probe even the slightest bit of information from it.
Asura God spoke first:
"So there really are beings in this world who stand above our Divine Realm!"
"I'm afraid the Light Screen's appearance is going to turn the skies of our Douluo God Realm upside down..."
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