"Xiao Wu, Zhuqing, look! My dad made the list!"
"So Dad really did love Mom this much!"
"Third Brother, see? My dad is a true romantic too. He's no worse than yours!"
When Ning Rongrong saw her father on the list, she leaped up in delight.
Ever since she could remember, she'd heard Ning Fengzhi talk about her mother. She'd thought he'd already forgotten her.
So Dad had kept her in his heart all along.
She'd misunderstood him!
"Mm!"
Tang San nodded, looking rather downcast.
Even his father had made the list, but he still hadn't.
There was only one spot left. He hoped to see his name.
At that moment, Yu Xiaogang was hoping for the same thing: that the last spot would be his.
Only then could he prove his views on love to Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong.
Without realizing it, hostility flickered in the eyes Yu Xiaogang and Tang San exchanged.
There was only one spot left. Who would it go to?
"Ah, Fengzhi still hasn't forgotten her!"
"After all these years, why can't Fengzhi move on?"
"Fengzhi, you've had it hard all these years!"
Sword Douluo and Bone Douluo looked at the name on the list and couldn't help sighing.
Standing in front of them, Ning Fengzhi gazed up at the Sky Screen, tears already streaming down his face.
[Love Saint Ranking TOP 10: Chen Xin.]
[He entered the Way through the sword and was obsessed with it. The sword in his hand was the love of his life!]
???
Everyone on Douluo Continent was speechless when they saw why Chen Xin had made the list.
Didn't "love saint" refer to human feelings?
What did swordsmanship have to do with it?
What kind of nonsense was this?
Being obsessed with swords and treating one like a wife counted as love?
Heavenly Dao's understanding of love saints and love had completely upended everyone's perceptions.
"Old Sword, you actually made the list too!"
"That's just bizarre!"
"Now that you mention it, it does make some sense!"
"You really are obsessed with the sword, like it's your wife."
"Looks like you really plan to spend your whole life with the Way of the Sword!"
Bone Douluo looked at Sword Douluo's awkward expression and laughed.
It was the most convincing excuse he could come up with on Heavenly Dao's behalf.
"Old Bone, what do you know?"
"The Way of the Sword is my one and only!"
"Heavenly Dao understands me best!"
Sword Douluo was quite pleased with the Love Saint Ranking, and the reason given made sense too.
As expected of someone personally chosen by Heavenly Dao. Nothing else compared.
He'd even get a Ten Thousand Year Soul Bone for free!
[The Love Saint Ranking has been fully revealed. The ranking will be updated every six months. If no one changes places, it will no longer be announced until someone can take a spot on the ranking and receive the corresponding reward.]
[Issuing Soul Bone rewards. All winners, please check whether you have received yours.]
[If you haven't received it within ten minutes, shout at the Sky Screen: "Check order details!"]
[Sky Screen Express, serving you with integrity!]
The Love Saint Ranking had officially concluded, and everyone received their rewards in turn. Nobody had to wait ten minutes; at most, it took a minute.
"Damn it, why did it turn out like this?"
"My feelings for Dong'er and Erlong couldn't even compare to Sword Douluo's feelings for a sword."
"Heavens, how are you judging this?"
"Is all my research into the theory of love really worth nothing?"
When Yu Xiaogang saw that he hadn't made the list, he crumbled. He sank to the ground in despair.
Tang San took it a little better, but he still found it hard to accept.
He loved Xiao Wu so deeply. Why hadn't he even been given a chance to make the list?
He wasn't convinced!
But the ranking had been decreed by Heavenly Dao. He didn't dare openly question it, and could only grumble about the injustice deep down.
Otherwise, Yu Xiaogang would be a cautionary tale. He'd surely bring down Heavenly Retribution!
"Third Brother, it's okay. Douluo Continent has billions of people. It's normal not to make the top ten."
"Who says not making the list means you don't love me?"
"In my heart, you'll always be the one I love, and I believe you love me just as deeply!"
"That's enough to make me happy. There's no need to make the list!"
Xiao Wu loved Tang San with all her heart. She was practically ready to cut it out and give it to him.
"That's right, Third Brother. Xiao Wu's right!"
"There are only ten names on the list. Why care about the Love Saint Ranking?"
"Cherishing what you have now is better than anything else!"
Ning Rongrong wholeheartedly agreed with Xiao Wu.
As long as they both had each other in their hearts, that was enough!
Listening to Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing's eyes flashed with agreement.
That was the kind of love she sought too.
Unfortunately, so far, no one had been able to love her that way.
Dai Mubai least of all. He simply couldn't do it.
"Xiao Wu, Rongrong, thank you. I understand now!"
Tang San was instantly at peace. He gazed at Xiao Wu with deep affection.
Xiao Wu really was good to him.
He had no idea that a whole series of theatrics would soon unfold around him.
"Third Brother, train on your own for a while. I'm going to Spirit City."
"I'm going to confess to Bibi Dong and prove to Heavenly Dao that my research into the theory of love is unmatched."
"I have to make the list!"
Yu Xiaogang suddenly seemed to have come to his senses. He sprang to his feet and left Shrek Academy without looking back.
"Whoa, what's gotten into Grandmaster?"
"Did that lightning just fry his brain?"
"What's there to wonder about? He's obviously gotten too full of himself!"
Ma Hongjun laughed at Yu Xiaogang's decision.
Yu Xiaogang was definitely the thickest-skinned, most narcissistic person he'd ever met.
"Alas, the teacher's gone crazy."
"I hope he comes to his senses by the time he gets back!"
Tang San shook his head, took Xiao Wu's hand, and continued training.
His teacher was far too narcissistic, but some of his theories did make sense.
[In seven days, the Scumbag Ranking will be revealed.]
[Please look forward to it!]
Just as everyone on Douluo Continent was getting ready to turn in for the night, the Sky Screen appeared again.
When everyone saw the words "Scumbag Ranking," they were baffled.
What was Heavenly Dao's deal?
It had just put out a Love Saint Ranking, and now it was putting out a Scumbag Ranking!
The Love Saint Ranking was understandable. It could honor the top ten love saints, reward them for their devotion, and earn them the respect of the world.
But the Scumbag Ranking was different. Those were people everyone would denounce. Did they really deserve a ranking of their own?
Or did Heavenly Dao have another purpose, using a feint to gain the upper hand?
Perhaps it meant to use the Sky Screen to expose scumbags, so good women everywhere could steer clear of them.
At that moment, everyone on Douluo Continent began to look forward to the names on the Scumbag Ranking.
"Damn, a Scumbag Ranking?"
"Fatty, Boss Dai, I think you two could make the list!"
When Oscar saw the words "scumbag," he immediately thought of Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun.
One dallied among countless women without a care, and the other was always hanging around Spring Breeze Pavilion.
If they couldn't make the list, that would be ridiculous.
"Xiao Ao, you son of a— I'll kill you!"
Dai Mubai exploded with rage and charged at Oscar.
Zhu Zhuqing was right there. Couldn't he at least save him some face?
"Actually, Xiao Ao's right. Those two should make the list," Tang San said with a grin.
For some reason, Xiao Wu suddenly had a bad feeling. She asked instinctively, "Third Brother, what about you?"
Tang San felt nervous under her questioning gaze. "Xiao Wu, what are you talking about? I definitely won't be on it. I'm devoted to you and you alone."
For some reason, he had a bad feeling too!