Douluo: Mind Reading, Goddesses Show Off Like Crazy
Chapter 4

Xiao Wu's Desensitization Therapy? Green With Panic

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Lin Ye, who had already been lying on his bed resting, sat bolt upright.

He suspected he was hallucinating.

Shouldn't she be sharing a bed with Tang San?

Why was she coming to him?

"Sorry, Xiao Wu-jie, I have some allergies, I'm afraid I can't."

"Allergies? What kind of allergies?"

Xiao Wu was stunned. Why would an allergy prevent him from sharing a bed with her?

"I'm allergic to girls. I break out in a rash whenever one gets close."

Lin Ye looked full of shame and even let out a sigh, appearing to be in great pain.

Xiao Wu felt a twinge of sympathy; she hadn't expected such a strange medical condition to exist.

"Alright then, I'll..."

What kind of nonsense allergy is that? I just don't have any experience sleeping in the same bed as a girl!!!

Especially with a Hooligan Rabbit; it's too dangerous.

A boy out on his own needs to learn how to protect himself!

If you aren't going to squeeze in with Tang San, why are you coming over to me?

"It's fine, I can help you treat it. If you get used to the symptoms, you'll eventually become desensitized."

Without further ado, Xiao Wu placed her cloth bag onto Lin Ye's bed.

Then, she walked over to Tang San's side.

"Tang San, move over there, make some room."

She pointed toward the corner of the wall as she spoke.

Tang San was taken aback and instinctively asked, "Why..."

Before he could finish, Xiao Wu suddenly grabbed the edge of his bed and forcibly dragged both the bed and the person into the corner.

Then, she moved her own bed over and pushed it against Lin Ye's.

The entire sequence of events left everyone stunned.

"Is this... a domineering beauty's forced love?"

"Hiss~ Xiao Wu-jie is so imposing. Lin Ye is so pitiful—no, so lucky."

"A girl forcing a boy into a corner? When will I get this kind of treatment?"

The members of Dorm Seven were green with envy.

Although they were still children, Xiao Wu was incredibly cute.

She was clearly a budding beauty.

Being able to sleep next to her might be the highlight of their lives.

If they could brag about this later, it would be quite a face-saving achievement.

After moving the beds, Xiao Wu was very satisfied.

She pulled Lin Ye up and dragged some of the bedding from his bed over to cover her own.

"Perfect!"

She was extremely pleased with her masterpiece.

Lin Ye remained dumbfounded throughout the whole process, completely dazzled by her outrageous maneuvers.

He turned his head to look at Tang San.

Tang San's bed had been shoved into the corner, and he was currently in a daze.

He was even facing the wall.

Looking at his back, there was an inexplicable sense of sorrow.

He looked exactly like someone abandoned by love.

Little San, your bunny has had a change of heart!

"Lin Ye, you are not allowed to cross this line when you sleep tonight!"

Xiao Wu placed her cloth bag in the middle.

Looking at the so-called "demarcation line," Lin Ye roared in his heart.

I'm buying bedding. I'm going to buy bedding tomorrow!

A Hooligan Rabbit is a Hooligan Rabbit; she's such a bully!

I'll buy a hundred quilts and smother you to death!

Tomorrow, I'm going to eat a hundred shredded rabbits!

"Lin Ye, do you have a problem with that?"

Hearing his inner voice, Xiao Wu's eyes narrowed slightly.

This guy seemed to be extremely resistant to her.

She was a girl and hadn't said anything, so what was there for a boy to be so conflicted about?

Besides, he kept calling her a Hooligan Rabbit. Why?

Was it just because her martial soul was a rabbit?

Lin Ye shook his head slightly and said solemnly, "No objections. I'll follow Xiao Wu-jie's arrangements. You're the boss of Dorm Seven, so I'll listen to you!"

Xiao Wu didn't believe a single punctuation mark of his words.

He was clearly complaining about her in his heart the whole time; he was just too wicked.

However, this guy's inner voice was a bit strange. It was as if he had the ability to predict the future and knew many things.

