Yu Xiaogang's Narcissism, I'm Not a Scumbag

"Xiao Wu, Zhuqing, look! My dad is on the ranking!"

"I never knew Dad felt so deeply for Mom!"

"Tang San, you see? My father is a man of true emotion, too; he's no worse than your dad!"

Seeing her father on the list, Ning Rongrong jumped for joy.

Ever since she could remember, she had rarely heard Ning Fengzhi mention her mother, and she had assumed he had already forgotten her.

It turned out her father had kept her in his heart all along.

She had misunderstood him!

"Mm."

Tang San nodded, his mood visibly dampened.

Even his father had made the list, yet he had not.

With only one spot remaining, he could only hope to see his own name.

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang harbored the same thought, hoping the final spot would be his.

Only then could he prove his philosophy of love to Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong.

Unbeknownst to them, a flicker of hostility sparked in the eyes between Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

There was only one spot left; it remained to be seen who would claim it!

"Sigh, Fengzhi still hasn't forgotten her."

"So many years have passed, why can't Fengzhi just move on?"

"Fengzhi, you've had a hard time all these years."

Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo couldn't help but sigh as they looked at the name on the list.

Standing before them, gazing up at the sky, Ning Fengzhi was already streaming with tears.

[Love Saint Ranking TOP 10: Chen Xin.]

[This man entered the Dao through the sword and is obsessed with it. The sword in his hand is the lover of his life!]

???

Everyone on the Douluo Continent was left speechless after seeing the reason for Chen Xin's placement.

Wasn't a "Love Saint" supposed to refer to human affection?

How did the path of the sword get involved in this!

What kind of nonsense was this!

Obsession with a sword, treating a blade like a wife—does that even count as love?

The Heavenly Dao's interpretation of "Love Saint" and "love" had completely rewritten everyone's understanding.

"Old Sword-freak, you actually made the list!"

"This is just too bizarre!"

"Though, come to think of it, it actually makes some sense."

"You really are obsessed with the sword, just like it's your own wife."

"It seems you truly intend to spend your whole life with the sword path!"

Bone Douluo looked at the embarrassed Sword Douluo and laughed!

This was the most convincing excuse he could come up with for the Heavenly Dao.

"Old Bone, what do you know!"

"The sword path is my one and only!"

"The Heavenly Dao truly understands me best!"

Sword Douluo was quite satisfied with the Love Saint Ranking, and the reason provided made sense to him.

As expected of the Heavenly Dao's decree, it was truly something else.

Plus, he was going to receive a ten-thousand-year spirit bone for nothing!

[The Love Saint Ranking has concluded. The list will be updated every six months. If no one replaces the current rankings, no new list will be released until someone is capable of taking a spot and receiving the corresponding rewards.]

[Spirit bone rewards are being distributed. Please ensure you receive your items.]

[If you do not receive them within ten minutes, please shout "Check order details!" at the sky!]

[Heavenly Dao Express, serving you with integrity!]

The Love Saint Ranking officially ended, and everyone received their rewards one after another. It didn't even take ten minutes—at most, it took a single minute.

"Damn it, why is it like this!"

"My feelings for Dong'er and Erlong can't even compare to Sword Douluo's feelings for a sword."

"Oh Heavens, how on earth do you even judge these things?"

"Could it be that my research into love theory is truly worthless?"

Yu Xiaogang's mentality crumbled upon seeing he hadn't made the list, and he slumped to the ground in despair.

Tang San fared slightly better, though he still found it hard to accept.

He clearly loved Xiao Wu deeply; why hadn't he even been given a chance to appear on the list?

He refused to accept this!

However, the Golden List was ordained by the Heavenly Dao, and he dared not openly question it, only harboring resentment for its unfairness deep within his heart.

Otherwise, Yu Xiaogang would be a cautionary tale, and he would surely face divine retribution!

"San, it's alright. There are billions of people on the Douluo Continent; it's normal not to make the top ten."

