Since it's a rabbit, it must eat vegetables

[X Year, X Month, X Day, Deep Night.]

[Almost died.]

[Tang Hao, that old lunatic, really came. He swung his hammer without a word. If it weren't for my quick wit (scratch that), if Elder Gui hadn't arrived in time, today would have been my death anniversary.]

[But speaking of which, Tang Hao is also a bully who picks on the weak and fears the strong.]

[Seeing Elder Gui arrive, he ran faster than a rabbit. Is this the legendary Clear Sky Douluo? I think he's the Clear Sky Run-Away Douluo?]

[And also...]

[A certain woman surnamed Bi, are you a bit too perverted?]

[It's one thing for you to send people to protect me, but you even spy on my private life?]

[You even care about me combing Xiao Wu's hair? What, are you jealous?]

[Tsk tsk tsk, the dignified Pope, actually jealous of a rabbit.]

[If the world knew that the aloof and majestic Pope, in private, was actually a peeping tom and a jealous person...]

[The scene is too beautiful, I dare not imagine.]

[But to be fair, Dong'er, isn't your possessiveness a bit too strong?]

[You care if I comb Xiao Wu's hair, what if I comb Qian Renxue's hair, Hu Liena's hair, Poseidon's hair in the future... wouldn't you tear down Spirit Hall?]

[Sigh, it's hard to be a man, even harder to be Bibi Dong's man (scratch that) disciple.]

[I was scared to death tonight, I need a hug to get up.]

[It would be great if Dong'er could post a selfie in the diary to comfort me... too bad this broken diary doesn't have that function.]

[Forget it, sleep! Dreams can have anything!]

Spirit City, Pope Palace.

"Crack!"

The fourth teacup, deceased.

Bibi Dong stared at the line "Are you jealous?" in the diary, her entire face flushed like a cooked shrimp.

"Nonsense!"

"Who's jealous?!"

"This Seat is worried he'll neglect his cultivation! It's to urge him to train!"

She angrily slammed the diary onto the table, her chest heaving violently.

But after scolding, a strange, unprecedented emotion quietly sprouted in her heart.

Jealous?

She subconsciously touched her cheek, which felt a little hot.

"This little scoundrel!"

Bibi Dong bit her lip, her eyes hazy for a moment.

"Combing Qian Renxue's hair, combing Hu Liena's hair."

"Hmph, you wish!"

"This Seat wants to see what waves you can make under my nose!"

Although she spoke harsh words, Bibi Dong herself didn't realize it.

Her heart, originally frozen by Yu Xiaogang, was being slowly pried open by this audacious disciple.

"Someone."

"Organize the information Gui Mei sent back."

"Also..."

Bibi Dong hesitated, as if making a difficult decision.

"Go to the storeroom and find that set of Heavenly Silkworm Silk pajamas."

"This Seat will try it on tonight."

Since you said there are no selfies, then I will... Hmph!

Early Morning.

The first ray of sunlight shone through the broken window lattice, illuminating Su Yun's face.

He groggily opened his eyes and instinctively reached out to the side.

Empty.

"Hiss! That hammer blow last night was really strong, my back still aches."

Su Yun rubbed his sore waist and sat up, his mouth twitching as he looked at the mess in the room.

This was the price of close contact with a Title Douluo.

Even with Gui Mei blocking, the residual shockwaves were no joke.

"Knock, knock, knock."

The door was gently knocked, and then, a small head peeked in.

Xiao Wu.

She wore a pink nightgown, her hair a mess like a bird's nest, clutching the half-eaten Red Jade Carrot in her arms, rubbing her eyes sleepily.

"Brother Su Yun... I need to pee..."

Su Yun: "..."

Was this the legendary ten-thousand-year Rogue Rabbit?

This was clearly an overgrown, spoiled child!

He sighed, resigned himself to getting up, and took the future Soft Bone Charm Rabbit to the outhouse.

After attending to the little ancestor's washing and hair combing.

Yes, he combed it again, though Bibi Dong didn't see it this time.

Su Yun brought Xiao Wu to the dining room of the separate courtyard.

The table was already laden with exquisite breakfast.

Crystal Shrimp Dumplings, Jade Shaomai, Bird's Nest Congee.

These were all things Su Yun had specifically ordered the kitchen to make, aiming for luxury, aiming to corrode the will of spirit beasts.

Operation Sugar-Coated Cannonballs was underway.

"Wow!"

Xiao Wu's eyes lit up instantly, her two rabbit ears perking straight up.

She jumped onto the chair, grabbed a shrimp dumpling, and stuffed it into her mouth, her cheeks bulging like a greedy little hamster.

"Delicious! So delicious!"

"Brother Su Yun, are things in the human world always this tasty?"

Su Yun elegantly sipped his congee and said slowly:

"Not necessarily."

"That kid Tang San, he's probably squatting by the cafeteria door right now, gnawing on hard, dry steamed buns and drinking free soup that tastes like dishwater."

"Pfft—"

Xiao Wu almost choked.

She pictured the scene, then looked at the Crystal Shrimp Dumplings in front of her, and felt as if she were in heaven.

"That Tang San is so pitiful."

Xiao Wu mumbled indistinctly, though she said "pitiful."

Her hands, however, didn't stop, and she picked up another shaomai.

Su Yun's lips curved slightly.

That's right.

No comparison, no harm.

I want you to be completely unable to leave this life of luxury, from your stomach to your heart.

When that penniless Tang San tries to charm you again?

Heh.

Unless he can make Blue Silver Grass bloom.

"Oh, right, Xiao Wu."

Su Yun put down his spoon, picked up a napkin to wipe his mouth, and suddenly thought of something.

"You're a rabbit, so shouldn't you be a vegetarian?"

Xiao Wu paused, looked at the meat-filled shaomai in her hand, then at Su Yun, and declared righteously:

"But the wrapper is made of dough! Dough is made from wheat, and wheat is vegetarian!"

"So, this is vegetarian!"

Su Yun: "..."

What logic.

Newton would rise from his grave to applaud you.

"Alright, alright, if you say it's vegetarian, then it's vegetarian."

Su Yun shook his head helplessly and took out a yellowed ancient book from his system space (actually, it was compiled overnight last night).

"Since you're full, it's time to get down to business."

"This is the Jade Rabbit Pounding Medicine Sutra, a cultivation technique I've tailored specifically for you."

"Don't look at me like that; this is a god-tier technique! Once you practice it, not only will your soul power grow at lightning speed, but it will also beautify your skin and keep your legs long and your waist slender."

The moment Xiao Wu heard about long legs and a slender waist, her eyes lit up like lightbulbs.

"I want to practice it! I want to practice it!"

Meanwhile.

Notting Academy, Dorm Seven.

Tang San sat cross-legged on the hard wooden bed, circulating his Mysterious Heaven Skill in an attempt to calm his inner agitation.

He had suffered from insomnia last night.

Every time he closed his eyes, the image of Su Yun combing Xiao Wu's hair would surface in his mind, along with that soul-crushing remark: "Your wife is truly supple."

"Damn it!"

Tang San snapped his eyes open, a surge of purple light swirling within them.

"Su Yun, I will kill you!"

"And Xiao Wu, why couldn't you just wait for me? Why couldn't you see my worth?"