Douluo: I Am Qian Xunji, Not the Secret Chamber Douluo
Chapter 36

Poseidon: My Turn to Be the Tall One Reaching the Sky (Extra Chapter for Reader 'Suren')

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God Realm, Asura God Temple.

"Asura, your successor really doesn't give me any face at all."

"My High Priestess is so exquisite, with such a great temperament, such a fine figure, fair skin, beauty, and long legs."

"He actually struck so ruthlessly, coming at her with a sword meant to take her life right from the start."

"My High Priestess's thigh is injured and bleeding, and the whole family of the Great Whale was abducted by him too."

"You have to give me some compensation."

Sea God Poseidon complained incessantly.

As an old player who believed everything was fair game, he found it completely baffling that Qian Xunji would strike so heavily against a beautiful woman.

And that Deep Sea Demon Whale King, had he lost his mind? Or was he sleeping and turned stupid?

Failing his tribulation and then sacrificing himself to Qian Xunji.

Where was your pride as the overlord of the ocean spirit beasts?

Show that spirit you once had, where you were fearless and would bite anyone who annoyed you!

Why do anything else, but choose to sacrifice yourself to a mainland spirit master? You really bring shame to us ocean creatures.

It would be one thing to sacrifice yourself, but you even entrusted your wife and daughter to a mainland male spirit master!

Don't you know that some men on the mainland have very wild tastes, especially those who love mother-daughter pairings and beast-girl traits?

Of course, when it comes to wild tastes.

Poseidon: I am the number one god of the Douluo Plane since ancient times; no person or creature can surpass me.

The Sea God's complaints were like flirting to the Asura God, possessing zero lethality.

Qian Xunji's clever capture of the Deep Sea Demon Whale King, forcing him to sacrifice himself, showed the style he once had.

Since he had already obtained the spirit ring and spirit bone, the seventh trial of Asura had naturally been passed.

That line, "Courage is the anthem of humanity," is truly well said, the Asura God thought to himself.

Facing an existence whose strength far exceeded his own, Qian Xunji dared to draw his sword and face him, not retreating a single step.

This action reminded the Asura God of that great war in the God Realm, where he had also stood holding the Asura God Sword, facing the maddened Dragon God whose strength far exceeded his own, without retreating a single step.

He had originally thought this successor of his would only know how to launch sneak attacks, play with long-range sword control, and bombardments.

He hadn't expected such a different performance when facing a strong opponent; it was as if he were a completely different person from his initial impression.

If this kid could just keep up this appearance of daring to draw his sword against the strong and never retreating, that would be great, the Asura God hoped in his heart.

However, the Asura God knew very well that his successor was not that kind of person.

"Asura, if you don't compensate me for something, I'm not leaving today," Poseidon insisted, acting like a rascal.

"Goodness and Evil have already agreed to my proposal to have you temporarily act as the God of Law Enforcement."

The Asura God's sudden remark terrified Poseidon, his eyes turning bloodshot and his breathing becoming ragged like an ox.

He looked at the Asura God, who had a slight upward curve to his lips and a smile, in disbelief, his head turning mechanically.

He never imagined that this "dog" of an Asura God would be so shameless!

His own successor was about to complete all the god trials and inherit his god position.

He would soon be liberated, gain freedom, leave the God Realm, and go live a carefree life in the universe.

Before leaving, he actually wanted to set him up and make him the God of Law Enforcement!

"Damn it! The God of Law Enforcement in the God Realm has so much work, no benefits to be gained, and it's easy to offend people. You, the Asura God, are a dignified God King who can suppress those below, but I, the Sea God, am only a first-tier main god. You want me to be the God of Law Enforcement? Are you planning to have me beaten by the Seven Original Sin Gods and the Seven Elemental Gods as a group?!"

Sea God Poseidon roared directly.

"Sea God, don't be so loud, don't be so agitated. Work hard; Goodness and Evil both think highly of you," Asura said, watching the Sea God, who was on the verge of a breakdown, with amusement.

The Sea God felt as if the sky were collapsing, and he, the tall one, had to hold it up.

What did it mean that Goodness and Evil thought highly of him? Those two old fellows were also scouting for successors, planning to pass down their god positions and run off to the lower realms to play and fall in love.

These few God Kings were all tired of working and just wanted to find someone to take over the burden so they could run off and live freely.

Especially this guy Asura—why did he cast such a wide net and search so actively for a successor to pass down his god position?

It was precisely because the work of the God of Law Enforcement was endless and offered no real benefits.

Of course, the benefits here referred to things that could move a God King-level powerhouse.