"Who says that not being on the list means you don't love me?"

"In my heart, you have always been the one I love, and I believe that you love me deeply as well!"

"That alone is enough to satisfy me; there's no need to force your way onto the list!"

Xiao Wu's devotion to Tang San was profound; she might as well have ripped her own heart out to give to him.

"That's right, San, Xiao Wu is right!"

"There are only ten spots on the list, why bother caring about this Love Saint Ranking at all!"

"Cherishing the present is better than anything else!"

Ning Rongrong expressed her full agreement with Xiao Wu's words.

As long as two people have each other in their hearts, that is already enough!

Listening to Xiao Wu, a flicker of agreement shone in Zhu Zhuqing's eyes.

This was the kind of love she pursued as well.

It was a pity that, up to this point, no one had been able to do that for her.

Especially Dai Mubai; he was completely incapable of it.

"Xiao Wu, Rongrong, thank you both. I've figured it out!"

Tang San was instantly relieved, gazing at Xiao Wu with deep affection.

Xiao Wu was truly the best to him.

Little did he know, all the drama would soon begin to revolve around him.

"San, you two continue your training for a while; I'm going to Spirit City."

"I am going to confess to Bibi Dong and prove to the Heavenly Dao that my research into love theory is invincible."

"I must make it onto the list!"

Yu Xiaogang had suddenly reached a conclusion. He stood up abruptly and left Shrek Academy without looking back.

"What the hell, what is wrong with the Master?"

"Was he struck stupid by the heavenly lightning from earlier?"

"What's there to wonder about? It's obvious his narcissism has gone too far!"

Ma Hongjun was amused by Yu Xiaogang's decision.

Yu Xiaogang was absolutely the most thick-skinned and narcissistic person he had ever met.

"Sigh, Teacher has truly become obsessed."

"I hope he can face reality when he returns next time!"

Tang San shook his head, took Xiao Wu's hand, and resumed training.

Although his teacher was far too narcissistic, some of his theories still held a grain of truth.

[Seven days later, the Scumbag Ranking will be unveiled.]

[Everyone, please look forward to it!]

Just as everyone on the Douluo Continent was preparing to wash up and go to sleep, the sky screen descended once more.

When everyone saw the three words "Scumbag Ranking," they were left somewhat bewildered.

What kind of hobby was this for the Heavenly Dao?

It had just put out a Love Saint Ranking, and now it was putting out a Scumbag Ranking!

The Love Saint Ranking was easy enough to understand; it could commemorate the ten great love saints, rewarding them for their emotional devotion and earning them the respect of the world.

But the Scumbag Ranking was different; those were people everyone wanted to beat up. Did they really deserve a dedicated list?

Or did the Heavenly Dao have other intentions, a strategy of retreating to advance?

Perhaps it wanted to use the sky screen to expose scumbags, allowing the good women of the world to avoid such traps.

At this very moment, everyone on the Douluo Continent began to look forward to the names on the Scumbag Ranking.

"Damn, a Scumbag Ranking?"

"Fatty, Boss Dai, I think you two should be able to make the list!"

Seeing the words 'scumbag', Oscar immediately thought of Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun.

One was a man who moved through a thousand flowers without leaving a trace, and the other frequented the Spring Breeze Pavilion.

If they couldn't make the list with that, it wouldn't make any sense.

"Oscar, you goddamn bastard, I won't let you get away with this!"

Dai Mubai was furious, charging toward Oscar with rage burning in his eyes.

Zhu Zhuqing was still right there; couldn't he have saved him a little face?

"Actually, Oscar is right; those two should be able to make the list," Tang San said with a chuckle.

For some reason, Xiao Wu suddenly had an ominous premonition and asked instinctively, "San, what about you?"

Tang San felt a chill from her questioning gaze and replied, "Xiao Wu, look at what you're saying. I'm definitely not on there; I'm devoted to you."

For some reason, he also had a bad feeling!