He could actually foresee things that were about to happen.

Why on earth was that?

This question made her head ache.

Forget it, if she couldn't figure it out, she wouldn't think about it. Time to sleep.

She took off her shoes and lay down, the soft bedding making her so comfortable she almost hummed out loud.

Heaven is my witness, after such a long time, she finally had a comfortable bed.

The bedding even smelled like fresh grass, which was very pleasant and made her feel like she was curled up in her own little nest.

It was so comfortable!

Lin Ye sighed inwardly.

He only wanted to be a bystander, checking in here and there to get rewards when he had nothing to do.

He didn't want to get involved in the affairs of the protagonist group.

What was this supposed to be now?

The heroine wasn't sleeping with the protagonist, but crawling into his bed instead!

Little San, don't blame your brother. A rabbit's heart is very small; it's normal for her to have a change of heart.

After pondering for a moment, he decided to just lie down and sleep as well.

In the corner, Tang San slowly turned his head.

Seeing the two beds pushed together, he couldn't help but frown.

For some reason, a light seemed to be flickering in the dark corner.

It was a green that made him panic.

"Forget it, time to sleep."

Tang San shook his head to himself, unable to figure out what was going on.

Early the next morning, the people in Dorm Seven were startled awake by a scream.

"What's wrong? Is it an earthquake?"

"Is there a fire?"

"Xiao Wu-jie, you guys, what are you doing?"

The people of Dorm Seven looked in unison at the large bed pushed together in the dormitory.

On the large bed, Xiao Wu was lying on top of Lin Ye, her hands pressed against his chest.

She was staring daggers at Lin Ye.

And Lin Ye was looking at Xiao Wu in horror, as if he were looking at a monster.

"You—why are you screaming so loudly? You scared me!"

Xiao Wu gritted her teeth.

"Then why are you lying on top of me? You're crushing me to death!"

Lin Ye's lips trembled. When he was about to wake up, he felt his body was very heavy, with a strong sensation of being pinned down by a ghost.

He struggled to open his eyes, only to see someone lying on top of him.

He had woken up completely in that instant and wanted to scare away the "ghost" pressing down on him.

"I, I..."

"I was helping you with desensitization therapy. Aren't you going to thank Xiao Wu-jie?"

Xiao Wu had wanted to refute, as she was the one who had suffered a loss.

But seeing that she had apparently crossed the line, she immediately changed her tune.

What the hell kind of desensitization therapy is this? Do I even need it? Huh?

It's over, it's all over. I'm not pure anymore.

Don't you have any idea how heavy you are? I'm still growing! What if you stunt my growth?

He unleashed a torrent of frantic complaints in his mind.

He knew Xiao Wu was a restless sleeper, but he never expected it to reach this level.

If she was crushing him today, who knew what she would do tomorrow!

Xiao Wu let out a heavy huff and nimbly hopped off him.

That prude of a jerk—she was light, wasn't she?

"Hurry up and wash up, we're going to eat."

With that, she held her head high and ran into the bathroom.

Once the door clicked shut, her face turned bright red. She clawed at her hair, feeling a bit frantic.

Embarrassing, this was too embarrassing!

Why did she always end up rolling onto him while she slept?

But that guy smelled so good—it was almost like the scent of fresh grass.

Could it be that the fragrance she smelled earlier wasn't from the bedding, but from him?

Xiao Wu's head was filled with strange thoughts, so she shook them off and hurriedly splashed her face with cold water.

"Lin Ye, you and Big Sister Xiao Wu...?"

Wang Sheng leaned in, winking suggestively, while the others wore strange, knowing smiles.

Lin Ye's mouth twitched. "Men and women should keep their distance. Why are you thinking so much?"

He stood up and headed toward the bathroom, followed by a burst of laughter from behind.

In the corner, Tang San frowned and muttered, "Just a bunch of brats, with nothing but strange thoughts in their heads."

"Instead of wasting time on that, they should focus on their cultivation. They don't look like they have much of a future."

After grumbling to himself, he stood up as well; he still had to visit his teacher today.

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