A Cure for Men's Health Problems

After throwing the two Uchiha Clan miscreants out of the village, Lu Yu's expression shifted as he considered things. In the end, he turned and headed back into the village.

At Root, Danzo felt the terrifying presence disappear. In high spirits, he couldn't help opening a bottle of wine and pouring himself a small drink.

Danzo was usually a gloomy man, but even his dark, troubled face now wore a rare smile of relief.

At last, that terrifying Uchiha Clan had been wiped out.

In recent years, the Uchiha Clan's strength had grown ever greater, especially with Uchiha Shisui, wielder of the strongest genjutsu, Kotoamatsukami; Uchiha Itachi, with his limitless potential; and Uchiha Fugaku, who possessed the Mangekyō Sharingan.

The presence of those three had raised the Uchiha Clan's power by more than just one level.

If those three had joined forces to rebel, even with the entire village united against them, the odds would have been no better than even.

Under such difficult circumstances, Danzo had managed, through one scheme after another, to deal with all three without spilling a drop of blood.

At that moment, Danzo was immensely pleased with himself.

So what if they had the Mangekyō? So what if they had Kotoamatsukami? In the end, it had all fallen into his hands.

Danzo thought smugly, Even the First Hokage and the Second couldn't have handled this situation better than I did.

After all, he had dealt with three top-tier combatants and eliminated Konoha's greatest source of instability without losing a single soldier.

From now on, Konoha would have no more worries. And next, Danzo was ninety percent sure he could claim the Hokage Position. Thinking of that, he couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, Hiruzen! The Hokage Position will be mine sooner or later. Your inaction and foolish kindness will be your greatest weaknesses."

Just then, a cold voice came from the darkness.

"Still a thousand times better than your heartlessness and constant scheming!"

Danzo's expression changed instantly. He stared at the figure in the darkness, on his guard.

Who was this person? This was his own stronghold, yet the other party had appeared right in front of him without making a sound. What about his men?

"Someone, kill this bastard! Someone! Anyone?"

Danzo shouted several times, but not a single person answered.

The next moment, a spherical object suddenly appeared in front of him.

Danzo instinctively looked over. A blinding light suddenly burst forth, so dazzling that he was completely blinded for a short time.

In an instant, Danzo realized he was in trouble!

But it was already too late!

In the next moment, Lu Yu appeared in front of Danzo and swept his right fist across, striking him squarely in the temple.

The punch sent Danzo flying backward. He slammed into the wall some distance away, embedding himself in it.

Danzo's head rang as if someone were beating gongs and drums inside it. His eyes rolled back, and he fainted without saying a word.

Lu Yu pulled Danzo out of the wall with one hand, then took off Danzo's clothes and draped them over his head.

After that, Lu Yu grabbed Danzo by the ankle and dragged him away like a dead dog.

Half an hour later, Lu Yu stripped Danzo completely and kicked him into the women's restroom...

Only after all that was done did Lu Yu let out a long breath. Beating up the few culprits had certainly improved his mood.

If he hadn't wanted to leave them around for Naruto and Sasuke to practice on later, those three would have been dead dozens of times over by now.

As a seasoned slacker, he either didn't act at all, or he made sure to wipe out every last trace.

Still, for his little brother, Lu Yu felt it was fine to make an occasional exception.

Besides, even if those people really became unbearable someday, he could always deal with them then.

Lu Yu glanced worriedly in Sasuke's direction and sighed helplessly before heading home...

When he got home, Lu Yu saw his parents and Shikamaru, whom he had knocked unconscious. He tiptoed over, gently laid them on the bed, and tucked them in.

After finishing, Lu Yu stretched and drifted off to sleep...

The long night passed. The next morning, when Danzo woke to find himself naked and lying in the women's restroom, he was so furious he nearly ground his teeth to dust.

He glanced at the slowly rising sun and scratched his head in frustration.

If he'd woken up an hour earlier, everyone would still have been asleep, and he could've just run straight back. At this hour, though, things were more troublesome.

Just as Danzo was debating what to do, the sweet, delicate voice of a woman came from outside.

Danzo's expression changed at once. A dozen plans flashed through his mind, but in the end he clenched his teeth and dashed out of the women's restroom. Amid several women's shocked cries, he leaped onto the rooftops.

The villagers watched Danzo darting naked across the rooftops and couldn't help shaking their heads.

"That thing's so small, and he still likes peeping. He's probably got some kind of problem down there. What a poor guy..."

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"Tsk, he sure runs fast. What kind of ninja sneaks into the women's restroom in the middle of the night? You really do see all kinds of people these days."

Half an hour later, news of a middle-aged perverted ninja sneaking into the women's restroom spread rapidly throughout Konoha.

As people lamented the decline of public morals and the corruption of human nature, they soon received another piece of news that sent chills down their spines.

The Uchiha Clan, as renowned as the Senju Clan and hailed as a clan of countless geniuses, had been wiped out overnight.

And the one responsible for it all was none other than Uchiha Itachi!

Konoha's High Command immediately classified Uchiha Itachi as an S-rank rogue ninja and rated him as the highest level of threat.

Word that Uchiha Itachi had destroyed the Uchiha Clan single-handedly spread like wildfire, reaching the entire Shinobi World in a very short time.

Countless shinobi from the Uchiha Clan were cleaning up the scene. When the Third Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi arrived, he looked at the horrifying sight before him and couldn't help drawing in a sharp breath...