Douluo Era 1.
Spirit Hall.
It was night, and Bibi Dong stood alone before the window in her bedchamber.
She wore a pale purple camisole dress that perfectly outlined her voluptuous figure, her fair skin as radiant as the moon in the sky.
Yet, Bibi Dong's exquisite features were unconsciously clouded by the melancholy unique to a Pope.
Bibi Dong had ascended to the position of Pope many years ago, but recently, she had wanted to bestow three spirit bones from Spirit Hall upon her disciples, Hu Liena and the others.
Even for a matter such as this, several elders of Spirit Hall still opposed her.
With no other choice, Bibi Dong had to settle for offering the three spirit bones as rewards for the Continental Advanced Spirit Master Elite Tournament.
In two years' time, she would let Hu Liena and her team win the tournament championship and claim the spirit bones.
Thinking of this, Bibi Dong felt a sense of weariness: I have been Pope for so long.
If not for me, how could Spirit Hall possess the foundation it has today to contend for dominance over the world!
Yet, I never expected that in the end, I wouldn't even have the authority to distribute three ten-thousand-year spirit bones. This Spirit Hall truly disappoints This Seat!
Sooner or later, I will destroy Spirit Hall and establish a true empire that belongs solely to me!
Having said this, Bibi Dong sighed in helplessness.
At this moment, she truly doubted whether what she had done all these years was right...
But just then.
Suddenly, a mysterious white light screen appeared before her eyes.
[Douluo Sharp Review Screen activated!] [To correct the distorted underlying logic of Douluo, the screen will connect various timelines of the Douluo World and initiate a series of sharp review rankings!] [Each round of reviews will feature ten characters, one review per night!] [The reviews aim to identify problems; may the characters of Douluo correct their faults if they have them and guard against them if they do not, so as to turn around the atmosphere of Douluo as soon as possible!] [Each round of reviews has its own theme. Subsequent reviews will strive to exclude characters who have already appeared to increase the diversity of characters!] [In special circumstances, a character may appear in multiple review themes!] [First round of reviews -- Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo!] [Top Ten Stupid Women of Douluo!] [Douluo Continent, commonly known as the Continent of Romance; therefore, a large number of female characters in the Douluo World often act stupidly due to being love-struck and having warped values!] [The screen has selected ten well-known stupid women. They may not be the stupidest in Douluo, but they are certainly stupid in their own unique ways!] [The review is about to begin...]
After this screen appeared, it got straight to the point.
It made its stance clear immediately: I am here to insult people.
And it was insulting the various idiots of the Douluo World.
The first round was even something like the "Top Ten Stupid Women."
At this, Bibi Dong was momentarily stunned.
"What?"
"What is this thing?"
"A light screen? Reviewing characters of the Douluo World?"
"Could it be the will of the heavens, something like the Heavenly Dao or the Great Dao?"
Bibi Dong hurriedly probed with her spiritual power, but she could not detect any issues with the screen at all.
This screen seemed as if it did not exist, yet she could see it clearly.
A screen that happened to exist between existence and non-existence—Bibi Dong's expression turned grim.
"Could it really have been created by some supreme existence?"
"I possess divine power, yet this screen seems even more exalted than the power of a god!"
"Fine, This Seat will simply watch and see what this 'sharp review' can do!"
"The top ten stupid women—this shouldn't have anything to do with This Seat, right?"
Bibi Dong had no choice but to accept reality and watch the screen as a pastime.
Douluo Era 2.
Shrek Academy.
Huo Yuhao and Wang Dong had just finished their daily lap-running training, had just showered, and were preparing to get a good night's sleep.
However, the sudden appearance of this so-called light screen left both of them completely stunned.
The two stared at the light screen simultaneously, at a loss for what to do.
"Yuhao, your spiritual power is stronger; can you discern the origin of this thing?"
"Or rather, is there any information to be found?"
Wang Dong spoke first.
Yet, after Huo Yuhao used his cautious probing to inspect it, he could not detect a single clue.
Huo Yuhao frowned and said, "I can't probe it at all."
"It is as if this is a projection that stands above our world."
"We don't even have the qualifications to touch it!"
"Standing above the world?" Wang Dong rubbed his chin, continuing to ponder: "This light screen does say that it can connect to various space-times and intends to rectify our Douluo World."
"Bizarre, it is truly too bizarre!"
"Hey, it's fine, Wang Dong." Huo Yuhao had a better mindset and persuaded him: "It isn't harming us, anyway."
"It seems to be something used for exposure; let's just treat it like watching a show."
"This round claims to be a sharp critique of the ten stupidest women in Douluo."
"I can see this light screen; I hope I'm not among the stupid women," Wang Dong worried subconsciously.
Huo Yuhao chuckled: "Wang Dong, have you lost your mind? You're a man."
"You aren't a woman, so how could you possibly make the list!"
"Oh, right, I'm a man..." Wang Dong coughed twice to hide his embarrassment.
"Fine, let's just watch it then, treat it as some evening entertainment..."
"I wonder who this first stupid woman is?"
Douluo Era 3.
Tang Wulin's home.
Tang Wulin and Na'er sat on the sofa, watching the light screen as if it were a television.
Both of them were very young at this moment and could not comprehend this situation at all.
It wasn't until Tang Ziran and his wife came out that they hurriedly comforted them.
Tang Ziran looked at the light screen and analyzed: "This shouldn't be a projection from any soul guidance device."
"Besides, no soul guidance device has such a tone, nor would there be any need to target our family."
"Husband, do you think it's a legendary deity?" Tang Wulin's mother asked as well.
Tang Ziran shook his head and indicated: "I don't know, but I feel that even a deity wouldn't dare claim to connect all the space-times of Douluo."
"Let's watch first; perhaps it might reveal quite a bit of information."
"However, this 'ten stupidest women' round shouldn't have anything to do with our family..."
Listening to his parents' exchange, Tang Wulin felt much more at ease.
He also muttered to himself: "This light screen is so fierce, a 'sharp critique'."
"It just means scolding people, right? Are people just going to be scolded by it?"
Na'er was simply curious, staring at the light screen.
Douluo Era 4.
Lan Xuanyu's home.
Lan Xuanyu was also watching the light screen, having simply brought a pile of snacks over.
"There's actually something like this; it seems quite magical."
"I happen to want to see what kind of stupid women there are in the Douluo World."
"And thank goodness I'm a man..."
As Lan Xuanyu spoke, he picked up the snacks in his lap and began to eat.
Douluo Era 1.
God Realm.
God of Destruction, Asura God, Goddess of Life, Goddess of Goodness, and God of Evil.
The five Great God Kings watched the light screen simultaneously.
No matter what kind of power they utilized, it seemed impossible to probe even the slightest bit of information from this light screen.
The Asura God spoke first:
"It seems that there truly exists an entity in this world that stands above our God Realm!"
"I fear that the appearance of this light screen is meant to directly overturn the heavens of our Douluo God Realm..."
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