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Chapter 11

The Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone, Got It! Won't Wake Even If The Mountain Explodes, Tang Hao's Sleep Quality I

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[Will of Douluo Planet]: Back then, he knew full well that A-Yin was a hundred-thousand-year soul beast in human form. After she became pregnant with Tang San, her strength plummeted, making it even easier for her soul beast aura to be exposed.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Any normal person would know to find a deep mountain or forest to hide and nurture the pregnancy, right?

[Will of Douluo Planet]: And yet, what did Tang Hao do? He wandered all over the human world with a pregnant A-Yin, even strolling right into Spirit City, where Title Douluo were gathered in droves.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Do you have any idea what going to a place like that meant? It was the equivalent of taking a stroll through a wolf pack while carrying a piece of fatty meat!

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Naturally, disaster struck. Qian Xunji, the previous Pope of Spirit Hall, caught them red-handed with two other Title Douluo.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: To save him and the Tang San in her womb, A-Yin sacrificed herself to Tang Hao on the spot. (ᯣ_ᯣ)

[God of Destruction]: Tang Hao, quite the schemer.

[God of Destruction]: He knew his wife's identity was special yet took no precautions. After the incident, he let his wife sacrifice herself to save his own life, then soared to the heavens with a hundred-thousand-year soul ring and soul bone.

[God of Destruction]: I have seen this sort of thing far too often.

[Goddess of Life]: The earlier events might be explained away as "youthful arrogance and poor judgment"... but to keep his wife's reincarnated seedling in this sunless cave for over a decade? I truly cannot fathom it.

[Goddess of Life]: To her, how is this any different from imprisonment?

[God of Destruction]: Heh, it seems despicability isn't just Tang San's specialty; it's the same blood flowing through the bones of the Tang family.

Xiao Chenyu looked at the wilted Blue Silver Grass, then at the stone box before him, suddenly finding it all quite ironic.

Tang Hao had kept his late wife's reincarnated seedling in a sunless valley for over a decade.

Years later, for the sake of his grand plan, Tang San would split his own daughter's soul into three parts without even blinking.

Genetics is truly a mysterious thing.

Like father, like son; the ancients did not deceive me.

"Forget it, let's get down to business."

Xiao Chenyu withdrew his gaze and focused his attention on the stone box.

He tried prying it open with his hands.

It didn't budge.

He tried again with more force, but it still didn't move.

Tang Hao's craftsmanship in sealing the box was solid; he didn't know if it was some kind of mechanism or simply the weight of the stone box itself.

"Fine, I'll have to do this the hard way."

He raised his right hand, soul power surging.

External Soul Bone: Dark Gold Terrorclaw Bear Right Palm Bone.

"Shhh—"

Five dark gold claws sprang from his fingertips, each one shimmering with a heart-stopping, icy glint.

In the gloomy valley, these five streaks of dark gold light were exceptionally piercing.

"Open up!"

The five dark gold claw shadows slashed down in a cross, hacking fiercely into the stone box.

"BOOM!"

With a deafening roar, the stone box was torn clean in two.

Gravel sprayed everywhere, and dust filled the air.

"Rumble—"

The entire valley shook, and loose rocks rained down from the ceiling.

Xiao Chenyu nearly stumbled from the tremor, quickly steadying himself against the stone wall.

"...With power like this, I'll have to be careful when I fight in the future."

He looked down at his dark-gold-shimmering right hand, then at the stone box split in two, feeling a bit guilty.

"It would be hard to explain if I accidentally sliced someone into six pieces."

He had only swung his hand lightly; he hadn't expected such a massive reaction.

The destructive power of the Dark Gold Terrorclaw was even more ferocious than he had imagined.

"Snap—"

The moment the stone box cracked open, a soft blue light emanated from the fissure.

It was a complete right leg bone.

It was crystalline like jade, with pale blue brilliance flowing across its surface, as if a thin layer of water were slowly rippling over the bone.

A rich aura of life radiated from the soul bone, permeating the entire dark valley.

Then, a miracle occurred.

Wherever the blue light from the soul bone touched, the moss on the ground turned visibly greener.

A few withered, yellowed weeds in the corner actually began to slowly straighten their leaves under the glow of the blue light.

Even that wilted A-Yin reincarnation seedling trembled slightly the moment the blue light touched it, a faint spark of vitality flashing across the tips of its gray-blue leaves.

100,000-Year Blue Silver Emperor Right Leg Bone!

Xiao Chenyu held his breath, his eyes shining as they reflected the blue radiance.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Avenger, hurry, hurry, hurry! Fuse with it now while you have the chance! Tang Hao is sleeping like a dead pig right now; it's a god-given opportunity! ┌( ̄▽ ̄)┘

[Xiao Chenyu]: Fuse right here? What if Tang Hao suddenly comes charging over...

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Relax, relax! The effect of the Concealment Mark is to mask Tang Hao's attention and hostility toward you and the things happening around you. This isn't an invisibility spell; it's a causal-level concealment.

[Will of Douluo Planet]: Even if you blew up this mountain, he wouldn't think anything was wrong. He'd just roll over and keep sleeping. Trust me! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

[Human-Faced Demon Spider]: Fuse! Fuse! Soul bone! Soul bone!

Xiao Chenyu looked at this group of divine teammates in the chat, the corners of his mouth curling upward slightly.

"Then... let's do it!"

He sat cross-legged and grasped the right leg bone, which flowed with blue brilliance, in his hands.

It felt warm and smooth to the touch, not like bone at all, but rather like a piece of fine, warm jade.

Closing his eyes, he slowly probed the soul bone with his soul power.

Hum—

The soul bone vibrated.

Countless blue-gold light spots surged from the surface of the bone, like tiny vines, creeping up along his lower leg.

A warm and vast life force poured into his body like a tide, washing over every meridian and every inch of his bones.

[Goddess of Life]: Chenyu's Life God Spider Emperor is evolving. The origin life force of the Blue Silver Emperor has resonated deeply with his martial soul.

[God of Destruction]: It seems the harvest from this soul bone is even greater than we anticipated. This kid has good luck.

At the same moment.

Holy Soul Village, Tang Family Blacksmith Shop.

Tang Hao, who was fast asleep on his bed, suddenly opened his eyes.

Was there some kind of movement?

It came from the direction of the back mountain!

It was very light, very faint—a normal person wouldn't have noticed it at all.

But he was a Title Douluo. Even after years of heavy drinking, his perception at the Title Douluo level remained intact.

Tang Hao sat up, a sharp light flashing in his eyes.

In that instant, he was no longer that slovenly, decadent old drunkard, but the Clear Sky Douluo who had once smashed the Pope of Spirit Hall with a single hammer.

"A-Yin!"

He rolled out of bed, just about to take action.

A faint golden light suddenly appeared in his pupils.

It was a "Forbidden Passage" symbol, profound and majestic, which flashed and vanished.

The next second, the sharpness in Tang Hao's eyes vanished completely.

It was as if someone had pressed a delete key inside his brain.

"...Uh?"

He blinked blankly and scratched his hair, which was as messy as a bird's nest.

"What was I just about to do?"

He looked around.

The dilapidated wooden table, the crooked chair, the empty wine jars scattered across the floor.

Everything was normal.

It seemed... there was nothing wrong?

Forget it.

If there's nothing, I'll just keep sleeping.

Tang Hao collapsed back onto the bed, rolled over, and was snoring within three seconds.

The smell of alcohol mixed with the sound of his snoring echoed through the small, broken shack.

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