Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 11

Qian Daoliu Was the Bane of Evil Soul Masters! The Holy Spirit Cult Was Too Weak!

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The famous figures of the Douluo Era 2 looked at the title on the Light Screen, each of them startled.

And what did that opening mean by "toying with two Limit Douluo"?

How many Limit Douluo could there be in the entire Douluo Era 2?

Someone immediately voiced their doubts.

[Huo Yuhao of Douluo Era 2]: "From the looks of it, this is someone from our era."

[Huo Yuhao of Douluo Era 2]: "But we've never heard of anyone named Ye Xishui."

[Wang Dong of Douluo Era 2]: "Who knows? She's probably another villain, and an old woman at that."

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "How could it be Xishui? And what does this introduction mean by 'toying with two Limit Douluo'?"

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "There are only a few Limit Douluo in this era. What does this have to do with Xishui?"

[Ye Xishui of Douluo Era 2]: "I never expected this... I've been hiding it for so long, but it seems the answers will be revealed today because of this strange Light Screen."

[Ye Xishui of Douluo Era 2]: "Perhaps this is a kind of release, too?"

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Xishui, what does this mean? What answers are going to be revealed? What secret are you hiding?"

[Mu En of Douluo Era 2]: "Xiaoyao, Xishui... If I'm not mistaken, I must be one of these so-called Limit Douluo, right?"

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Could it be... you and me?"

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "Xishui, what does this all mean?!"

[Ye Xishui of Douluo Era 2]: "Xiaoyao, I'm tired. Just keep watching... I think perhaps the time has come."

[Long Xiaoyao of Douluo Era 2]: "What do you mean, the time has come? Wait, Xishui, I'm coming to find you!"

[Huo Yuhao of Douluo Era 2]: "Well, I didn't expect this to involve our teacher, too."

[Wang Dong of Douluo Era 2]: "Yuhao, let's not say anything yet."

[God of Destruction of Douluo Era 1]: "What's a Limit Douluo? Is it impressive? Does anyone know the Douluo Plane?"

[Asura God of Douluo I]: "It's a level just short of godhood. I have a legacy in the Douluo World, so I know quite a bit about it."

[Sea God of Douluo Era 1]: "Right. I ascended to godhood from the Douluo Plane after reaching level one hundred."

[God of Destruction of Douluo Era 1]: "Oh, then it sounds like these people can throw their weight around in the lower realm. What kind of tricks does this Ye Xishui have that let her toy with two of the plane's strongest experts?"

People from the other eras and worlds watched, all of them rather curious.

After all, judging by the things Ye Xishui had said, there seemed to be some hidden gossip involved.

And, as it happened, the Light Screen began formally introducing the character Ye Xishui.

On the Light Screen.

[Ye Xishui, the true ruler of the Holy Spirit Cult in Douluo Era 2, a level-99 Limit Douluo. Her Martial Souls are the Blood Soul Demon Puppet and the Bright Phoenix.]

[Ye Xishui was raised from childhood by Zhongli Old Ghost, the former leader of the Holy Spirit Cult. After Zhongli Old Ghost died, she served as its leader.]

[Once her son, Zhongli Wu, had grown up, Ye Xishui passed the position of leader to him and became the Holy Spirit Cult's Grand Elder.]

[Ye Xishui had been involved with Mu En and Long Xiaoyao, the other two Limit Douluo of Douluo Era 2.]

[Later, Ye Xishui and Long Xiaoyao became lovers. To atone for his sins, Long Xiaoyao stayed by her side, committing evil on behalf of the Holy Spirit Cult.]

[Later, Ye Xishui was forcibly whitewashed as a villain, became Tang Wutong's living battery, and eventually died alongside Long Xiaoyao.]

[Of course, all of that is just Ye Xishui's basic public profile. She looks like an ordinary villain template, with nothing wrong about it.]

