Douluo Duel: Dou Emperor Crushes God King Tang San
Chapter 26

Tang San Joins Shrek, Ye Tianyun Joins Canghui

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Douluo Continent, Main Timeline.

A brand new day, and the tournament began once more, though this time, Shrek Academy was merely a spectator.

As Tang San and his group arrived at the arena, preparing to watch the Heaven Dou Team's match, the Live Broadcast Room lit up once again.

A massive screen of light enveloped the entire sky.

Countless people looked up in succession.

As soon as the Soul Saint Brothers sat down, they said with slight surprise:

"Xiaogang, we really are fated; I didn't expect to see you again."

"Sigh, congratulations on your victory yesterday."

Although his words offered congratulations, Yu Xiaogang's expression was incredibly unsightly.

He had been mocked by these three brothers repeatedly yesterday.

[The broadcast has resumed. This time, the protagonists remain the leads of the two universes: Tang San and Ye Tianyun.]

[Picking up from last time, after Tang San was injured, he rested briefly for two days. During this phase, Ye Tianyun headed to the Balak Kingdom, preparing to study at an intermediate Soul Master Academy.]

[Tang San, under the recommendation of his teacher, also prepared to head to the Rogue... pfft, Shrek Academy to study upon graduation.]

???

At the former Blue Lightning Academy, now Shrek Academy, all the students were stunned.

What had they just heard? Rogue... Shrek Academy was a Rogue Academy? Was this for real?

The Soul Saint Brothers were the first to blank out, followed immediately by bursts of laughter.

"A Rogue Academy?"

"Could it be that they like to act like rogues?"

Flender's face flushed red with anger. He pointed a finger at the sky, fuming:

"Slander! This is naked slander! How could the Shrek Academy I lead possibly be a Rogue Academy?"

Liu Erlong, however, looked thoughtful. She stared at the Shrek Seven Devils, her gaze finally landing on Ma Hongjun.

Could it be this kid?

Ma Hongjun grew anxious and defended himself:

"Dean, I'm just an ordinary person; how could I possibly represent the academy?"

Liu Erlong felt that made sense, so she began scanning Flender and Yu Xiaogang instead, wondering who had corrupted Shrek Academy.

In any case, it certainly wasn't the Live Broadcast Room talking nonsense.

[Finally, Tang San reached his graduation year. His Soul Power Level successfully reached rank twenty-nine, just one step away from becoming a Soul Elder.]

[In this final half-year, Tang San had only improved by two levels, while Ye Tianyun had improved by three and a half levels, successfully reaching rank twenty-five.]

[Relying on the 2.0 version of the Guidance Method, Ye Tianyun had already surpassed Tang San in terms of cultivation speed, and his talent was the same.]

Tang San's expression turned ugly. This Live Broadcast Room was definitely targeting him on purpose.

What did it mean by saying his talent and cultivation speed had been surpassed?

Could they stop using him as a stepping stone?

Seeing Tang San's poor complexion, Liu Erlong took the initiative to comfort him:

"Little San, that is another you. There is absolutely no need to worry. The you in our world is very outstanding; you are definitely a heaven-sent prodigy."

Tang San nodded, comforting himself inwardly that he was indeed a heaven-sent prodigy.

But clearly, the Live Broadcast Room would not let Tang San off the hook.

[Ye Tianyun's cultivation talent has already surpassed the Tang San of both space-times. This is the advantage of the 2.0 version of the Guidance Method.]

"..."

This time, he had been completely belittled.

The images in the Live Broadcast Room continued.

[Tang San arrived in Suotuo City. Along the way, he encountered Dai Mubai, one of the future Shrek Seven Devils, and a conflict ensued, leading to a battle between the two sides.]

The Live Broadcast Room even thoughtfully displayed the battle.

Beside them, Zhu Zhuqing's expression was unsightly, as Dai Mubai was currently embracing two twins, one in each arm.

Dai Mubai's own face changed, and he hurriedly stood up to explain:

"They were the ones who seduced me first! I struggled to break free, but..."

