"Holy crap! Holy crap! Oh, holy crap!"
"Damn you, old man Destruction, I'll ***** you!"
Imagine the sheer thrill of flying from the edge of the Divine Realm to Douluo Planet at lightning speed.
Even though the God of Destruction had wrapped a layer of divine power around Poseinan, the cold wind still left him shivering.
Who knew how much time passed?
At last, he landed.
Only, he landed in an incredibly bizarre pose, stuck straight into the earth headfirst.
The God of Destruction's voice echoed in his ear. "Young people shouldn't be so impatient. I was just letting you enjoy the feeling of standing tall between heaven and earth."
You call having your head buried in the ground standing tall between heaven and earth?
This had to be malicious revenge!
It had to be!
In the final second before he passed out, Poseinan gritted his teeth and silently swore:
"Damn you, old man Destruction. One day, I'll make you experience what it means to stand tall between heaven and earth!"
A quarter of an hour later.
The tremendous noise caught the attention of a blond grandfather and granddaughter in the distance.
"Grandpa, is this little boy pretending to be a green onion? Why's he got his head stuck in the ground?"
"Pfft... Cough, cough!"
Who knew how much time had passed? Poseinan finally stirred awake.
He slowly pried open his heavy eyelids.
The first thing he saw was a delicate face with fair skin and just a hint of baby fat.
The girl had dazzling long golden hair and pure, noble purple eyes. She blinked at him.
When she saw that he was awake, the girl blinked, reached out a soft, pale finger, and curiously poked his cheek. She exclaimed, "Wow! You can really sleep! You're like a pig—you slept for a whole day!"
"So I'm supposed to thank you, then?"
Poseinan was a little speechless. Who complimented people like that?
If you didn't look a little like big sister Angel God, I'd have gone straight for a God King elbow strike!
"Hehe, no need to thank me."
The girl smiled bashfully, then puffed out her little chest, pointed at Poseinan, and said earnestly, "But from now on, you have to call me big sister!"
Hehe, Xue'er was finally going to have a little brother!
The golden-haired little girl, Qian Renxue, happily plotted to herself.
Poseinan rolled his eyes and asked, "Why?"
"Because Grandpa and I saved you!"
Qian Renxue answered with righteous confidence.
As far as she was concerned, all the kittens and puppies she'd rescued belonged to her.
Now she'd rescued a person, so of course he belonged to her too. Calling her big sister was only right!
"No way!"
Poseinan flatly refused and turned his head away.
Call a little brat only a few years older than him big sister?
Dream on.
Qian Renxue clearly hadn't expected him to refuse. Anger quickly spread across her stunned little face. "You! You dare refuse me?"
"I do! So what?"
"You! I'm mad!"
Qian Renxue glared at him with wide, amethyst eyes, looking fierce and adorable.
Poseinan couldn't be bothered with her. "What do I care if you're mad?"
"You!"
Qian Renxue clenched her little white teeth and reached for Poseinan's collar.
Luckily, Poseinan hadn't spent the last few years in the Divine Realm for nothing.
With a nimble kip-up, he landed easily on the bed. "What, you wanna fight? Let me tell you, you want me, Poseinan, to call you big sister? Dream on!"
"I, Poseinan, would rather die, die outside, or jump off the highest mountaintop than call you big sister! Give up already!"
"You ungrateful brat! Big sister's going to teach you a good lesson today!"
Qian Renxue swung her little fists and charged again.
At first, Poseinan could hold his own for a bit, but gradually, he realized something was wrong.
Holy crap!
How was this girl so strong?
Was she born with divine strength?
"Little girl, you're forcing me to do this!"
Poseinan gave a soft snort. His eyes suddenly turned deep blue, and the air around them grew damp as blue mist swirled and spread.
A mighty, imposing phantom slowly took shape behind him.
Martial Soul—Sea God!
Qian Renxue merely sneered. "Hmph, you're acting tough when you don't even have a single Soul Ring? Your big sister here is already a Soul Elder!"
Before she'd even finished speaking, brilliant golden light burst from her body.
Six flawless white wings unfurled behind her, shining with sacred light and the glory of driving out evil and enduring forever.
An even more solid and imposing Angel Phantom appeared behind her.
Unlike Poseinan's bare Martial Soul, three Soul Rings—yellow, yellow, and purple—slowly revolved beneath Qian Renxue's feet.
"Big sis! Big sis! I was wrong!"
Poseinan didn't hesitate for a second. Forget his dignity—he smoothly dropped into a sliding kneel and stopped right in front of Qian Renxue, his movements so fluid they were almost heartbreaking.
Zero rings against three? What was the point?
In this zero-against-three fight, the advantage was theirs.
As the saying went, first be the underling, then be the boss.
He'd endure it for now. A gentleman's revenge could wait ten years.
Once he grew powerful, Poseinan swore he'd pin this brat beneath him and give her a good spanking.
Qian Renxue's lips curled into a smug smile. "What, giving up?"
Poseinan wrapped his arms around Qian Renxue's leg and gave it a couple of rubs.
He rubbed at his eyes, but not a single tear fell.
Smooth!
So smooth!
Mm, not bad to the touch.
Still, that didn't affect his performance in the slightest.
"Big sis, you're my real big sister! We're actually siblings who got separated years ago!"
Qian Renxue laid a hand on Poseinan's cheek and suddenly asked, "Oh? Then who was it that said he'd never call me big sister, even if he died?"
"Smack!"
Poseinan slapped himself without hesitation and forced out a smile. "Big sis, don't tease your little brother."
"Too late!"
Qian Renxue wasn't about to give him the chance to explain.
She grabbed Poseinan by the shoulders and pulled down his pants. Then, as he watched in shock—
"Ow! You little brat! You jerk! You're really hitting me!"
Screams like a pig being slaughtered rang through the entire room.
Five minutes later.
Qian Renxue sat astride Poseinan, looking smug. "Do you give in?"
"I give in! I give in!"
Poseinan was almost dazed from how good it felt—no, from being pinned down. He chose to yield without a second thought.
Qian Renxue hopped off him and dusted off her hands. "My name is Qian Renxue. Starting today, you're my little brother. Got it?"
"Mm-hmm."
Poseinan gave a couple of perfunctory nods.
When Qian Renxue saw that he wasn't the least bit surprised, she asked, puzzled, "Well? Aren't you surprised?"
"Why would I be?"
"I'm a three-ring Soul Elder!"
Qian Renxue puffed out her little chest, looking as if she expected him to praise her.
Wouldn't a normal kid be shocked to see such a young three-ring Soul Elder, then worship her and beg to know how she'd done it?
Why was he so calm?
Poseinan pursed his lips in defiance and muttered, "Hmph, you're only relying on being a few years older than me... Today you rode me, but in a few years, it'll be my turn to ride you!"
"What did you say?"
Qian Renxue's little face suddenly drew close, her purple eyes narrowing dangerously.
Poseinan's heart lurched, but he kept his face composed. "Huh? I didn't say anything. Are you hearing things?"
When he refused to admit it, Qian Renxue waved her little fists, bared two adorable canine teeth, and threatened, "You'd better behave and not let me hear you badmouthing me! Otherwise, just you wait!"
In the end, under Qian Renxue's threat of force,
Poseinan bowed his noble head for the time being, entirely convinced.