[But once the tangled history between Ye Xishui, Mu En, and Long Xiaoyao is truly revealed, it becomes clear what the problem with Ye Xishui is.]

[Ye Xishui's foolishness also lay in her conceit and her promiscuous relationships with men.]

[First, there was the tangled relationship between Ye Xishui, Mu En, and Long Xiaoyao.]

[As the saying goes, the Third Young Master is best at writing melodramatic love triangles, and Douluo Era 2 had plenty of them.]

[But unlike Liu Erlong of Douluo Era 1, who was a victim...]

[Here, Ye Xishui was the perpetrator through and through, and one who didn't even understand the situation.]

The introduction so far had been much like the Sharp Critique of Bibi Dong: it had first given a rough overview of who this Ye Xishui was.

People from the other eras could recognize her, too.

The name Holy Spirit Cult was especially familiar to people from later eras.

[Cloud Ming of Douluo Era 3]: "So that's it. I thought the name Ye Xishui sounded a little familiar. She was the leader of the Holy Spirit Cult ten thousand years ago."

[Cloud Ming of Douluo Era 3]: "It's recorded in Shrek's history. Ten thousand years ago, the Holy Spirit Cult was at its height, and back then, it was only thanks to Senior XXX that they could XXX..."

[Cloud Ming of Douluo Era 3]: "Well, I can't spoil anything."

[Underworld Emperor of Douluo Era 3]: "Hmph! At its height? The times are always progressing. What could the Holy Spirit Cult from ten thousand years ago amount to?"

[Underworld Emperor of Douluo Era 3]: "A mere Ye Xishui wouldn't even count as a second-rate expert in our Holy Spirit Cult today!"

[Ghost Emperor of Douluo Era 3]: "All right, Underworld Emperor. There's nothing to be gained by discussing this. Keep a low profile, or we might draw unwanted attention."

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "What exactly does the Holy Spirit Cult do? Judging by how you're talking, can this organization really have lasted for twenty thousand years?"

[Ye Guyi of Douluo Era 2]: "The Holy Spirit Cult is the headquarters of the Evil Soul Masters."

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "What are Evil Soul Masters?"

[Ye Guyi of Douluo Era 2]: "They're people who grow stronger through all kinds of improper means, like devouring vitality and seizing power. They're often perverts or monsters, bloodthirsty and brutal."

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "Oh? Aren't they what we call the fallen?"

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "Wait, weren't all the fallen drawn to Slaughter City, where they could wear each other down?"

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "How did a Holy Spirit Cult appear?"

[Ye Guyi of Douluo Era 2]: "Uh, I'm not good at history, so I don't know... But even if I did, I probably couldn't spoil anything."

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "So, anyway, you're saying that ten thousand years from now, there'll be a lot of these so-called fallen—oh, no, Evil Soul Masters?"

[Ye Guyi of Douluo Era I]: "Yeah, I can't even kill them all. What a shame. If only my strength were better, I'd have been chasing the Holy Spirit Cult down and killing them long ago."

[Ye Guyi of Douluo Era I]: "Senior, I remember that you have an Angel Martial Soul, too. Angel Martial Souls have a powerful suppressive effect on Evil Soul Masters!"

[Qian Daoliu of Douluo Era I]: "Of course. Angels exist to punish evil and uphold justice. The glory of the angels will always illuminate every patch of darkness!"

[Angel God of Douluo Era I]: "Then why did you let that Bibi Dong become Pope?"

[Angel God of Douluo Era I]: "But I never expected there'd be so many Evil Soul Masters in the lower realm ten thousand years from now... If we wiped them all out, wouldn't that let us create another Angel God?"

[Angel God of Douluo Era I]: "Our Qian Family is the natural enemy of Evil Soul Masters!"

[Angel God of Douluo Era I]: "Hey, Qian Daoliu, weren't you just a little short of the talent needed to become a god? If you could travel to Douluo Era 2 and kill all those Evil Soul Masters, you'd become the new Angel God!"

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