Douluo: My Father is the Sea God, Tang San Polishes My Shoes
Chapter 4

Forced to Yield and Acknowledge Sister

1,409 words5 min read7 views
2mo ago

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!"

"Old man Destruction, I'll *******"

Imagine the ultimate thrill of flying from the edge of the God Realm toward Douluo Planet at the speed of lightning.

Even though the God of Destruction had coated Poseinan in a layer of divine power, he was still shivering from the biting cold wind.

He didn't know how much time had passed.

He finally landed.

Though, it was in an extremely bizarre posture, stuck straight into the ground.

The voice of the God of Destruction echoed in his ears: "Young man, don't be so impatient. Isn't this letting you enjoy the feeling of standing tall and upright?"

You call having your head stuck in the dirt "standing tall and upright"?

This was definitely malicious retaliation!

It had to be!

In the final second before losing consciousness, Poseinan gritted his teeth and swore to himself:

"Old man Destruction, sooner or later, I'll make you experience what it means to stand tall and upright!"

A quarter of an hour later.

The massive commotion caught the attention of a golden-haired grandfather and granddaughter in the distance.

"Grandpa, is this little brother playing a green onion? Why is his head stuck in the ground?"

"Pfft... cough cough!"

He didn't know how long it had been, but Poseinan finally drifted back to consciousness.

He slowly pried open his heavy eyelids.

The first thing that came into view was an exquisite face with fair skin and a hint of baby fat.

The girl had dazzling long golden hair, and her purple pupils were pure and noble, blinking as she looked at him.

Seeing him wake up, the girl blinked, reached out a fair, tender finger, and curiously poked his cheek, exclaiming in wonder: "Wow! You sure can sleep! Like a pig, you slept for a whole day straight!"

"Should I be thanking you for that?"

Poseinan was speechless. Who compliments someone like that?

If it weren't for the fact that she looked a bit like the Angel God, he would have gone straight for a God King elbow strike!

"Hehe, no need for thanks."

The girl smiled bashfully, then puffed out her small chest, pointed at Poseinan, and said with a serious face: "But from now on, you have to call me big sister!"

Heehee, Xue'er finally has a little brother!

The little golden-haired girl—Qian Renxue—calculated happily in her heart.

Poseinan rolled his eyes and asked, "Why?"

"Because Grandpa and I saved you!"

Qian Renxue said righteously.

In her view, the kittens and puppies she had saved in the past all belonged to her.

Now that she had saved a person, he naturally belonged to her too, so calling her big sister was only natural!

"I refuse!"

Poseinan rejected her decisively and turned his head away.

Let him call a little brat only a few years older than him "big sister"?

In his dreams.

Qian Renxue clearly hadn't expected him to refuse, and anger quickly spread across her stunned little face: "You! You dare to refuse me?"

"I dare! So what?"

"You! I'm angry!"

Qian Renxue widened her amethyst-like eyes and glared at him with a fierce, childish expression.

Poseinan couldn't be bothered with her: "What does your anger have to do with me?"

"You!"

Qian Renxue gritted her small white teeth in anger and reached out to grab Poseinan's collar.

Fortunately, Poseinan hadn't spent those years in the God Realm for nothing.

With a nimble kip-up, he stood easily on the bed: "What, you want to throw hands? Let me tell you, you want me, Poseinan, to acknowledge you as my big sister? Keep dreaming!"

"I, Poseinan, would rather die, die out there, or jump off the highest mountain peak than ever acknowledge you as my big sister! You can just give up on that idea!"

"You ungrateful brat, today your big sister is going to teach you a proper lesson!"

Qian Renxue swung her dainty fists, attacking once again.

At first, Poseinan was able to parry and weave, but gradually, he realized something was wrong.

Holy crap!

How is this girl so strong?

Is she born with divine strength?

"Little girl, you forced my hand!"

Poseinan let out a soft huff, his eyes suddenly turning a deep azure. The surrounding air instantly grew humid, and a misty, cerulean vapor began to permeate the room.

