Uncle, Do You Have Carrots?

Pfft—

Su Yun nearly failed to maintain his cold, aloof persona as a Holy Son.

This was the hundred-thousand-year-old hooligan rabbit?

She took the bait just like that?

He hadn't even started swindling her yet!

He hadn't even used classic lines like "come see my goldfish"!

"Yes, of course I have one."

Su Yun suppressed his laughter, flipped his wrist, and pulled one out from his system storage space.

It was thick!

It was large!

It was red!

A Top-Grade Ruby Carrot.

This was pet food included in the system's beginner gift pack, said to contain a trace of heaven and earth spiritual energy, possessing a fatal attraction to soul beasts.

"Wow!"

Xiao Wu's eyes instantly turned into heart shapes, and she was practically drooling.

It was a craving that came from the depths of her soul!

She could feel that as long as she ate this carrot, her soul power would definitely increase by a significant margin!

"Want to eat it?"

Su Yun, like a kidnapper holding a lollipop to lure a little girl, dangled the carrot in his hand.

"Mm-hmm!"

Xiao Wu nodded her head like a pestle pounding garlic.

"Call me 'good brother,' and this carrot is yours."

"Good brother!"

Xiao Wu shouted without a shred of integrity, her voice cloyingly sweet.

Su Yun handed over the carrot with satisfaction, naturally reaching out to pat Xiao Wu's head, even giving those rabbit ears a little pinch.

The texture was excellent.

Soft and fuzzy.

[Ding! Intercepted key plot "Xiao Wu's First Encounter," Tang San's Luck Value -500, Host's Villain Value +100.]

Su Yun whistled in his heart.

Refreshing!

This was the joy of getting something for nothing.

Just as Su Yun and Xiao Wu were engaged in their friendly and intimate interaction, a discordant voice suddenly rang out.

"Stop!"

Tang San ran over, panting with a tattered bag on his back, followed by a gloomy-looking Yu Xiaogang.

They had just finished their enrollment procedures, and the moment they reached the dormitory entrance, they saw a scene that made Tang San's eyes split with rage:

That rich young master who had humiliated them at the school gate earlier was placing his filthy hands on that cute little girl's head!

And that little girl was actually enjoying the treat he had given her!

For some reason, a strong, bitter feeling of having lost something important suddenly welled up in Tang San's heart.

It felt as if the cabbage he had worked so hard to grow had been carried away, pot and all, by the landlord's foolish son from next door before he even had a chance to touch it.

"Let go of that girl!"

Tang San lunged forward, blocking Xiao Wu, and stared fixedly at Su Yun, a purple glint appearing in his eyes (Purple Demon Eye activated).

"In broad daylight, what do you think you're doing?"

Su Yun withdrew his hand and leisurely opened his folding fan, waving it as if to shoo away bad luck.

"Yo, isn't this the 'Little San' who treats his master like his own father?"

A double entendre, dripping with sarcasm.

Su Yun looked at Tang San with a mocking smile:

"What did I do? I'm treating a little sister to a carrot; is that against the law?"

"As for you, shouting and yelling the moment you arrive—what if you scare the little sister? Do you have any sense of public decency?"

Tang San faltered.

He turned his head to glance at Xiao Wu, only to find her clutching a carrot, staring at him with a blank expression—was there even a hint of disgust in her eyes?

"Who are you? Why are you blocking me from eating my carrot?"

Xiao Wu frowned and shrank back behind Su Yun.

Although this big brother was a bit strange, this guy who had suddenly rushed out was even stranger!

He looked fierce, and he smelled like damp earth!

Snap.

Tang San heard the sound of his own heart breaking.

"I... I came to help you..."

Tang San tried to explain.

"Help me?"

Xiao Wu guardedly protected the carrot in her hands.

"Do you want to steal my carrot too? No way!"

Su Yun:

"Pfft."

Sorry, he couldn't help it.

Watching Tang San's face turn the color of a pig's liver, the little person inside his heart was already rolling on the floor with laughter.

This was the Child of Destiny?

This was the pure and noble Young Master Tang?

Just this?

Yu Xiaogang walked up at this moment, looking at Su Yun with a face so gloomy it could drip water.

"Young man, know when to stop."

"This is an academy, not your backyard. Using money to corrupt your fellow students does not align with the moral code of a Spirit Master."

Here we go again.

Moral grandstanding.

Su Yun rolled his eyes.

"Grandmaster, do you have some kind of misunderstanding about the word 'morality'?"

"I'm spending my own money to treat my classmates to food; that's called being helpful."

"On the contrary, you bring your disciple to live in a pigsty where dozens of people are crammed together, and you can't even afford a quilt. Is this your 'morality'?"

Su Yun pointed at the renovated Dorm Seven behind him (where Wang Sheng and the others were frantically cleaning) and then pointed at the tattered bundle in Tang San's hand.

"If I were you, I would have found a hole to crawl into long ago."

"Being poor isn't your fault, but being poor and still trying to act superior—that's where you're wrong."

"You!"

Yu Xiaogang trembled with rage, pointing a finger at Su Yun.

"Unreasonable! Utterly unreasonable!"

"If it's unreasonable, then don't reason with me."

Su Yun shrugged and turned to look at Xiao Wu, his face instantly shifting into a gentle smile.

