Douluo: Pretending to Be Ultraman, the Sky Screen Mistook Me for a God
Chapter 36

Golden Divine Dragon! (Yu Xiaogang's Delusion)

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"Master, are you alright?"

Xue Beng asked as he watched Yu Xiaogang return and collapse onto the floor.

The Sky Screen had not shown whether they succeeded or not.

It only displayed the moment they made contact with the Plasma Spark.

The footage had come to an abrupt end right there.

Therefore, they could only judge whether he had been acknowledged by the Plasma Spark based on his state upon returning.

However, the fact that Yu Xiaogang's cultivation and aura remained completely unchanged left everyone present with little hope.

Suddenly, Yu Xiaogang leaped to his feet.

He wore an expression reminiscent of Fan Jin passing the imperial examination.

"I've succeeded! I've succeeded!"

Xue Beng's expression was somewhat puzzled.

Yu Xiaogang truly hadn't changed at all; why did he claim to have succeeded?

Could he have actually been acknowledged by the Plasma Spark?

Seeing that everyone before him did not believe his words, Yu Xiaogang curled his lips into a smirk.

"Watch closely, this is the true power of my Luo Sanpao!"

Following this, three spirit rings appeared beneath his feet, and a giant golden dragon surged forth from behind him.

In Yu Xiaogang's vision, Luo Sanpao had already transformed into the Golden Divine Dragon!

But seeing the confused and skeptical expressions on everyone's faces, Yu Xiaogang felt a sense of disdain.

Once I unleash my spirit skill and let you see its power, you will understand.

"First spirit skill, Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting Luo Sanpao... No! Dragon-Slaying Cannon!"

Light engulfed the entire grand hall.

Yet for some reason, someone suddenly blurted out:

"Holy crap! It stinks! Has the Master gone insane?!"

That's right, all the scenes above were merely Yu Xiaogang's delusions.

Luo Sanpao had not transformed into the Golden Divine Dragon.

His first spirit skill was still just a fart.

Yu Xiaogang had not been acknowledged by the Plasma Spark either.

Xue Beng even covered his nose, tears streaming down his face from the stench.

"Guards! Quick! Quickly take the Master away! He's lost his mind!"

Several guards pushed the doors open and walked in, immediately complaining as soon as they entered:

"Damn! Why does it smell so bad in here?!"

They then rushed toward Yu Xiaogang and bowed.

"Pardon the offense."

With that, the men proceeded to beat and kick Yu Xiaogang.

Because Yu Xiaogang was still lost in his delusions, he could not understand why these guards were attacking him.

He could only continue to use Luo Sanpao to fight back.

Consequently, the entire hall became even smellier.

"What are you doing?! I am the Master, Yu Xiaogang! The Sea God is my disciple! Emperor Xue Beng is my grand-disciple! What are you trying to do to me?!"

"My martial soul is the Golden Divine Dragon! I will surely become a god in the future! Once I become a god, I won't spare any of you!"

He was then beaten black and blue by the guards and dragged away.

Everyone present had no choice but to go bathe to remove the stench from their bodies before moving to a different hall to continue watching the Sky Screen.

As for Yu Xiaogang, he was locked in a room, his spirit power and limbs restrained, left to wait for the hour to pass.

Meanwhile, in the reception room.

The system's voice rang out in Xiao Che's mind.

[Introduction concluded, rewards obtained:]

[Super-Spacetime Bomb (produced by Ultraman Hikari) *1]

[Automatically stored in the system inventory]

Hearing this notification, Xiao Che nearly jumped to his feet in shock.

He had originally expected a reward related to the Plasma Spark, but he never imagined he would receive a Super-Spacetime Bomb instead.

But he couldn't use this, either!

Not to mention the prerequisite that no opponent could ever force him to use a Super-Spacetime Bomb.

If this Super-Spacetime Bomb were to detonate, it would blow up the entire universe.

In summary, a useless reward.

Xiao Che then looked toward Qian Renxue.

Although Qian Renxue's emotions had stabilized by now, she no longer possessed her usual majesty and grace.

She was entirely languid, lying quietly on the sofa with her long, fair legs exposed, holding a bucket of popcorn in her arms.

She watched the Sky Screen while munching on the popcorn.

She didn't care at all that her unseemly posture was being seen by the other two people in the reception room.

She was completely in a state of giving up on herself.

Xiao Che couldn't be bothered to care; it would return to normal in an hour anyway.

It was just that the corresponding memories would be retained.

Just then, the Sky Screen finally began to change.

The next chapter began.

[Ultraman Saga: Miracle Born from Despair]

[The Ultra Warriors of the Land of Light discovered a strange reaction within the core of a Darklops.]

[They dispatched Ultraman Zero to the universe indicated by the signal to investigate the situation.]

[Before his departure, his father, Ultraman Seven, spoke to Ultraman Zero with deep earnestness.]

["We have stored the energy of the Plasma Spark in this bracelet; the energy within will grant you three opportunities to transform..."]

[Subsequently, under the gaze of all the Ultra Warriors in the Land of Light, Ultraman Zero transformed into a ball of light and flew away.]

The people of the Douluo Continent understood this segment.

It meant that Ultraman Zero was being dispatched to a distant place.

But just how far away could this place be, if the Land of Light could only manage to send a single Ultra Warrior?

Logically speaking, couldn't an Ultra Warrior reach anywhere within a universe at will?

Bibi Dong had the same question.

"My Lord, I am curious. The speed of the Ultra Warriors from the Land of Light is already extraordinary, yet how far away must a place be if it exhausts their full power just to send one Ultra Warrior there?"

Qian Renxue also glanced over from the corner of her eye.

But noticing that Xiao Che was about to look her way, she shifted her gaze back to the Sky Screen and continued eating her popcorn.

Xiao Che then provided the answer:

"The universe we reside in is not the entire world; beyond this universe, there are countless other universes. This is the multiverse."

As soon as he finished speaking, the scene on the Sky Screen changed abruptly.

[The ball of light traversed the entire universe, crossing the vast Ginga in an instant, until it reached the edge of the cosmos.]

[The ball of light pierced through the ocean-like boundary wall, and Ultraman Zero paused in place to observe this spectacle.]

At the same time, images of the multiverse were presented on the Sky Screen.

Bibi Dong was somewhat stunned as she looked at the appearance of the multiverse, and Qian Renxue stopped the popcorn she was stuffing into her mouth.

Everyone on the Douluo Continent watching the Sky Screen fell silent.

Because the imagery was simply too shocking.

The universe was already exaggeratedly large, and yet outside of it, there were countless such universes.

Its vastness was almost endless.

At least, that was how the people of the Douluo Continent understood it.

At this moment, no words could express the shock within everyone's hearts.

[Following the guidance of the Darklops core, Ultraman Zero entered a universe and arrived on the Earth of that entire cosmos.]

[However, Ultraman Zero crouched on top of a building, confused as to why there wasn't a single human on this Earth, or even a single living thing.]

Xiao Che watched the Sky Screen and stretched his back.

The look in his eyes as he watched the screen seemed as if he were revisiting fond memories.

He then said to Bibi Dong and Qian Renxue, who were on his left and right:

"You have seen the content of this Sky Screen before, but I won't tell you when, unless you beg me."

Xiao Che made a joke.

Here we go again?! Bibi Dong thought to herself.

Qian Renxue also looked distressed, but having undergone a drastic change in temperament, she no longer cared about her status.

She put down the popcorn, stood up, and leaned her face right in front of Xiao Che.

"I beg you, just tell me~"

Qian Renxue! You're out of character! Xiao Che thought to himself.

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