A majestic and colossal phantom slowly condensed and emerged behind him.

Martial SoulSea God!

However, Qian Renxue merely sneered, "Tch, you dare to act arrogant without even a single spirit ring? I, your big sister, am already a Spirit Venerable!"

Before the words had even faded, a brilliant golden light erupted from her body.

Six flawless, snow-white wings radiating holy brilliance unfurled behind her back, symbolizing the glory of purging evil and eternal immortality.

A far more solid and majestic angel phantom manifested behind her.

Unlike Poseinan's bare-bones Martial Soul, three spirit rings—yellow, yellow, and purple—were slowly circling beneath Qian Renxue's feet.

"Big sister! Big sister! I was wrong!"

Poseinan didn't hesitate for a second. Casting aside all dignity, he performed a silky-smooth sliding kneel, landing firmly before Qian Renxue with a fluidity that was heartbreaking to witness.

Zero rings versus three rings? How the hell was he supposed to fight that?

In this matchup of zero rings against three, the advantage was entirely on the opponent's side.

As the saying goes, play the grandson first, then become the grandfather later.

He would just have to endure for now; a gentleman's revenge is never too late, even after ten years.

Once he rose to power in the future, Poseinan swore he would pin this brat down and spank her hard.

Qian Renxue curled her lips into a smug smirk. "What, not fighting anymore?"

Poseinan hugged Qian Renxue's thigh and gave it a couple of rubs.

He wiped at his eyes, though not a single tear fell after a long while.

Supple!

Smooth!

Mmm, feels pretty good.

However, this didn't affect his performance in the slightest.

"Big sister, you are my own flesh and blood! We are actually long-lost siblings separated years ago!"

Qian Renxue's hand cupped Poseinan's cheek, and she suddenly remarked, "Oh? Then who was it just now that said they wouldn't acknowledge me as their big sister even if they died?"

"Slap!"

Poseinan didn't hesitate to give himself a smack, forcing a smile. "Big sister, stop joking around with your little brother."

"Too late!"

Qian Renxue wasn't about to give him a chance to argue.

She grabbed Poseinan by the shoulders, pulled down his pants, and then, under his shocked gaze...

"Ow, hey! You brat! You jerk! You're actually hitting me!"

A scream like a slaughtered pig echoed throughout the entire room.

Five minutes later.

Qian Renxue sat astride Poseinan, her face full of triumph. "Do you submit?"

"I submit, I submit, I submit!"

Poseinan was almost... oh no, he was almost crushed into a daze, and he chose to follow his heart without hesitation.

Qian Renxue hopped off him and clapped her small hands. "This young lady is named Qian Renxue. From today on, you are my little lackey, got it?"

"Mm-hmm."

Poseinan gave a perfunctory response.

Seeing that he wasn't the least bit surprised, Qian Renxue asked with some confusion, "Well? Aren't you surprised?"

"Why should I be surprised?"

"I'm a three-ring Spirit Venerable, you know!"

Qian Renxue puffed out her small chest, wearing an expression that practically begged to be praised for her greatness.

Shouldn't a normal child be shocked upon seeing such a young three-ring Spirit Venerable, then look at her with worship and beg to know how she did it?

Why was he so calm?

Poseinan curled his lip in defiance and muttered under his breath, "Tch, just because you're a few years older than me... You might be riding me today, but in a few years, it'll be my turn to ride you!"

"What did you say?"

Qian Renxue's small face suddenly leaned in close, her purple eyes narrowing dangerously.

Poseinan's heart skipped a beat, but he feigned composure on his face. "Huh? Nothing at all. Are you hearing things?"

Seeing him refuse to admit it, Qian Renxue brandished her small, pink fist and bared her two cute little fangs, threatening, "You'd better behave yourself and don't let me hear you badmouthing me! Otherwise, hmph hmph!"

In the end, under the threat of Qian Renxue's force.

Poseinan willingly and humbly lowered his noble head for the time being.

End of Chapter
Novel
How was this translation?

Explore the wiki