Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a black expression on his face and muttered to the camera, feeling like his whole body was going to explode.
"Little? What little? You little brat know nothing?!"
Naruto looked at Jiraiya with a pure expression:
"But, you are really not older than me. How about we compare?"
"Oh, damn it, damn it, damn it!"
Jiraiya was so angry that he reincarnated and wanted to run away, but found that he couldn't move again.
Lu Yu stretched out comfortably, drank the last sip of soda, looked at Jiraiya and said:
"Didn't you agree just now? Why, are you going to go back on your word?"
Jiraiya looked at Lu Yu, with deep fear flashing in his eyes.
If the first time I won Shadow Possession Jutsu due to carelessness, then this time it was entirely due to the opponent's strength.
In just a moment, before Jiraiya could react at all, he had already lost control of his body.
Jiraiya heard this and said harshly:
"Is there anyone like you who asks others to teach you? At least you are somewhat sincere..."
Lu Yu nodded, waved to Naruto, and then whispered something in Naruto's ear.
Naruto looked at Lu Yu in surprise, and said with some embarrassment:
"Boss, isn't this not good?"
"If you don't do this, there's nothing I can do about it. This guy is just going to do this. If it doesn't work, you go and try. By the way, I still have a lot of money. You can use it to treat him to a good meal and let this be a matter of the afternoon."
Naruto took the money handed over by Lu Yu and said with a smile:
"Thank you, boss!"
Lu Yu waved his hand and didn't take it seriously. After all, he had so much money that he didn't know how to spend it.
I dismissed Shadow Possession Jutsu and Lu Yu slowly went home.
Watching Lu Yu gradually walk away, Jiraiya breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at Naruto, and said with a smile:
"Haha, your boss is gone, now you can't do anything to me, yellow-haired brat, I won't teach you!"
Naruto carefully stuffed the money into his arms, then looked at Jiraiya, with both hands Hand Seals--
"Humph, kid, it's still too early for you to defeat me with your strength!"
"Sexy Jutsu!"
Bang!
After a burst of white smoke, the sexy double ponytail Naruko came online.
I have to say that Naruto and Sexy Jutsu are quite good at it. This guy is definitely a master in developing this technique.
Where it should be big, where it should be concave, every detail of expression, eyes, voice, etc. makes Jiraiya nosebleed.
Naruko looked at Jiraiya tenderly, and his beautiful blue eyes blinked at Jiraiya:
"Pervy Sage~ Just agree to my request..."
"Pfft... pfft..."
Jiraiya looked at the scene in front of him with gleaming eyes. He covered his nosebleed with one hand and couldn't help but touch Naruko with the other...
Bang!
Naruto was immediately angry when he saw Jiraiya's actions:
"Asshole, what do you think you are Toad Sage? You are just a pervert!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Jiraiya looked at the transformed Naruto with a disappointed look on his face, and said speechlessly:
"You look like this, and I have no interest in talking to you. You can figure it out on your own."
Saying that, Jiraiya turned around and left...
Bang!
"Pervy Sage~ Why don't I treat you to Konoha and have a good meal."
"Hey hey hey..."
Jiraiya heard Naruko's charming voice, and his body softened, and he said with a lewd smile:
"Okay, as long as you stay like this and eat with me, I will teach you how to practice."
Half an hour later, in a seafood restaurant, Jiraiya and Naruko started ordering with a satisfied look on their faces.
Naruko was dressed very sexy at this time, and the clothes on her body were just enough to cover her shame.
In fact, Naruto's mentality was about to explode at this moment. If it weren't for cultivation, how could he have done such a thing.
Naruto and Jiraiya, who were in a bad mood, soon started arguing over ordering food.
Jiraiya frowned and looked at Naruko:
"Listen to me, just eat crayfish. Although crayfish is a little troublesome to peel, it tastes very good."
Naruko curled his lips and said angrily:
"I don't care, I just want the big lobster. The big lobster is delicious! Anyway, it's my treat!"
"No, I have to order crayfish."
"I don't care, I'm going to eat big lobster today! The small ones are not satisfying at all!"
Jiraiya became angry, slapped the table and looked at Naruko fiercely:
"What's wrong with Xiao? What's wrong with Xiao? Ha? Xiao, can't I satisfy you? The left sentence wants the bigger one, the right sentence wants the bigger one. Is your desire for the big one so strong?"
The melon-eaters were stunned for a moment and looked at Jiraiya with awe-inspiring eyes.
What a man! He is so confident and confident! He is a role model for us!
Naruko was also angry, slapped the table and said angrily:
"Yes, I just like big ones. What's wrong? Big ones taste great. Am I wrong?"
Eat?!
Hiss...
When everyone heard Naruko's powerful words, they couldn't help but take a deep breath and secretly said:
You are right, you are right, all the mistakes are made by that person who is too young!
The two people who were so angry didn't care about other people's opinions. Jiraiya snorted coldly:
"Huh, I don't care, you have to eat small tonight!"
Naruko also got upset, crossed his arms and said angrily:
"If you don't let me eat big food, I will find someone else to eat big food!"
Snap!
Naruto As soon as these words came out, all the melon-eaters were stunned, and everyone dropped their chopsticks in fright...
It wasn't until this moment that the two of them realized something was wrong around them. Jiraiya already understood what happened after thinking about it for a moment.
At this moment, even a man like him, who was as shameless as a city wall, was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
It's great now. The whole world knows that he is young and he can't live this life...
Three days later, when Lu Yu was walking around in the forest after eating, he was surprised to see that such a pair of living treasures had actually reached an agreement and started practicing.
However, it seemed that the effect of the practice was not particularly good. Lu Yu I heard two people, an old man and a young man, shouting from a distance.
Jiraiya roared hysterically:
"Asshole! You idiot, it's been three days, it's been three days! What are these things you summoned?! Can this be called Toad?"
Naruto felt aggrieved and muttered:
"I don't want to either! Besides, you see I have made great progress!"
Jiraiya The corners of his mouth twitched:
"Progress? What progress?"
Naruto pointed at the summoned tadpole and said with a proud face:
"Look carefully, Pervy Sage, now I can summon Toad with hind legs!"
"Asshole! How dare you quibble?! Can this be called Toad? This is clearly a tadpole! A tadpole!"
"Damn it, Pervy Sage! You must have failed to teach me well!"
"Asshole! I've said everything I need to say. It's obvious that you have no talent! I've never seen a guy as stupid as you!"
Lu Yu almost burst out laughing when he heard these two live treasures arguing.
After finally stopping his smile, Lu Yu walked out of the woods and looked at Jiraiya with a sullen face:
"What's wrong, Naruto, is this guy not teaching you well? Do you want to fix him..."
When Jiraiya saw Lu Yu, his body couldn't help but tremble, and then he was horrified to find that he had been hit by Shadow Possession Jutsu again without knowing it.
Jiraiya looked at Lu Yu with tears in his eyes, and said with aggrieved face:
"..."