Xiao Wu stood there, holding a small cloth bag in her hand, looking at the people in the dormitory with a charming air.
The smile on her face made her look even more adorable.
"Hello everyone, my name is..."
[My name is Xiao Wu, and I've given birth to one hundred thousand litters!]
Suddenly, a boy's voice rang out in the depths of her heart.
"My name is Xiao Wu, and I've given birth to one hundr..."
As she was speaking, she suddenly stopped, startled, and turned her head to look around.
What was that voice just now?
Was she hallucinating?
"Your name is Xiao Wu? You've given birth to what?"
Wang Sheng was completely confused. She was a cute girl, but a bit neurotic.
Could it be that she had suffered some kind of brain injury?
"Ahem~ My name is Xiao Wu, 'Wu' as in dance, I'm from Sheng Guo Shi Village, and my martial soul is a very cute rabbit."
Xiao Wu introduced herself once again, still feeling suspicious about the voice from just a moment ago.
[Next, Wang Sheng should make Xiao Wu and Tang San fight to determine the boss of Dorm Seven.]
[Tsk~ Xiao Wu's Soft Technique is quite powerful, but she's just too easy to take advantage of.]
[Especially when she fights Tang San. That old closet pervert Tang San must have been secretly enjoying it for a long time, right?]
The eerie voice appeared again, filled with heavy mockery.
Xiao Wu widened her eyes and turned to look at her surroundings.
No one was talking!
But, what was going on with that voice?
It wasn't anyone in the room speaking; the voice had emerged directly from the depths of her heart.
In an instant, she panicked, her face turning deathly pale.
A supernatural event—she must have encountered a supernatural event!
Even though she was a hundred-thousand-year-old soul beast in human form, it was inevitable that she would panic when encountering such a situation for the first time.
Had she provoked something unclean?
"Xiao Wu, we have a rule in Dorm Seven: newcomers must fight the boss to determine who is in charge."
"I used to be the boss of Dorm Seven, but I was defeated by Tang San, so Tang San is the boss now. You should have a match with him."
Wang Sheng grinned.
A fight between Tang San and a girl would surely be interesting, right?
If this girl got beaten up, she would probably cry.
Xiao Wu was slightly stunned after hearing this.
It was exactly as the voice in her heart had said; Wang Sheng really did ask her to challenge Tang San.
So, Tang San...
She turned her head to look at Tang San, who was still sitting on his bed.
Tang San felt a bit awkward at this moment.
"This... wouldn't be good, would it? After all, she's a girl."
Such a delicate, doll-like girl made him blush a little.
Xiao Wu looked at Tang San, feeling a bit curious.
The voice in her heart said he was an old closet pervert, but he was clearly just a boy.
"You're the boss of Dorm Seven? Then shall we have a match?"
Xiao Wu extended the invitation.
Since this was the rule, she would follow it.
She actually quite liked fighting!
"This... alright then, let's stop once we've made our point."
Tang San struggled with it for a moment before finally agreeing.
Xiao Wu set her bag aside and focused her full attention on Tang San.
Whatever that voice was, or whatever unclean thing it might be, she would worry about it later.
She would deal with it after the fight!
"Please."
"You're a girl, so you go first."
[Strike first to gain the advantage, strike later and you'll be spicy rabbit head. Go, Hooligan Rabbit!]
[Hit him (voice crack~)!]
Xiao Wu's brow twitched violently.
Hooligan Rabbit?
"Sister Xiao Wu is not a Hooligan Rabbit!"
Gritting her teeth and whispering, she charged decisively toward Tang San.
She opened with her Soft Technique, her footwork nimble and her jumping ability truly astonishing.
Almost in an instant, she darted in front of Tang San, her hand reaching out to grab his shoulder.
Tang San was startled. Was this girl really this strong?
He immediately unleashed his Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, swiftly dodging Xiao Wu's attack.
Then, shifting his footwork, he circled behind her and struck a palm toward her back.
It was already too late for Xiao Wu to turn around.
[Hooligan Rabbit is so stupid, why not use a Rear Groin Kick? Cripple his family jewels.]
Hearing the voice, Xiao Wu didn't hesitate; she kicked her right leg straight backward.
Tang San, who was in the middle of a counterattack, felt a sudden chill and stopped abruptly, leaping backward several times to put some distance between them.