He couldn't continue his explanation. How could he explain it?

He had struggled to break free, but in the end, he hadn't been able to resist the temptation and had been quite wild with the two twins.

The scene in the Live Broadcast Room shifted.

Tang San and Xiao Wu were resting, while Dai Mubai and the two twins were... doing something indescribable.

Parallel Timeline.

Ye Tianyun covered his eyes. With scenes like this, a novel would surely never pass censorship, right? It was too much of an eyesore.

Zhu Zhuqing remained expressionless. Many years ago, she had already abandoned Dai Mubai to join Ye Tianyun, becoming a loyal officer to the Heavenly Emperor.

Main Timeline.

Countless people saw this scene, and everyone became intrigued, watching with great interest.

Even though it was censored, it was still quite spectacular.

"I, Dai Mubai, am actually very impressive."

Dai Mubai's voice even emanated from the Live Broadcast Room.

Countless people turned their gazes toward Dai Mubai in unison.

They truly hadn't expected Dai Mubai to be so promiscuous, and he even had the nerve to call himself very...

Dai Mubai himself flushed bright red with shame; it was so embarrassing.

The Soul Saint Brothers chimed in with mockery:

"Shameless, actually praising himself. He reminds me of the toothpick I use to pick my teeth."

"Heh, a toothpick."

Zhu Zhuqing finally couldn't take it anymore and turned to leave in a fit of rage. She had only heard rumors of Dai Mubai seeing other women, but seeing it for real now, she was furious.

"Scum."

Ning Rongrong and Xiao Wu collectively cursed Dai Mubai, calling him nothing but a scumbag.

Dai Mubai was angry but dared not retaliate. Ning Rongrong was the eldest princess of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Sect, and Xiao Wu's boyfriend, Tang San, was the protagonist; he couldn't afford to offend them.

If he offended them, how could he ever inherit the throne?

How could Liu Erlong tolerate such a scumbag? She pointed her finger at Dai Mubai and scolded him:

"You must be the one who corrupted Shrek Academy. No wonder it's called a Rogue Academy. Twins? You really know how to play."

Flender felt very awkward. He had indulged Dai Mubai, but who could blame him when Dai Mubai invested in the school?

Yet, he also felt a sense of relief; Shrek being called a Rogue Academy wasn't because of him.

Star Luo Empire.

The Emperor saw this scene, his old face turning red, for this was his son, and he was surrounded by civil and military officials.

"Dammit, this brat doesn't focus on cultivation and only knows how to indulge in wine and women."

The surrounding officials grumbled inwardly. With this perverted system of imperial succession, even the Xuanwu Gate incident paled in comparison; what was wrong with him indulging in some pleasure?

He cultivated so hard usually, couldn't he enjoy himself a little?

Dai Mubai was also furious, pointing at the Live Broadcast Room and cursing:

"You idiot, what right do you have to broadcast me? Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

Dai Mubai was the first person to ever roar at the Live Broadcast Room like that and threaten to kill it.

How could the Live Broadcast Room possibly let him off?

Rumble...

A bolt of lightning from a clear sky suddenly struck, and endless electricity enveloped the entire competition venue, affecting everyone present.

[This is a warning. You completed a Hundred-Person Slayer and hooked up with hundreds of women in three years. You are a piece of trash, yet you have the nerve to insult the Live Broadcast Room. If there is a next time, your Martial Soul will be abolished.]

Dai Mubai twitched on the ground, instantly becoming docile.

The people around him were on the verge of tears.

Tang San: "..."

No, Dai Mubai was the one who cursed you, why punish all of us? This lightning strike was truly agonizing.

Yu Xiaogang took a deep breath. He was glad he hadn't cursed the Live Broadcast Room, as he had almost lost his temper earlier.

He looked at the nearby Soul Saints, who had all been struck and were still trembling from the agony.

[Let us continue the broadcast of Ye Tianyun and Tang San's campus life.]

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