My Name Is Xiao Wu, and I've Had a Hundred Thousand Babies! My Inner Voice Guides My Fighting?

Xiao Wu stood there, holding a small bundle in her hand, looking sweetly at the people inside the dorm.

Her smile made her look even more adorable.

"Hello, my name is..."

[I'm Xiao Wu, and I've had a hundred thousand babies!]

Suddenly, a boy's voice rang out in her heart.

"My name is Xiao Wu, and I've had a hundred thous—"

She was in the middle of speaking when she suddenly stopped, startled, and looked around.

What was that voice just now?

Was she imagining things?

"Your name is Xiao Wu? What have you had?"

Wang Sheng was utterly confused. She was a cute girl, but she seemed a little nutty.

Could she have suffered a head injury?

"Ahem~ My name is Xiao Wu, 'Wu' as in dancing. I'm from Shengguo Village, and my Martial Soul is an extremely adorable rabbit."

Xiao Wu introduced herself again, still doubtful about the voice she'd just heard.

[Next, Wang Sheng should have Xiao Wu and Tang San fight to decide who'll be Dorm Seven's leader.]

[Tsk~ Xiao Wu's Soft Technique is pretty good, but she's too easy to take advantage of.]

[Especially when she fights Tang San. That old, secretly lecherous guy must've been getting a thrill out of it for ages, right?]

The bizarre voice appeared again, dripping with teasing.

Xiao Wu's eyes widened as she looked around.

Nobody was speaking!

But where was that voice coming from?

It wasn't coming from anyone in the room. It was appearing directly in her mind.

In an instant, she panicked, her face turning deathly pale.

A supernatural incident—she'd definitely encountered something supernatural!

Even though she was a Hundred-Thousand-Year Soul Beast who had taken human form, this was the first time she'd faced anything like this, and it was only natural to feel terrified.

Had she provoked some unclean thing?

"Xiao Wu, we have a rule in Dorm Seven: every newcomer has to fight the leader to decide who's in charge."

"I used to be Dorm Seven's leader, but Tang San beat me, so now he's the leader. You'll have to fight him."

Wang Sheng grinned.

A fight between Tang San and a girl would surely be a real spectacle, right?

If this girl got beaten up, she'd probably start crying.

Xiao Wu was slightly taken aback when she heard that.

It was exactly as the voice in her mind had said. Wang Sheng really was going to have her challenge Tang San.

And Tang San...

She turned to look at Tang San, who was still sitting on his bed.

Tang San looked a little awkward.

"Um... isn't that a bit inappropriate? She's a girl, after all."

The girl was so cute, like a little porcelain doll, that he couldn't help blushing.

Xiao Wu studied Tang San, curious.

The voice in her mind had called him secretly lecherous, but he was clearly just a boy.

"You're Dorm Seven's leader? Then how about we have a match?"

Xiao Wu challenged him.

If that was the rule, then she'd follow it.

She quite liked fighting!

"Um... all right, but let's stop once one of us gets the upper hand."

Tang San hesitated for a moment, then agreed.

Xiao Wu set her bundle aside and fixed her attention on Tang San.

Whatever that voice was, whatever unclean thing was behind it, she'd deal with it later.

First, she'd finish the fight!

"After you."

"You're a girl, so you can make the first move."

[Strike first and gain the upper hand; strike last and become spicy rabbit head. Get him, Hooligan Rabbit!]

[Hit him! (Screams~)]

Xiao Wu's brow twitched sharply.

Hooligan Rabbit?

"Sister Xiao Wu is not a Hooligan Rabbit!"

She muttered through gritted teeth, then charged straight at Tang San without hesitation.

She opened with Soft Technique, her movements nimble and her jumping ability astonishing.

In almost an instant, she sprang right in front of Tang San and reached for his shoulder.

Tang San's heart jolted. The girl was this strong?

He immediately used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, swiftly dodging Xiao Wu's attack.

Then he shifted his footwork again, moved behind her, and struck toward her back with his palm.

Xiao Wu had no time to turn around.

[What an idiot this Hooligan Rabbit is. Why not use Rear Groin Kick? Take out his future descendants!]

Hearing the voice, Xiao Wu didn't hesitate for a second. She kicked straight backward with her right foot.

