"You are a one-in-a-million genius! You learn everything so quickly..." Du Hao kept layering suggestions onto Xiao Wu.
He wanted to see if he could use this method to turn the silly rabbit before him into a one-in-a-million genius.
As it turned out...
"Papa, Papa... what are you saying?" The rabbit's eyes were clear, revealing a kind of stupidity untainted by knowledge.
Clearly, she hadn't been hypnotized at all.
"Eh?" Du Hao turned the phone around, watching the hearts pulsing on the screen.
There didn't seem to be any issues; could the software be faulty?
He swiped his finger across the screen for a long time, but there was only this one app on the phone.
Could it be...
He suddenly recalled the description in the reward: Unstable Hypnosis Phone. Could this thing be broken?
Or did it have a trigger probability?
"What are you doing?" Xiao Wu naively leaned in beside Du Hao, looking at the phone in his hand.
She had no idea that she had almost been hypnotized just a moment ago.
As for what Zhu Zhuqing was doing at the moment?
Seeing that Xiao Wu was fine, she had left on her own to wash up.
"Alright, alright, I give up." He reached out and pushed away the rabbit who kept crowding him.
He was still covered in dirt, after all. This silly rabbit wasn't even afraid of getting covered in dust.
"I can let you read the books, but there are conditions!"
"Just say it, Big Sister Xiao Wu promises to agree!" Xiao Wu agreed readily, putting on her big-sister persona.
Seeing this, Du Hao gave her a flick to the forehead.
"Calling yourself 'Big Sister' in front of me? Your wings have gotten stiff, haven't they?" As he spoke, he pinched Xiao Wu's cheeks with both hands. "I won't call you out when you're acting like that outside."
"But acting like that with me..." He made a clenching motion with both hands in the air, "Your allowance will be cut in half from now on!"
"Hey, hey, hey!" Hearing this, Xiao Wu immediately panicked!
She quickly grabbed one of Du Hao's hands and hurriedly admitted her mistake: "I was wrong, I was wrong! I won't act like that anymore!"
One had to know that Du Hao had been providing Xiao Wu's living expenses these days; he was essentially her meal ticket.
Otherwise, with the few copper coins she had each day, how could she afford to eat fresh carrots every day?
If her allowance were cut in half, Xiao Wu wouldn't even have a place to cry. That would be even worse than not being a big sister!
Even a big sister had to eat; cutting off her rations was a major issue.
After teaching the rabbit in the room a lesson, Du Hao spoke up.
"Alright, that's enough for now." Du Hao stood up from the bedside and tossed a few green onions to Xiao Wu behind him.
"Tide yourself over with these for now."
"Wait for me to come back from my shower before we go to the cafeteria. Stay in the dorm and wait for me obediently." After saying this, he walked out of the dorm without looking back.
Xiao Wu held a green onion pitifully and began to gnaw on it.
"Bad Brother Hao, bad Brother Hao!" She took a bite of the green onion with every curse, as if the onions in her arms were Du Hao himself.
Just like that, only the crunch, crunch sound of gnawing on green onions remained in the room.
"What are you all doing?" Tang San, who had just returned from the Grandmaster, looked at the three of them with curiosity.
"San? You're just in time, come over here!" Du Hao, having spotted Tang San, immediately pulled him over.
Stumbling from being pulled, Tang San gave his mischievous friend a disgruntled punch.
"What's the rush?"
"Look at this..." As he spoke, Du Hao summoned a green onion and slashed a verdant green attack through the air.
"This is!" Tang San was shocked!
It was exactly the same as the attack style of a swordsman from his fragmented memories!
What was it called again? Sword... Sword Qi Projection! Yes, that was it, Sword Qi Projection!
But, could a martial soul actually perform this?
This world was completely different!
Seeing the look of shock on Tang San's face, Du Hao instantly wore a look of satisfaction.
Hadn't he spent so much time pondering just for this moment? It felt amazing.
"How did you do that?" Tang San, having regained his senses, hurriedly asked Du Hao.
He had to learn this trick!
If a Green Onion could unleash such an awesome move, couldn't his Blue Silver Grass do the same?
You have to understand, because of Du Hao's interference, Tang San's first soul ring was no longer a 400-year-old Datura Snake.
Instead, it was a 789-year-old Iron Wood Vine, also a plant-type soul beast.
As for Tang San's current first soul skill, it wasn't the classic Bind, but the far more practical Blue Silver Reinforcement!
It could actively grant the Blue Silver Grass much greater toughness, and when necessary, the Blue Silver Grass could even transform into various weapons according to Tang San's will.
Grandmaster, who had originally proposed hunting the Datura Snake, was so shocked he didn't know what to do with himself.
After all, this was a full 300 years beyond the limit of his theories!
Right now, Grandmaster was still buried in the school library, incessantly researching martial spirits...
If it weren't for Tang San keeping his mouth shut at the time, Grandmaster would likely already be on his way to find Du Hao to discuss knowledge.
"Hehe, want to know?" Seeing the expectant look on Tang San's face, Du Hao deliberately kept him in suspense.
"Call me Brother Hao, and I'll teach you."
"Brother Hao!" Tang San didn't even hesitate, blurting it out immediately.
Seeing this, Du Hao didn't hold anything back.
He explained the release principle of his martial spirit and the execution of that slash clearly and thoroughly.
"That's not right, I've read Soul Power Manipulation: From Entry to Grave too." Tang San's eyes instantly gleamed with golden light as he demonstrated for Du Hao.
"I've already mastered my Purple Pupil, so why haven't I managed to pull off that external release move you just did?"
"Are you holding out on me?" As he spoke, Tang San fixed his gaze on the Green Onion in Du Hao's hand.
He reached out without ceremony: "Let me see the Green Onion. Is there something hidden inside?"
"It's not that easy to fool me!"
"You unlucky kid, do I have any reason to lie to you?" Despite saying that, Du Hao still handed the Green Onion to Tang San.
He figured he'd just let Tang San have the Green Onion as a nutritional supplement.
"Are you really not fooling me this time?" Tang San looked at it closely; this guy was no saint.
Last time, he told him that he shouldn't practice his eyes at noon, but rather at dawn when the sun had just risen.
And the result? He practiced for half a month with zero progress.
It wasn't even as efficient as practicing for a while at noon...
There was another time when he said his Mysterious Jade Fist should be practiced on the palms, not the fists.
Tang San believed him again and practiced his palms diligently, only to find that his bone reinforcement had weakened—can you believe that?
This led to a situation where Tang San could only believe half of what Du Hao said; his credit score was nearly exhausted.
"No, you don't even believe my words?" Du Hao was almost rendered speechless by this guy.
"I believe you, but I have to believe you slowly, rhythmically, and gradually..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Are you giving me a bureaucratic speech?" Du Hao was nearly speechless; this kid didn't learn the good stuff, only the bad.
"That's only because you taught me well." Tang San shot him a sidelong glance, wondering who had corrupted him in the first place.
This was what they called giving someone a taste of their own medicine.
Hearing the retort, Du Hao didn't know what to say, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.
The thing in front of him was simply not from the same system as the Tang Buddha Ancestor. This was just too wicked.
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