Lin Feng feels like his CPU is about to burn out.
Sister, what's wrong with you?
It doesn't look like it's about to die, does it?
But his face still had that calm look.
"What's the matter?"
Two words, showing the noble demeanor.
Bibi Dong cried even harder. She raised her pretty face with pear blossoms and rain, and her voice was filled with tears and endless regret.
"Senior, I was wrong!"
"I shouldn't do it on my own, I won't do it again!"
"Please, help me change Martial Soul back to its original appearance! Please!"
Lin Feng frowned slightly.
Broken?
Good guy, can you still play with the system rewards to produce a defective product?
He complained in his heart, but remained calm on the surface. He just stretched out a finger and lightly touched Bibi Dong's smooth forehead.
"Don't panic."
"Let me take a look."
The next second, his consciousness followed his fingertips and entered Bibi Dong's Sea of Consciousness.
Lin Feng is mentally prepared.
Doesn't it just make the spider look a little ugly?
How big of a deal can it be?
At most, the domineering Spider Emperor has turned into a cute version of the spider baby. What a big deal...
Then.
When he saw clearly the two "Martial Soul" entrenched in the center of Sea of Consciousness.
Lin Feng's consciousness fell into a downtime for three seconds.
He swore that even if he was prepared to face two spiders shaped into pink Peppa Pigs, he would never have imagined what he saw in front of him.
In the middle of Sea of Consciousness, there is no so-called Death Spider Emperor and Soul-Eater Spider Emperor.
Instead, there were two lumps... no, two statues!
The two statues are as tall as one person, their bodies are shiny with oil, and they are still squirming slightly in a rhythm... purple-black and dark green prehistoric giant fat maggots!
What's even worse is that they seemed to sense Lin Feng's prying eyes, and in an extremely humane manner... they twisted their plump buttocks in his direction.
That moment of amorous feelings directly made Lin Feng feel that his SAN value bar was cleared with a "biu" sound.
I blanch!
What new breed of Cthulhu is this?!
If R'lyeh and Cthulhu saw this thing, they would have to move overnight!
Even the stupid system in Lin Feng's brain couldn't suppress it and let out a sharp explosion that cut through the sky.
[Holy shit!!!]
[What the hell are these things?! Has the species diversity of the Douluo Continent become so outrageous?!]
[Warning! An unknown source of mental pollution has been detected! The CPU of this system has been overloaded by 99%! Host, hold on, I will withdraw first!]
Hearing that even the system was broken and the words were incoherent, the corners of Lin Feng's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
He slowly turned his head and looked at the spiritual body of Bibi Dong that had appeared beside him at some point. He was silent for a full half minute before squeezing out a sentence through his teeth.
"Your aesthetic... is quite unique."
After hearing this comment, Bibi Dong's last psychological defense collapsed.
Isn't this just a roundabout way of scolding her for being earth-shatteringly ugly!
"Wow--!"
Bibi Dong, who was still nervously twirling his fingers, burst into tears again on the spot after hearing this comment.
"I don't want to either! Wuwuwu..."
"At first I made it in my own image, but halfway through I felt that it would be too troublesome to change it from a spider to a human shape!"
"Just roll them into balls and start again, but... but then..."
Lin Feng covered his face. He felt that if he looked at those two squirming things one more time, he would not be able to eat tonight.
In his mind, he directly uses the Roaring Body@ system.
"System! Get out! It's a downtime, right?!"
"She is the only supreme VIP Monthly Subscription customer in this hotel! You gave her the 'Martial Soul DIY figure-level remodeling license' to create such a thing for her?!"
"What about the after-sales service?! Bad review! I must give you a refund for the bad review!"
System: "..."
After a few seconds, the system's voice sounded Youyou, full of guilt for the rest of the life.
[Who knows, this bitch is the ultimate crook!]
[This system provides top-notch engines and materials. She made the shit herself, can she still blame the device?]
[If I had known her craftsmanship was so abstract, I might as well have rewarded her with "Fairy Queen Transformation Device" as Martial Soul!]
Lin Feng was too lazy to talk nonsense to it. "Stop beeping and find a solution quickly! Otherwise, you will lose your VIP customers!"
[Easy to say!]
The sound of the system instantly restored the spirit.
[Ding! It has been detected that customer "Bibi Dong" has a strong demand for "top modeling OEM"!]
[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully unlocked the hidden talent-"God-level Modeler·Holy Hand Benevolent Version"!]
[Please host personally reshape the image of these two poor Martial Soul!]
Lin Feng looked at the two things that were still mentally polluting him, and felt his temples twitching.
After working on it for a long time, I still have to do it myself?
I'm a cook! Not the figure Grandmaster!
Forget it, after-sales service for VIP customers is also part of the business.
Just think of it as... a way to have fun after dinner and stretch your fingers.
Taking a deep breath, I suppressed the racing thoughts in my heart, and returned to the indifferent expression of "everything is under control" on my face.
"You said before that you wanted to reshape Martial Soul based on your own image?"
Lin Feng's voice is dull, with no hint of emotion or anger.
Hearing this, Bibi Dong was like a drowning man grabbing the last straw, nodding wildly, sniffing, and his voice was crying.
"Yeah!"
"Okay."
Lin Feng nodded slightly and gave the order in an unquestionable tone.
"Get up."
"Stand in that clearing."
Bibi Dong was stunned for a moment, but immediately followed the instructions and stood up straight like a little daughter-in-law.
"Turn left."
"Turn right."
"Raise your arms flat."
"..."
Lin Feng crossed his arms, like the most picky art director, directing Spirit Hall Pope to spin around like a top.
His gaze was like the highest-precision 3D scanner, going up and down, front and back, accurately recording every inch of Bibi Dong's curves and every body data into his mind.
Tsk.
This figure... this information...
Let go of the past life, this is the top paid MOD!
Lin Feng The idea of lsp just popped up in his mind, and the next second he suppressed it with professionalism.
"Ahem."
Lin Feng felt that his train of thought was a little off track, so he quickly took it back.
During the whole process, Lin Feng's expression was as serious as if he was undergoing a sacred ceremony.
But when he saw him like this, Bibi Dong couldn't bear it.
She felt as if she had no clothes on, being seen from the inside out by that gaze.
There was no lust in that look, but it made her feel more ashamed than any aggressive look.
A stream of hot air shot up from the base of her neck to the sky, and her pretty fair face was quickly dyed with an alluring pink glow from the roots of her ears at a speed visible to the naked eye.
He was so nervous that his body began to tremble slightly.
Lin Feng naturally noticed her rosy complexion.
In his heart, he has the expression of a subway grandpa looking at his mobile phone.
I'm just collecting data, not doing any paid project. Are you blushing like a bubble teapot!?