When he stopped, he felt a cold breeze down below.
That was close—he almost had to say goodbye to his little brother.
How could this girl's combat instincts be so terrifying?
Xiao Wu, having used the Rear Groin Kick, turned around quickly, feeling a bit surprised.
Was the voice in her head guiding her in battle?
If she hadn't kicked backward just now, she likely would have been struck by Tang San.
In that instant, she realized the voice in her head didn't seem quite so terrifying after all.
Her heart gradually calmed down.
She launched another attack.
Facing her assault, Tang San was clearly getting serious.
The girl was cute, but also very strong.
He had to be careful!
Xiao Wu also seemed to have realized that Tang San was no simple opponent, as her several attacks were merely probes.
The onlookers gasped repeatedly, feeling that a battle of this level seemed quite ferocious.
Wang Sheng felt even more fortunate.
It was a good thing Tang San hadn't been serious when he fought him earlier, or he would have ended up covered in bumps at the very least.
And this little girl—she was amazing!
The position of Dorm Seven's boss was hard to call now!
[Probing my foot! Tang San's footwork is exquisite; probing will only drain your own stamina!]
[Use your advantages as a girl! Pretend you're out of breath, pretend to trip, anything works.]
[Given that old repressed man's personality, he'll definitely try to catch you. When he does, hit him with a Monkey Steals the Peach, and he'll be on his knees calling you Grandma.]
[Little San loves those hero-saves-the-beauty tricks!]
The inner voice appeared again, and Xiao Wu's head was covered in black lines.
What kind of guidance was this?
It was too underhanded!
Her footsteps suddenly slowed, as if she were running out of stamina.
After fighting for a while longer, she suddenly missed her footing and looked like she was about to fall.
Seeing this, Tang San immediately used his Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to reach her side, intending to catch her.
At that moment, Xiao Wu suddenly whipped her scorpion braid against the ground, her body flipping into the air.
She landed a Rabbit Kicks Eagle, slamming her foot squarely into Tang San's chest.
At such close range, no matter how exquisite Tang San's footwork was, he couldn't react in time.
With a loud bang, he flew backward and crashed into Wang Sheng's bed.
Xiao Wu stopped, looking triumphant.
[Triumphant my foot! Strike while he's down—it's every bunny's duty to take down that old repressed man!]
The voice in her head rose again. Xiao Wu's mouth twitched, but she ultimately refrained from attacking.
Tang San had already lost.
It took Tang San quite a while to stand up after smashing the bed; he rubbed his chest and smiled bitterly, "I lost."
"Then from now on, I am the boss of Dorm Seven. You all must call me Big Sister Xiao Wu."
Xiao Wu stood with her hands on her hips, feeling wonderful.
"Come over here, everyone, introduce yourselves one by one."
The members of Dorm Seven went over one by one and quickly introduced themselves.
The last one was Lin Ye.
Lin Ye kept a straight face and said solemnly, "My name is Lin Ye, my martial soul is Sword Grass. Big Sister Xiao Wu is so amazing!"
Xiao Wu was very satisfied and said with a grin, "Not bad, not bad. From now on, you all must listen to my..."
Before she could finish, the voice in her heart appeared again.
[Amazing my foot. In a while, you'll be the one happily scrambling to share a bed with Little San.]
[As expected, poverty makes a rabbit act like a hooligan; she's getting taken advantage of and even helping count the money.]
Hearing the voice, Xiao Wu's heart gave a violent jolt.
She suddenly realized that the voice appearing in her heart sounded exactly like Lin Ye's!
Although the tone was completely different, she was certain it was this Lin Ye!
She could actually hear his inner thoughts?
"What's wrong, Big Sister Xiao Wu? Are you not feeling well?"
Lin Ye asked with a hint of concern, while inwardly, he was grumbling.
[Do hooligan rabbits nowadays always pause so long when they talk?]
[So annoying, hurry up and dismiss us so we can go eat.]
[I heard the cafeteria has a shredded rabbit dish that's delicious. Slurp~ I'm so hungry.]
Xiao Wu clenched her fists, and the veins on her forehead throbbed violently.
Lin Ye!
This hypocritical bastard!
She was not a hooligan rabbit!
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