Writing Diaries in Douluo, Bibi Dong Knocks at Midnight
Chapter 29

Kidney Deficiency Young Master, Online Meltdown!

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Suotuo City, the granary of the Bala Kingdom, was also the most prosperous trade hub in this region.

The streets were wide and lined with shops, bustling with an endless stream of soul masters and merchants.

Compared to a remote town like Notting City, this place truly felt like a metropolis filled with desire and opportunity.

"Wow! Brother Su Yun, it's so lively here!"

Xiao Wu was like a bird just released from its cage, looking around excitedly while clutching a candied hawthorn she had just bought.

Su Yun twirled his folding fan, a faint smile playing on his lips.

Just as he stepped through the city gates, that long-lost system notification sounded once again.

[Ding! Detected that the host has arrived at a key location: Suotuo City.]

[Check-in successful!]

[Reward: Charm Aura MAX (Advanced Version).]

[Note: Once this aura is activated, the host's attractiveness to the opposite sex will double, and the rate of gaining favorability will increase by 200%. You are a walking pheromone, a firefly in the dark night. Please protect yourself, host, to avoid being drowned by enthusiasm.]

"Tsk, I was already handsome enough, and you're adding more?"

Su Yun subconsciously touched his face.

Sure enough, the women passing by—whether they were noble ladies, commoner girls, or even the aunties running stalls—could not look away once their eyes swept over Su Yun.

The head-turning rate was a staggering 300%.

"Brother Su Yun, why does that lady keep staring at you? Is she... drooling?"

Xiao Wu keenly sensed the surrounding gazes and vigilantly hugged Su Yun's arm, as if declaring her territory.

"Because your brother is handsome."

Su Yun said shamelessly, then pulled his Diary from his robes and began to write as he walked.

[X Year, X Month, X Day, Suotuo City, weather sunny, suitable for face-slapping.]

[Finally here. If the plot holds, that lecherous tiger Dai Mubai should be checking into a room with twins at the front desk right now.]

[I have to say, even though this sick cat has no character, he sure knows how to play. Red Ocean? A themed suite? Tsk tsk, he's not afraid of kidney deficiency.]

[Zhu Zhuqing should be arriving soon, right? A classic Shura field drama is about to unfold.]

[As for that brat Tang San, he's probably still eating dirt on the road, right?]

[Tsk tsk, why is the gap between people so large? While the protagonist is still grinding levels miserably, the villain has already started enjoying life.]

[Let's go! Take Xiao Wu to the Rose Hotel and teach Young Master Dai a lesson! By the way, let Zhu Zhuqing see what it means when goods are compared, they are discarded, and when people are compared, they are dead!]

"Let's go, Xiao Wu. Brother will take you to stay at the best hotel in the city."

Closing the Diary, Su Yun straightened his clothes, took Xiao Wu's hand, and headed straight for the peculiar building shaped like a giant rose.

Rose Hotel.

It only had three floors, but the decor was extremely luxurious.

A massive rose sculpture stood in the center of the lobby, and the air was filled with a suggestive scent of perfume. It was less of a hotel and more of a happy paradise for couples.

At the front desk.

"Bang!"

A large hand slammed heavily onto the counter.

"The usual, Red Ocean."

The speaker was a tall young man. He had dazzling blonde hair and handsome features, especially those evil, heterochromatic eyes that radiated a sense of arrogance.

He was none other than a student of Shrek Academy and the Third Prince of the Star Luo Empire, Dai Mubai.

At this moment, he was holding two identical, hot-bodied, top-tier twin beauties, one on each side, wearing the kind of wicked grin that every man understood.

The front desk manager was a middle-aged man who immediately smiled obsequiously upon seeing Dai Mubai:

"Yes, yes, yes. It is this humble shop's honor to have Young Master Dai grace us with his presence. The room has been reserved for you..."

Dai Mubai nodded in satisfaction and began walking toward the stairs with the twins in his arms, teasing them as he went:

"Tonight, this young master will take good care of you..."

The twin sisters leaned into his arms shyly, giggling. Just then.

"Hold it."

A clear, lazy, yet unquestionable voice drifted in from the main entrance.

Dai Mubai's footsteps faltered, his brows furrowed instantly, and a cold glint flashed in his evil eyes.

In this corner of Suotuo City, someone actually dared to stop him, Dai Mubai?

He turned around and looked toward the entrance.

He saw a young man in white leading a girl in pink, walking in with an unbothered, swaggering gait.

The youth had sword-like brows and star-bright eyes, his noble temperament making him look like an immortal descended from a painting. Even just standing there casually, the surrounding luxurious decor instantly paled in comparison.

In particular, that indescribable charm seemed to freeze the air in the lobby for a fleeting moment.

Along with his "Charm Aura MAX."

"Hiss!!!"

The twin sisters in Dai Mubai's arms, who had been gazing at Young Master Dai with deep affection, suddenly had their eyes go wide the moment they saw Su Yun.

So... so handsome!

Compared to the youth before them, the Young Master Dai beside them, while considered handsome, possessed an arrogant temperament that now seemed far too tacky!

It was like the difference between a nouveau riche and a true noble scion.

"Who are you?"

Dai Mubai felt the women in his arms lose focus, and feeling even more displeased, he stared coldly at Su Yun.

"What business do you have stopping this young master?"

Su Yun fanned himself, walked to the front desk, and without even sparing Dai Mubai a glance, said indifferently to the stunned front desk manager:

"I want this Red Ocean room."

He then slapped a Gold Soul Coin Card onto the counter.

Of course, this was private pocket money given to him by Qian Renxue.

"What?!"

Dai Mubai laughed in extreme anger, his soul power surging as the aura of the king of beasts was released.

"Kid, you're from out of town, aren't you?"

"You dare snatch a room from me, Dai Mubai? Do you know who I am?"

Only then did Su Yun turn his head, looking at Dai Mubai as if he were an idiot, a mocking curve tugging at the corner of his mouth:

"I know."

Su Yun paused, scanned him up and down, and suddenly dropped a bombshell:

"Aren't you that famous Young Master Dai? What's the matter, you need such a big room even with a weak kidney?"

Rose Hotel, lobby.

The air seemed to solidify at that moment.

The front desk manager huddled behind the counter, cold sweat streaming down.

On one side was the white-clad youth with a mysterious, noble temperament and deep pockets, the gold card in his hand radiating an "I'm rich and I do what I want" glow.

On the other side was the Rose Hotel's regular, the powerful and hot-tempered Young Master Dai, still clutching his signature twins.

This was nothing short of a collision between Mars and Earth!

"What did you say?"

Dai Mubai's originally arrogant expression froze instantly on his face, his heterochromatic eyes narrowing to reveal a dangerous, fierce glint.

He pushed the twins aside, stepped forward, and loomed over Su Yun:

"Weak kidney?"

"Kid, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't just say whatever you want. Otherwise, in this Suotuo City, you will disappear in a very miserable way."

Facing Dai Mubai's threat, Su Yun was not afraid in the slightest; instead, as if he had heard a joke, he opened his folding fan and elegantly covered his mouth to chuckle:

"Pfft—"

"Disappear?"

"Just you?"

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