This is Naruto, That's Right!

[Who are you calling an idiot?]

The originally cold electronic voice suddenly became lively and spirited, giving Jiang Naruto a start.

Holy crap, the system spoke!

[Don't change the subject! Throughout history, who hasn't been grateful to receive a system from me? If you don't explain yourself clearly, I'm taking the system back!]

Good grief! Listening to this, could there really be a system transmission department in the vast multiverse? Is there an entire industry chain for this?

Jiang Naruto retorted subconsciously in his mind, his gaze sweeping over his surroundings. Confirming that no one had noticed his recent abnormality, he immediately composed his expression.

Calming his heart, Jiang Naruto asked coolly.

Fine!

Am I in Naruto, for crying out loud?

[...]

[Yes!]

You hesitated!

Jiang Naruto's eye twitched, his hands clenching into fists. It was truly something else to mess up a system delivery.

I want to file a complaint; your business standards are worse than a third-rate amateur!

[You are Naruto! Not just in name—you just awakened the Uzumaki Clan's Adamantine Sealing Chains!]

That's a Martial Soul!

And besides, my name is Naruto, which has nothing to do with that Uzumaki Naruto!

[...Translation... translation errors are perfectly normal...]

The system's guilty tone was obvious to anyone.

Jiang Naruto felt his mind collapsing. This thing clearly knew it had messed up, yet it was being stubborn as a mule. Did the system department have supervisors? Someone, control your employee!

A smart employee would have long since quietly deleted the system's reserved complaint hotline. Jiang Naruto was now in a position where he could call to the heavens and get no response, and call to the earth and get no answer.

Damn it!

If he really had to use this moronic system, and it released some Naruto mission like "Defeat Pain or Die," he would just be left staring blankly, waiting for his end.

Jiang Naruto's brain raced.

The person on the other end was stubborn through and through. Since being hard wouldn't work, he had to try being soft; even if he had to beg, he had to get this moronic system swapped out.

Jiang Naruto stopped shouting in his mind and instead tried to persuade it as calmly and logically as possible.

Since you say I am Naruto?

Fine.

Naruto has been the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki since birth, but I'm just an ordinary person. Where is the Nine-Tails? Where is it?

[Kurama has been issued. Any other questions?]

That's right, I am Naruto!

Actually, I changed the name to Naruto as a disguise to avoid persecution by the Pot Shadow. My true identity is Uzumaki Naruto!

I never expected that my years of lying low would be seen through by you at a single glance!

[I knew it! I'm an outstanding employee this year, how could I possibly mess up? Though, you guys are also to blame, constantly jumping between Douluo and Naruto—it's got me all confused.]

So you admit you sent it to the wrong person?

[...]

[Naruto: Better Naruto System at your service.]

The human-like quality in the electronic voice vanished rapidly, reverting to its initial, rigid tone. Naruto opened his mouth, then eventually let his eyelids droop halfway. The stubborn, confused idiot on the other end had undoubtedly fled.

It was what it was...

Having a system was better than having none at all. It might be a bit dim-witted, but he would make do.

Naruto silently recited "system" in his mind, and the cold, rigid electronic voice echoed in his head as expected. With a little guidance through the dialogue, the system provided operating instructions.

[This system strives to create a better Naruto!]

[1. Record the host's legendary life as Naruto. The system will document the host's legendary experiences as Naruto and provide relevant secret intelligence from the Naruto world.]

[2. Major Event Witness. Witness important event nodes in the Ninja World that the host experiences as Naruto. Rewards will be granted based on the scale of the events witnessed.]

[3. Entry Tags. The host's actions will generate entry tags. Equipping these tags will provide the host with improvements in cultivation speed, learning efficiency, combat proficiency, and other aspects.]

This system was simple enough.

Naruto breathed a slight sigh of relief. The other side still had some shame and didn't include forced mission assignments or "fail and die" features.

However, he was currently in Douluo; what did he need secret intelligence from Naruto for? The Major Event Witness feature also had nothing to do with him. Out of the three functions this moronic system had, two were completely unusable!

Jiang Naruto twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a sudden ache in his teeth.

I would study the entry tag function later; for now, let me check out this Kurama.

As long as I have Kurama, even if this system turns out to be pure trash, I wouldn't be at a loss.

Jiang Naruto raised his hand to cover his lower abdomen. He didn't stand out among the crowd of children, but he had been feeling a faint flow of heat emanating from his belly since just a moment ago, coupled with what that stubborn fool had said!

Adamantine Sealing Chains!

Black chains of spirit power erupted from Naruto's palm, yet they passed through his clothes and into his body like a phantom.

Around Naruto's navel, an arcane pattern composed of dense, tadpole-like runes appeared out of nowhere.

The runes vibrated, rotating according to Naruto's guidance.

Eight Trigrams Seal!

The seal Namikaze Minato left on Naruto to contain the Nine-Tails.