Tang San was in the middle of counterattacking, but a chill ran through him. He abruptly stopped and leapt backward several times to open up some distance.

When he landed, the area below felt cold.

That was close. He'd almost had to say goodbye to his little brother.

The girl's battle instincts were terrifying!

Xiao Wu swiftly turned around after using Rear Groin Kick, looking a little surprised.

Was the voice in her mind guiding her in battle?

If she hadn't kicked backward just then, Tang San would probably have hit her.

In that instant, she realized that the voice in her mind might not be so terrifying after all.

Her heart gradually settled.

She launched another attack.

Facing her assault, Tang San was clearly taking the fight seriously now.

The girl was cute, and she was strong, too.

He had to be careful!

Xiao Wu seemed to have realized that Tang San was no ordinary opponent, too. Her attacks were probing, one after another.

The others watched in astonishment, feeling that this level of fighting was frighteningly brutal.

Wang Sheng was especially relieved.

Thank goodness Tang San hadn't been serious when they fought earlier. Otherwise, he'd have had bumps all over his head.

And that little girl was so strong!

It was anyone's guess who would end up as Dorm Seven's leader!

[What are you probing for, Hammer? Tang San's footwork is exquisite. Probing will only waste your energy!]

[Use your advantage as a girl! Pretend you're out of energy; even pretend to fall.]

[With that secretly lecherous guy's personality, he'll definitely catch you. Then hit him with a Monkey Steals the Peach, and he'll be on his knees calling you Grandma.]

[Little San loves the whole hero-saves-the-beauty routine!]

The inner voice appeared again, leaving Xiao Wu at a loss for words.

What kind of advice was that?

It was so underhanded!

Her steps suddenly slowed, as if she were running out of energy.

After they fought for a while longer, she suddenly missed her footing and started to fall.

Tang San saw it and immediately used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to reach her and catch her.

At that moment, Xiao Wu's scorpion braid suddenly whipped toward the ground, and she flipped through the air.

She slammed him in the chest with Rabbit Kicks Eagle.

At such close range, even Tang San's exquisite footwork couldn't help him react in time.

With a bang, he flew backward and crashed into Wang Sheng's bed.

Xiao Wu landed and stood there, looking triumphant.

[Don't get cocky, you bonehead! Strike while he's down—bring down that secretly lecherous guy! It's every rabbit's duty!]

The inner voice spoke again. Xiao Wu's mouth twitched, but in the end, she didn't attack again.

Tang San had already lost!

Tang San, who had smashed the bed, finally got to his feet after a while. He rubbed his chest and gave a wry smile. "I lost."

"Then from now on, I'm the leader of Dorm Seven. You all have to call me Sister Xiao Wu."

Xiao Wu planted her hands on her hips, in a wonderful mood.

"Come over here, all of you, and introduce yourselves one by one."

The people in Dorm Seven went up one by one and quickly introduced themselves.

The last one was Lin Ye.

Lin Ye put on a stern face and said solemnly, "My name is Lin Ye. My Martial Soul is Sword Grass. Sister Xiao Wu is amazing!"

Xiao Wu was pleased. Smiling brightly, she said, "Good, good. From now on, you all have to listen to me..."

Before she could finish speaking, the voice in her mind appeared again.

[Amazing, my ass. Won't she be the one trotting over to squeeze into bed with Little San later?]

[Sure enough, poverty makes rabbits act like hooligans. They get taken advantage of and even help count the money.]

Hearing the voice, Xiao Wu's heart gave a hard thump.

She suddenly realized that the voice in her mind sounded exactly like Lin Ye!

The tone was completely different, but she was certain—it was him!

Could she actually hear his thoughts?

"What's wrong, Sister Xiao Wu? Are you feeling unwell?"

Lin Ye sounded concerned, but inwardly he was grumbling.

[Does this Hooligan Rabbit have to drag out every sentence she says?]

[How annoying. Hurry up and dismiss everyone so we can go eat.]

[I heard the cafeteria has delicious hand-torn rabbit meat. Slurp~ I'm starving.]

Xiao Wu clenched her fists, the veins in her forehead twitching sharply.

Lin Ye!

You pretentious little bastard!

She was not a Hooligan Rabbit!