"Little Sister Xiao Wu, although this dormitory has been cleaned up, it is a boys' dorm after all, and it's quite smelly."

"Brother has a villa in the city with a bed that is big and soft, and there are endless carrots to eat."

"Would you like to come stay at Brother's place?"

The dagger was finally revealed!

Tang San's pupils shook.

"Don't you dare! Xiao Wu is a girl, how could she go with you..."

"Okay!"

Before Tang San could finish, Xiao Wu had already crisply agreed.

She finished the carrot in a few bites, clapped her hands, and hopped over to hook her arm through Su Yun's.

"Brother Su Yun, let's go! It really does smell weird in here!"

As she spoke, she pointedly glanced at Tang San and pinched her nose.

Tang San: "..."

Just destroy everything already.

He watched helplessly as Su Yun swaggered out of Dorm Seven with Xiao Wu, leaving him with nothing but a dashing silhouette.

Before leaving, Su Yun turned back and mouthed a few words to Tang San:

"Your wife is truly succulent."

BOOM!

The string of reason in Tang San's mind snapped completely.

Although he did not understand what "wife" meant, nor did he understand what "succulent" meant.

But he knew that this was a trampling of his dignity!

"Su Yun! I will not rest until you are destroyed!!"

Tang San's shrill roar echoed throughout Dorm Seven.

Meanwhile, Su Yun had already boarded the carriage back to the city and pulled out that little notebook that made Bibi Dong both love and hate him.

[X Year, X Month, X Day, Sunny turning cloudy.]

[Today's achievements: Intercepted one hooligan rabbit, infuriated one Tang San.]

[I have to say, the texture of this rabbit is truly excellent. No wonder that brat Tang San was willing to die for her later on.]

[However, this Xiao Wu is also quite heartless. She followed me just for a carrot, without a shred of caution.]

[That's only because she ran into a gentleman like me. If she had met some other villain, she would have been skinned and deboned into a spicy rabbit head long ago.]

[Come to think of it, this girl Xiao Wu has a bitter fate.]

[She finally managed to transform into a human and came to the human world to find her mother (though she couldn't find her), only to crash headfirst into that massive pit called Tang San.]

[In the original story, Tang San kept saying he would protect her like his own sister, but what was the result?]

[When danger struck, Xiao Wu sacrificed herself; when he needed a spirit ring, Xiao Wu sacrificed herself; when he needed to resurrect her, Xiao Wu still had to cough up her spirit rings and spirit bones.]

[Is this a sister? This is clearly a mobile blood bag and a backup spirit ring vault!]

[That so-called "Resurrect, my love"—how many ignorant young girls did it move? But in my eyes, it was nothing more than a meticulously planned PUA.]

[The entire Tang family is made of this kind of trash. That old thing Tang Hao is the same; his wife sacrificed herself, so he hid away to drink, leaving the mess for his son.]

[Is this family's martial soul really the Clear Sky Hammer, or is it the "Wife-Killing Hammer"? Whoever gets involved with them is doomed.]

[Fortunately, in this life, Xiao Wu is with me.]

[Although I do covet her spirit bones (crossed out), at the very least, I will give her a warm home.]

[As for sacrifice? Heh, my woman—who would dare make her sacrifice?]

[Whoever dares to touch a single hair on her head, I will scatter their ashes to the wind!]

Pope Palace.

Bibi Dong had originally been watching the process of Su Yun abducting Xiao Wu in the diary, a mocking sneer hanging on her lips.

He really is a little lecher, not even sparing a six-year-old child.

But when she saw the words "sacrifice," "mobile blood bag," and "Wife-Killing Hammer," her smile froze.

"Tang Hao... wife sacrificed..."

A bloody memory surfaced once again.

Back then, the former Pope Qian Xunji hunted down Tang Hao precisely for that hundred-thousand-year-old Blue Silver Emperor.

The result was forcing the Blue Silver Emperor to sacrifice herself, creating the youngest Clear Sky Douluo and also leading to Qian Xunji's severe injury (and eventual consumption by her).

"So, the tradition of the Tang family is to sacrifice their wives?"

Bibi Dong muttered to herself, a flash of extreme disgust crossing her eyes.

In this life, what she hated most were men who used women's feelings and sacrificed women to achieve their own ends!

Whether it was Qian Xunji, Yu Xiaogang, or this Tang Hao and Tang San!

They were all birds of a feather!

"A fine 'Resurrect, my love'."

"A fine 'Wife-Killing Hammer'."

"Su Yun's tongue is truly poisonous, yet adorable."

Bibi Dong took a deep breath and closed the diary, her gaze becoming colder than ever before.

She stood up, walked to the massive floor-to-ceiling window, and gazed in the direction of Notting City.

"Since this rabbit is Tang San's blood bag and the Tang family's fortune."

"Then This Seat will make sure they don't get their wish!"

"Someone come!"

A ghostly figure reappeared.

"Pass down the order: send a Soul Douluo—no, have Elder Ghost Leopard go to Notting City himself."

"Protect Su Yun and that rabbit from the shadows."

"If anyone from the Tang Clan dares to approach that rabbit..."

Bibi Dong's eyes surged with killing intent, and she slammed her scepter heavily against the ground, producing a thunderous boom:

"Execute them without mercy!"