Dongzi's Groin Kick

Lu Mingchuan cursed himself.

Bibi Dong could not deal with him.

But for a guy who came from who knows where to dare to whisper in his heart that she, Bibi Dong, was a naive, sheltered girl—

He truly deserved to die!

After a long silence.

Lu Mingchuan turned his head and saw that Bibi Dong was staring at Yu Xiaogang's rough face and his completely unkempt hem.

What are you looking for, Dongzi? Tell Dad, Dad will help you look for it.

Is the stubble on Gangzi's face really that attractive to you? There's even sweat and lard on it, don't be so filthy, please.

Yu Xiaogang also felt the gaze coming from Bibi Dong.

The expression on his face changed instantly.

(As expected, making myself look older is very effective; and she's supposed to be the Saintess of Spirit Hall.)

(Does just revealing a hint of world-weary experience have you infatuated already? It just so happens I don't have a place to stay yet; hurry and take me somewhere to get cleaned up.)

Hearing their inner voices.

Bibi Dong wished she could kick Lu Mingchuan away.

And then stab Yu Xiaogang to death while she was at it.

How could she, Bibi Dong, be looking for something on Yu Xiaogang's face? She was clearly just curious to see where Lu Mingchuan would strike next.

She was, at the very least, the Saintess of Spirit Hall.

How could she be attracted to the feigned world-weariness of a guy like this?

Moreover, this was the second time Yu Xiaogang had shown his lack of brains in his thoughts.

Bibi Dong's fists clenched tighter and tighter.

"What kind of thing are you to dare call me 'Dongzi'? Are you a Title Douluo? Have you received the approval of Spirit Hall? You lot, hurry and chase him away for me."

Lu Mingchuan rubbed his eyes. Why hadn't this Bibi Dong chosen to ask a question, but instead asked something akin to whether he had a teaching certificate?

Shouldn't she be asking a question that had been troubling her for a long time, only for Yu Xiaogang to spout some nonsense from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect's classics to fool her?

Was this a case of the green bean failing to meet the turtle's eye?

Yu Xiaogang was stunned by this lethal triple-question.

What Spirit Hall approval? Did one need Spirit Hall's permission to impart knowledge?

But seeing Bibi Dong's expression as she gritted her teeth and looked at Lu Mingchuan.

Yu Xiaogang understood completely. Good for you, you bastard, daring to ruin my good fortune. Shouldn't you have tucked your tail and rolled away the moment he started showing off before?

Who gave you the courage to keep standing here?

Right, I heard from the people nearby just now that this guy is a major playboy in Spirit Hall with a reputation even worse than my own.

It must be that Bibi Dong, as the Saintess of Spirit Hall, finds it difficult to refuse this powerful figure.

After all, this is Spirit City, where factions within Spirit Hall are numerous, and this notorious guy is standing right here.

That's why she's playing hard to get, driving me away to avoid being persecuted by him.

But who am I? I am a Master who broke through to thirty years old before even reaching level thirty.

How could I possibly be afraid of a playboy?

Yu Xiaogang immediately puffed his chest out like an ox and walked up to Lu Mingchuan, who was being shielded by an old butler.

"Your Highness Saintess, I will definitely drive this annoying fly away for you." He then spat harsh words at the old butler and the people behind him.

"Do you know who the person behind me is?"

Yu Xiaogang pointed two fingers at the sky. "In this Spirit Hall, she is the second most important person after His Majesty the Pope. I advise you to be sensible and get lost immediately."

"Otherwise, when the people protecting Her Highness the Saintess arrive, I won't be able to protect you."

"You are just a petty playboy; what are you in this Spirit Hall? Can you possibly have a higher status than her?"

After speaking, Yu Xiaogang even reached out a finger to poke at Lu Mingchuan's chest.

But he was blocked by the immovable old butler, unable to even touch the hem of his clothes.

????

After hearing Yu Xiaogang's words, the minds of everyone present went blank.

This Yu Xiaogang really was a freak.

That was the immediate reaction of everyone, and it was the view they held of him in their minds.

They had thought this homeless wanderer from out of town intended to suppress the local dragon, but it turned out he wasn't even a mangy snake.

Who tries to show off by playing the hero saving the beauty? Since you know her identity, do you really think she needs you to save her?

Besides, with a specimen like you.

The old butler standing right in front of you was beaten to the point of being unable to care for himself, yet you still have the nerve to ask what he is?

Bibi Dong was left completely speechless by Yu Xiaogang's series of maneuvers.

She had been listening to Lu Mingchuan's inner thoughts all along, and since she didn't know much about Yu Xiaogang, she had assumed he might have some profound background.

But when Yu Xiaogang used her identity to threaten Lu Mingchuan, Bibi Dong realized she had truly been overthinking things. How could a brainless fool like this possibly have a profound background? He was surely nothing more than a stray dog from the roadside.

"Someone, come and throw him out of Spirit City."

The Spirit Hall Academy disciples following behind Bibi Dong moved immediately upon hearing her command.

They gave Yu Xiaogang an apologetic look before the two of them moved to grab him by the arms.

After all, they had quite enjoyed listening to the stories this guy was spinning earlier; it was just a pity he had no brains.

Yu Xiaogang's pupils constricted. They actually dare to lay hands on me? I am the eldest young master of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Sect! How dare you commoners lay a finger on me!

Seeing that Bibi Dong intended to take action against him, Lu Mingchuan felt a sudden surge of anxiety.

[Dong... Dongzi, you can't! This guy's martial soul...]

Hearing Lu Mingchuan's inner voice, Bibi Dong immediately said, "Wait a moment."

Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaogang wore a wicked, arrogant smirk.

(As expected, this woman was just putting on an act in front of the other factions in Spirit Hall. Don't worry, I won't let you down.)

(This time, this young master will overlook the fact that a rash and witless person like you dared to act against me.)

Yu Xiaogang spread his arms wide, looking as if he were heroically facing his execution, as if to say, "Don't hold back on my account."

[This guy's martial soul can fart!... Hmm, why did Dongzi call for them to stop?]

Lu Mingchuan looked at Bibi Dong with confusion. He certainly didn't want to smell a foul fart, but he wondered why she had suddenly stopped.

Bibi Dong walked up to Yu Xiaogang with an expressionless face.

"Holy Maiden, I... oh."

Hiss...

All the men in the vicinity couldn't help but gasp in cold air.

The Holy Maiden's kick had Yu Xiaogang dripping with cold sweat, his complexion shifting from sallow yellow to deathly white.

Bibi Dong looked down at Yu Xiaogang, who was curled up like a shrimp, with utter disdain. Did he really think she, the Holy Maiden, was someone to be trifled with?

He had been muttering in his heart that she was brainless, but now she had uninstalled his "QQ" entirely.

Lu Mingchuan also frowned as he looked at Yu Xiaogang on the ground.

That looks like it hurts...

It was a good thing Yu Xiaogang hadn't summoned his Luo Sanpao, or else he would have wanted to restart his life immediately.

Damn it, since your martial soul can fart, it's not like its other functions are broken.

Lu Mingchuan didn't want to gamble on what exactly was behind that fart.

[Dongzi, you finally did one thing right. You almost let the fart come out like thunder. Today, I'll refrain from calling you brainless for the time being.]