But this Naruto was not the original Naruto; this was an Eight Trigrams Seal completely under his control!

Just as I thought!

Noticing the seal was controllable, Naruto curled his lips into a smile. He loosened the seal slightly, leaving a channel just wide enough for his consciousness to enter. Let me see exactly what level this Nine-Tails is at!

Jiang Naruto opened his eyes again.

The light was dim, and the familiar old sewer appeared in his field of vision. In the center of the pooled water, the massive Tailed Beast did not appear, but instead... a person?

Naruto's pupils widened.

The person not far away turned their head in shock. They were dressed in a Pope's robe and wore a magnificent, towering crown. Any three-year-old on the continent knew what this attire signified!

Spirit Hall Pope—Bibi Dong!

What the hell?

Where is my giant Nine-Tails?

"That's how it is, Dong Trumpet."

Since the "Tailed Beast" was completely under his control, Jiang Naruto naturally relaxed. Regardless of whether this was Kurama or Dong Trumpet, whoever was in Naruto's belly was a "Trumpet."

"Ha?"

Bibi Dong's delicate brows arched.

As the chains around her body rattled and let out piercing wails, an angry roar exploded in Jiang Naruto's ears: "Are you one of Tang San's people too!? Are you here to lower This Seat's guard?"

Even though her spirit power had been completely locked down, Bibi Dong's hysterical, blood-curdling roar still left Naruto momentarily dazed.

As soon as she finished speaking, Bibi Dong turned her head again, the veins on her neck bulging as they crawled up her cheeks. She scanned the dark corners of the surroundings.

She knew that if she were imprisoned, those people would definitely be hiding in the corners watching this place!

"Where is Tang San? Where is that despicable villain! Get out here!"

"Where is Xiaoxue!?"

"If This Seat has lost, then I have lost. Do you think This Seat is the kind of pathetic turncoat who would beg for mercy!?"

"..."

Bibi Dong's voice grew increasingly hoarse, her body trembling slightly. The chains rattling around her tightened further; the piercing pain acting directly upon her soul was something even she found difficult to endure.

But this still wasn't enough!

"Ah!!"

Pain could not stop the now-furious Bibi Dong. She let out an indistinguishable roar, and, pushing against the Eight Trigrams Seal, she forcibly mobilized the spirit power in her body!

Crack!

A crisp sound echoed through the empty space. The first thing to give way was this body composed of spirit power.

On her exposed, snow-white skin, pitch-black cracks—burning with blood-red spirit power like a shattered ceramic jar—quietly emerged.

Oh no!

Naruto's face turned pale.

If this continues, she might... die!

Bibi Dong was not some tsundere Nine-Tails who cherished her life; facing the Eight Trigrams Seal, the current Bibi Dong was truly daring enough to self-destruct right in front of Naruto!

Jiang Naruto hadn't expected things to develop this way. This fierce woman was throwing her life away! Naruto held his palm out, manipulating the chains in the void, attempting to slightly lower the intensity of the seal, but Bibi Dong didn't appreciate it at all! Instead of retreating, she pushed forward, resisting even more violently!

"Calm down!"

"You filthy thieves can kill or dismember me as you please! Using such ridiculous methods! Do you really think This Seat is weak and easy to bully!?" Bibi Dong turned her head. At this moment, she was truly the Rakshasa incarnate, her blood-red eyes glaring fixedly at Jiang Naruto!

The desperate killing intent from the Rakshasa made the hair on Naruto's body stand on end.

This woman was completely unreasonable right now!

However, through Bibi Dong's words just now, Naruto had pieced together her timeline. She had already lost, she was worried about Qian Renxue, and she hated Tang San. She must be the Bibi Dong who had just died after the Battle of the Two Gods!

No wonder.

One moment she had been locked in a life-or-death struggle with Tang San, and the next, she had opened her eyes to find herself here. When one considered Bibi Dong's traumatic early experiences, anyone would be enraged and pin the blame squarely on Tang San!

Facing Bibi Dong in this state...

"It seems words won't work. See for yourself."

With that, Jiang Naruto withdrew his consciousness and slipped away, vanishing directly from the Sealing Space.

Naruto's disappearance did not extinguish Bibi Dong's fury; the pitch-black cracks grew increasingly dense, and a storm of spirit power seeped continuously from the fissures in her body.

The next second, as if the space had fallen into a state of stagnation, the enraged Bibi Dong suddenly paused, freezing in place. Before her eyes, a translucent screen suddenly appeared over the gloomy sewer scene.

This first-person perspective allowed Bibi Dong to instantly understand whose world she was viewing, and the sounds from the outside world flowed through the seal into her ears.

In a dim, dark room, a crowd of small children jostled about. Looking past the sea of heads, starlight from spirit power flickered as a spirit master wearing Spirit Hall attire finished awakening a girl's spirit.

This is Spirit Hall?