Douluo Duel: Dou Emperor Crushes God King Tang San
Chapter 50

The Tipping Function? Dou Di Tips Qian Renxue a Super Divine Artifact

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Perhaps sensing Tang San's thoughts, the Live Broadcast Room took the initiative to reveal what he was thinking.

[Tang San of the Main Timeline felt a pang of regret. That was the Sect Heritage Spirit Bone. How could it have fallen into the enemy's hands? He would have been better off giving it to him.]

Tang Hao's face darkened at those words.

What was that supposed to mean?

Did he want to chop off his left leg and steal his sect's Spirit Bone?

Tang San's face turned bright red.

"Lies! Those are blatant lies. I love my father. How could I possibly covet his Spirit Bone?"

That was what he said, but inside, he was shocked. He hadn't expected the Live Broadcast Room to know what he was thinking, too.

And fine, it knew. But it had to say it out loud for everyone to hear. Did it really think he had no shame?

Damn it. Absolutely unforgivable.

"What an unfilial descendant."

"He even covets his own father's Spirit Bone. Shameless!"

People cursed and grumbled all around them.

They had never seen anyone as brazen as Tang San, coveting his father's Spirit Bone.

Of course, some people couldn't help having their own ideas. If they could get their father's Spirit Bone...

It was a shame their fathers didn't have Spirit Bones. They could forget about getting one.

"Xiao San, I believe you. You've always been a dutiful son."

Yu Xiaogang stepped forward to defend Tang San.

In truth, he had his own agenda. Whether Tang San genuinely accepted him or only pretended to, it was enough either way.

After all, Tang San was the protagonist of Douluo Continent, the future God King. He needed a good disciple like that.

Tang San's eyes brimmed with tears of gratitude.

"Teacher, I knew you'd believe me. I'm not only a dutiful son, but I also respect my teachers and honor the Dao."

Even Tang San himself didn't believe that last part. What a load of nonsense.

[As the Live Broadcast Room has been open for a long time, a tipping function is now available. Everyone gets one chance to tip each month, and may tip someone in another world.]

The Live Broadcast Room's voice rang out without warning.

Tang San froze when he heard it. A tipping function?

What was the point of that? There was no way he'd tip anyone else. He didn't even have enough good stuff for himself. Only an idiot would give it away.

Tang San wasn't the only one who thought so. The vast majority of people wouldn't tip anyone else.

Dai Mubai shook his head again and again.

"I've got my own use for my money. How could I possibly tip someone else?"

Oscar and Ma Hongjun nodded. They were both broke. They couldn't afford to tip anyone.

Tang San wholeheartedly agreed with them.

"Exactly. Money should go toward your own cultivation or researching Battle Armor. Tipping someone else would be brainless."

They were all self-serving to the core, so of course they wouldn't tip anyone.

But not everyone was unwilling.

Ye Tianyun, in the neighboring world, was immediately intrigued.

"I didn't expect there really to be a tipping function."

That meant a rich man like him could put it to use.

When it came to wealth, the Heavenly Emperor who ruled an entire universe had money to spare.

He was nothing like that little scumbag Tang San.

Ye Tianyun thought for a moment, then turned to Qian Renxue beside him.

"Qian Renxue, give me the Angel God Sword you retired earlier. That's a Super Divine Artifact, right? I'm going to tip it to the other Qian Renxue."

Don't ask. He just couldn't stand Tang San.

What kind of status did he have, thinking he deserved to be a protagonist just like Ye Tianyun? Someone needed to teach him a proper lesson.

Qian Renxue understood what Ye Tianyun meant and took out the retired Angel God Sword.

"Your Majesty, the Heavenly Emperor, this is the Angel God Sword."

Ye Tianyun took the Angel God Sword and clicked the tip button.

The next moment, just as the Shrek Seven Devils were declaring that they wouldn't tip anyone, the Live Broadcast Room's voice rang out.

[Congratulations! Qian Renxue, Young Master of Spirit Hall, has received a tip from the Heavenly Emperor next door: the Super Divine Artifact, Angel Holy Sword. May Qian Renxue continue striving, turn defeat into victory, and resist the evil rule of Tang San.]

Tang San's face darkened by the second.

He'd just been saying that nobody would tip anyone, and Ye Tianyun had immediately slapped him in the face. Only now did he realize that rich people really did think differently.

"Whoa, no wonder he's the Heavenly Emperor next door. He just tips a divine sword like it's nothing."

"That's what a true Heavenly Emperor is like. That's the kind of treatment a protagonist deserves. Who else could compare?"

Hearing everyone's envious remarks made Tang San even more jealous.

He wished he had enough to tip someone, too. But aside from the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record, he had nothing of value.

And now even the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record wasn't worth anything.

What annoyed Tang San most was that Ye Tianyun could tip whatever he wanted, but what kind of thing was he saying?

What did he mean, "resist the evil rule of Tang San"? He wasn't evil at all. He was a good person, the protagonist, a righteous hero.

What did the evil Tang San have to do with him?

"He's trying to pin a label on me. Ye Tianyun must be using his wealth to manipulate things and make me out to be the evil Tang San. I'm supposed to have a glorious image!"

Tang San hurriedly tried to explain himself.

He felt awful. One after another, they were slandering him, even though he was a good person.

Everyone just stared at Tang San. He could talk until he was blue in the face, but he was still a cheapskate who wouldn't even tip anyone.

Meanwhile, in the Divine Realm.

Asura God and the other gods all stared at the Live Broadcast Room in surprise.

"No wonder he's the Heavenly Emperor next door. He's loaded. He just tips a Super Divine Artifact like it's nothing."

"Exactly. I just wonder how strong the Heavenly Emperor really is, and how he compares to us God Kings."

They were all incredibly curious.

In the Parallel Universe, Dou Di had surpassed God King Tang San. Perhaps he would surpass them, too.

Over at Spirit Hall, everyone was ecstatic.

"Wonderful! The Young Master has the Angel God Sword now. It's a Super Divine Artifact! Just hearing the name makes it sound incredible."

"The Young Master will surely lead Spirit Hall to the summit and make us the strongest force in the world."

"Long live the Young Master!"

No one was more excited than Qian Daoliu. He couldn't help shouting, "Long live!"

"My granddaughter has the Angel God Sword. This is fantastic!"

He could almost picture it already: with the Angel God Sword, a Super Divine Artifact, Qian Renxue could surely change Spirit Hall's fate.

As for what that fate was, many people from Spirit Hall had more or less guessed. Spirit Hall had probably lost to Tang San.

After all, Tang San had a grudge against them, and he was the future God King. There was no reason he would spare them.

Meanwhile, Qian Renxue held the Angel God Sword and stood there in a daze.

Perhaps because it had originally been the other Qian Renxue's sword, this Qian Renxue could wield it with ease, too.

Qian Renxue quickly came to her senses and immediately pledged her loyalty to Ye Tianyun.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, the Heavenly Emperor. I'm grateful for the Angel God Sword you tipped me. I'll never forget your kindness."

If Ye Tianyun had been there, Qian Renxue would definitely have called him Dad and thrown herself into his arms.

A man like him had too much charm.

It was a shame she couldn't see Ye Tianyun's true face.

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