Working at a dull and tedious job for who knows how many tens of thousands of years.

Even a primordial god of the God Realm, a God King powerhouse, would find it unbearable.

But Sea God Poseidon didn't want to take over the burden at all.

However, since things had reached this point, he could only find a successor in the lower realm as soon as possible, pass down his god position, and then run away immediately.

And, he hoped that this guy Qian Xunji would inherit the Asura God position soon and ascend to the God Realm early.

That way, he would no longer have to serve as an Enforcer God.

The Asura God, who possessed the power of judgment, was the only candidate truly suited for the role of an Enforcer God.

Douluo Plane.

After Qian Xunji finished accepting the sacrifice of the Deep Sea Demon Whale King, he took his wife and daughter into the Ten Thousand Beast Platform Sub-dimension.

The two female whales, both with cultivation levels exceeding one hundred thousand years, transformed into human forms one after another.

As soon as the Demon Empress entered the Ten Thousand Beast Platform, she felt her body lighten significantly.

The sensation of being suppressed and watched, as if a heavenly tribulation lightning bolt could strike her down at any moment, had vanished.

"Where is this?" she asked.

"You can think of it as the prototype of a god's divine kingdom, a sub-dimension independent of the Douluo Plane that belongs solely to me," Qian Xunji answered the Demon Empress's question.

"Your strength is the greatest, so from now on, you shall be the manager here."

The Demon Empress looked at the dense jungle scenery before her and pointed to herself, asking, "Me?"

It was true that she was a fierce beast with a cultivation age approaching five hundred thousand years.

But she was a sea spirit beast, not a land spirit beast.

In a forest, she might not even be able to unleash seventy percent of her strength.

He wanted her, a sea spirit beast with restricted capabilities, to manage land spirit beasts?

Under Qian Xunji's guidance, the Demon Empress and her daughter arrived at a massive lake in the center of the forest.

Although it was freshwater, it was not entirely unacceptable; after all, a sea spirit beast over one hundred thousand years old was not so delicate.

"You will live here from now on."

Qian Xunji took out an illustrated manual.

He instructed the Demon Empress and Lan Fozi on what they could eat and what they could not.

Soft Bone Rabbits, white-skinned pigs, black-skinned pigs, various chickens, ducks, cows, and sheep, as well as the carp, silver carp, grass carp, and krill in the lake, were all free to eat.

They could also eat the giant potatoes, corn, and other crops Qian Xunji had obtained from the system if they wanted a change of pace.

The Golden-Haired Lion Mastiff, Ice-Fire Demon Tiger, Golden Crocodile, Golden Tortoise, Silver Hero Beast, Image Beast, and Human-Faced Demon Spider... those were off-limits.

"What do you humans usually eat?" Lan Fozi asked curiously.

Qian Xunji said nothing, merely summoning a table full of delicacies—one hundred thousand tons of food provided by the system.

Lan Fozi, who couldn't master the use of chopsticks in such a short time, took to using a spoon immediately.

"This food called sweet and sour fish is delicious; it's so tangy and sweet."

"This steamed sea bass is also quite good."

"The fermented fish is so tasty."

"The grilled and fried fish are so fragrant."

"The boiled crispy fish meat is so bouncy and chewy."

It was clearly Lan Fozi's first time eating human food, but she fell in love with it instantly.

She wondered what on earth she had been eating in the ocean all this time; those sharks were pungent and sour—they didn't taste good at all.

"My apologies, Fozi is still young." Seeing her daughter eating so voraciously and clearing the table in no time, the Demon Empress gave Qian Xunji an apologetic look.

"It's fine, being able to eat is a blessing."

As he spoke, Qian Xunji took out cooking utensils, seasonings, and a cookbook, handing them to the Demon Empress.

Whales were far too gluttonous; he couldn't keep feeding them with the food provided by the system forever.

Otherwise, in the long run, he would have nothing left for himself.

He had to make this mother and daughter fend for themselves.

He wasn't wealthy enough to support two gluttons.

The plan to have the Demon Empress drink Child-Mother River Water to give birth to a small Deep Sea Demon Whale was shelved for the time being.

Qian Xunji left the Ten Thousand Beast Platform Sub-dimension, stepped into the void, and with a sweep of his divine sense, turned his gaze toward Sea God Island.

With the Demon Empress and her daughter settled, it was time to go to Sea God Island and stir up some trouble.

As for the eighth trial of the Asura God—completing his set of Spirit Bones—that could wait a while.

In any case, he had a year to complete the god trials.

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