Sharp Critique of Douluo's Foolish Women: Bibi Dong Only Ranks Tenth
Chapter 11

Qian Daoliu Completely Counters Evil Soul Masters! The Holy Spirit Cult is Too Weak!

1,292 words4 min read18 views
2mo ago

The well-known characters of the Douluo II era stared at the title on the light screen, instantly struck by bewilderment.

Furthermore, what was the meaning of that opening remark about toying with two Limit Douluos?

How many Limit Douluos were there in the entire Douluo II era?

Someone immediately voiced their skepticism.

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Looking at this, it seems to be someone from our era."

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "However, we have never heard the name Ye Xishui."

[Douluo II Wang Dong]: "Who knows, probably just another villain, and an old hag at that."

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "How could it be Xishui? And what is this introduction implying by saying she toyed with two Limit Douluos?"

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "In our entire current era, there are only a few Limit Douluos. Xishui, what does this mean?"

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "I didn't expect this... I have hidden for so long, yet today, I fear the answer will be revealed because of this bizarre light screen."

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "Perhaps, this is also a form of release?"

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "Xishui, what exactly does this mean? What 'revealing the answer'? What secrets are you keeping?"

[Douluo II Mu En]: "Xiaoyao, Xishui... if I am not mistaken, this so-called 'two Limit Douluos' must include me, right?"

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "Could it be... you and me?"

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "Xishui, what on earth does this mean?!"

[Douluo II Ye Xishui]: "Xiaoyao, I am tired. You all should just watch... I think, perhaps the time has come."

[Douluo II Long Xiaoyao]: "What do you mean the time has come! Wait, Xishui, I am coming to find you!"

[Douluo II Huo Yuhao]: "Good grief, I didn't expect this to involve Teacher as well."

[Douluo II Wang Dong]: "Yuhao, let's not speak for now."

[Douluo I God of Destruction]: "What is a Limit Douluo? Are they very powerful? Is there anyone here familiar with the Douluo plane?"

[Douluo I Asura God]: "It is just the level right before becoming a god. I have a legacy in the Douluo world, so I am quite knowledgeable."

[Douluo I Sea God]: "Correct, I ascended to godhood after reaching level 100 on the Douluo plane."

[Douluo I God of Destruction]: "Oh, in that case, these people must be all-powerful in the lower realm. What kind of methods does this Ye Xishui have to be able to toy with two of the plane's top powerhouses?"

People from other eras and worlds watched on, all feeling rather curious.

After all, one could tell from Ye Xishui's various remarks that there must be some hidden gossip.

As it happened, the light screen officially began to introduce the character Ye Xishui.

On the light screen.

[Ye Xishui, the true ruler of the Holy Spirit Cult in the Douluo II era, a level 99 Limit Douluo, possessing the Blood Soul Demon Puppet and Bright Phoenix martial souls.]

[Ye Xishui was raised from childhood by the former leader of the Holy Spirit Cult, Zhongli Old Ghost. After Zhongli Old Ghost died, she served as the leader of the Holy Spirit Cult.]

[Once her son, Zhongli Wu, had grown up, Ye Xishui passed the position of leader to him and served as the Supreme Elder of the Holy Spirit Cult.]

[Ye Xishui once had a relationship with the other two Limit Douluos of the Douluo II era, namely Mu En and Long Xiaoyao.]

[Later, Ye Xishui became involved with Long Xiaoyao. To atone for his sins, Long Xiaoyao remained by Ye Xishui's side, committing evil deeds for the Holy Spirit Cult.]

[Subsequently, Ye Xishui, as a villain, was forcibly redeemed and became a 'power bank' for Tang Wutong, eventually dying alongside Long Xiaoyao.]

[Of course, the above is only Ye Xishui's basic surface-level setting; it looks like a standard villain template, nothing out of the ordinary.]

[However, once the tangled web of fate between Ye Xishui, Mu En, and Long Xiaoyao is truly revealed, one can see where the problem with Ye Xishui lies.]

[Ye Xishui's stupidity also lies in her own self-proclaimed cleverness and her messy romantic entanglements.]

[First, there is the chaotic relationship between Ye Xishui, Mu En, and Long Xiaoyao.]

[As the saying goes, the Third Young Master is best at writing melodramatic love triangles, and Douluo II certainly has no shortage of them.]

[But unlike Liu Erlong in Douluo I, who was a victim.]

[Here, Ye Xishui is a perpetrator through and through, and a perpetrator who completely fails to understand her own situation.]

The beginning was similar to the sharp critique of Bibi Dong, providing a brief introduction to who this Ye Xishui was.

People from other eras were also able to recognize her.

Especially the name "Holy Spirit Cult," which was quite familiar to those from later eras.

[Douluo III Yun Ming]: "So that is it. I said the name Ye Xishui sounded slightly familiar; she was the head of the Holy Spirit Cult ten thousand years ago."

[Douluo III Yun Ming]: "It is recorded in Shrek's history that the Holy Spirit Cult of ten thousand years ago was also in a period of prosperity, and at that time, it was only by relying on Senior XXX that we could..."

[Douluo III Yun Ming]: "Well, I cannot spoil the future."

[Douluo III Underworld Emperor]: "Hmph! Prosperity? The era is always progressing; what could the Holy Spirit Cult of ten thousand years ago possibly count for?"

[Douluo III Underworld Emperor]: "This mere Ye Xishui wouldn't even be considered a second-rate powerhouse in our current Holy Spirit Cult!"

[Douluo III Ghost Emperor]: "Enough, Underworld Emperor. There is no need to talk about such things. Keep a low profile, lest we be targeted."

Qian Daoliu: "What exactly is the Holy Spirit Cult? Looking at your posture, it seems this organization manages to span twenty thousand years?"

Ye Guyi: "The Holy Spirit Cult is the headquarters for Evil Soul Masters."

Qian Daoliu: "What is an Evil Soul Master?"

Ye Guyi: "They are people who grow stronger through various improper means, such as devouring life force or plundering power. They are often perverts or monsters, bloodthirsty and cruel."

Qian Daoliu: "Oh? Isn't that what we call the Fallen?"

Qian Daoliu: "That's not right. Aren't the Fallen all drawn to Slaughter City to consume each other?"

Qian Daoliu: "How could a Holy Spirit Cult emerge?"

Ye Guyi: "Uh, I'm not good at history, I don't know... but even if I did, I probably shouldn't spoil the future."

Qian Daoliu: "So, in short, you're saying that ten thousand years later, these so-called Fallen—no, Evil Soul Masters—are numerous?"

Ye Guyi: "That's right, I can't even kill them all. It's a pity; if my strength weren't lacking, I would have hunted down the Holy Spirit Cult long ago."

Ye Guyi: "Senior, I recall that you also possess the Angel Martial Soul. Our Angel Martial Soul has a powerful restraining effect on Evil Soul Masters!"

Qian Daoliu: "That is only natural. Angels are inherently meant to punish evil and uphold righteousness. The glory of the Angel will always illuminate all darkness!"

Angel God: "Then why did you let that Bibi Dong become the Pope?"

Angel God: "Still, I didn't expect there to be so many Evil Soul Masters in the lower realm ten thousand years later... If you were to kill them all, wouldn't that be enough to create another Angel God?"

Angel God: "Our Qian family is the absolute nemesis of Evil Soul Masters!"

Angel God: "You there, Qian Daoliu, aren't you just a sliver of talent away from becoming a god? If you could travel to the second era, kill these Evil Soul Masters, and you would be the new Angel God!"

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki