Battle Through the Heavens: My Daughter Descends the Mountain and Claims I'm a Peerless Dou Di
Chapter 23

Daddy's Products Are Always the Finest! Wasn't She Supposed to Spray Salt Soda? Why Did She Spray Fire Instead?

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Salt soda was a drink Qi Fan had mixed with water, salt, and other ingredients for his precious daughter!

The taste was plain and unremarkable, but...

Qi Yan'er:

"Daddy's products are always the finest!"

With practiced ease, Qi Yan'er pulled a "bottle" from her Treasure Box.

This bottle was no longer a Small Porcelain Bottle, but a small iron kettle!

Three large words were engraved on it: "Salt Soda"!

"Uh..."

Seeing this, He Meng's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"It really is salt soda?"

"Little girl, are you playing a joke on your godfather?"

"Hmph~"

Qi Yan'er proudly raised her little chin...

At the Back Mountain of the Magical Beast Forest.

Qi Fan had completely run out of strength and lay sprawled on the ground.

It was not because he had been poisoned by the Branding Iron Poison Mark Python, but because he had collapsed from exhaustion!

Though the Branding Iron Poison Mark Python was powerful, Qi Fan was not as weak as he appeared.

Especially since his Dou Qi attribute was fire, which naturally restrained venomous snakes.

Then...

He set the forest on fire and ran away!

"Whew~"

Qi Fan exhaled heavily.

"My luck is seriously bad by a billion points!"

"No wonder there weren't any magical beasts around the edge of the forest. With a Branding Iron Poison Mark Python here, what magical beast would dare stay nearby?"

"Come to think of it, shouldn't a magical beast like the Branding Iron Poison Mark Python be deep within the Magical Beast Forest?"

Just as Qi Fan was analyzing the situation, the familiar notification sounded again.

Ding! Your daughter, Qi Yan'er, currently requires a bottle of salt soda capable of spraying an Eight Star Dou Zhe to death. A bottle of specially made Sea Heart Salt is now recommended. Exchange price: 5000 Points. Would you like to exchange?

"Exchange!"

Qi Fan waved his hand grandly.

It was only 5000 Points. Did he need to ask about something so trivial?

But...

His precious daughter was way too fierce!

She actually wanted to spray an Eight Star Dou Zhe to death with a mouthful of salt soda!

"System, do you have any salt soda that can spray a Second Order Magical Beast to death? Get me a bottle too!"

The system's silence remained as deafening as ever.

"Sigh~"

Qi Fan sighed helplessly. Sure enough, he was not the system's daddy!

"Roar!"

At that moment, a terrifying beast roar that made the ground tremble suddenly rang out.

Qi Fan's handsome face instantly changed!

"What's going on?"

Qi Fan jolted upright.

He hurriedly looked into the distance, but did not spot any magical beasts.

"That roar definitely wasn't something an ordinary magical beast could make. Could it be..."

The moment that thought crossed his mind, Qi Fan felt his head buzz.

"This is the depths of the Magical Beast Forest? I..."

"Ran the wrong way???"

"You really are unbearably adorable, little girl!"

He Meng's narrow eyes watched Qi Yan'er drink salt soda with her tender little mouth.

The fondness in his gaze could not have been more obvious.

"My good daughter, if you're thirsty, your godfather has water here. Who knows how many days that kettle of yours has been sitting around? Drinking it will upset your stomach, you know~"

"Hmph~"

Qi Yan'er gave a cold snort at this man who wanted to forcibly become her daddy and had even claimed her salt soda was expired.

At that moment.

Qi Yan'er controlled the Bamboo Dragonfly, and her tiny body shot forward with a whoosh.

"Damn!"

Seeing Qi Yan'er charge straight at him, He Meng wore an amused expression.

"No matter how fast you are, my good daughter, the gap in our strength still can't be made up—"

"Pfft~"

Before He Meng could finish speaking, Qi Yan'er had already arrived above his head.

Then, before He Meng's disbelieving eyes, Qi Yan'er's puffed-up little cheeks suddenly spewed out a ball of azure flames!

"What?"

He Meng's face turned pale in shock.

It was already far too late to dodge. His fat body was instantly engulfed by the azure flames!

"Ah~ Ah~"

Miserable screams rang from He Meng's mouth as his flesh was rapidly incinerated by the azure flames.

Even at death, He Meng could not rest in peace.

Why wasn't she following the script?

Wasn't she supposed to spray salt soda? Why was she spraying fire instead?!

"Uh..."

The bound Nalan Yanran was dumbfounded once again.

Even after all the shocking things she had experienced these past few days, seeing He Meng turn to ash still shocked her so badly that her parted lips could have fit a cucumber!

What terrifying kind of water had Yan'er been drinking?!

"Huh?"

Not only was Nalan Yanran curious, but Qi Yan'er herself also had a puzzled look on her little face.

"Why did this salt soda change?"

Qi Yan'er had drunk salt soda before.

It only tasted a little better than ordinary water.

The reason she had wanted to spray it was simply to injure He Meng's eyes with saltwater, giving her a chance to save Nalan Yanran.

But she had never expected...

That mouthful of salt soda had really sprayed Eight Star Dou Zhe He Meng to death!

"Bad Daddy! This salt soda had such a hidden ability, and you didn't even tell me. Hmph~"

Qi Yan'er's little cheeks puffed up as she gave an adorable huff.

"..."

Watching Qi Yan'er kill someone without the slightest emotional change, Nalan Yanran realized that compared to her, she really was fragile~

Just the strange scent of cooked meat lingering in the air made her feel a little sick!

"Big Sister Yanran, are you okay?"

After putting away the kettle, Qi Yan'er happily skipped over to Nalan Yanran.

"I'm fine."

Looking at Qi Yan'er as she untied her ropes, Nalan Yanran said gratefully,

"Yan'er, you saved me again. I really don't know how I could ever thank you."

"Thank me?"

Qi Yan'er giggled.

"Didn't I already say so? As long as Big Sister Yanran becomes my mommy, that'll be enough!"

"This..."

This time, Nalan Yanran did not refuse. Instead, she nodded seriously.

"I'll consider it."

"Yay~"

Hearing Nalan Yanran's answer made Qi Yan'er even happier.

As she secretly rejoiced, Qi Fan's figure appeared in her mind.

Daddy~ I've already helped you win over a girlfriend!

When the time is right, I'll have her go to the village and take care of you!

A blush rose on Nalan Yanran's pretty face.

She had never dreamed that a little girl would arrange her lifelong marriage for her!

Come to think of it...

I haven't even met her daddy yet!

Maybe I should meet him if I get the chance?

"Yanran! It's wonderful that you're all right!"

Just as Nalan Yanran's thoughts wandered, an aged and delighted voice suddenly came from the forest behind them.

Nalan Yanran turned around. Who else could it be but Ge Ye?

"Uncle Ge Ye~"

Nalan Yanran called out joyfully.

Ge Ye hurried over and looked around in surprise.

"Where's the mercenary who captured you?"

"I killed him~"

Qi Yan'er stepped forward, tilted her little head, and gave him a sweet smile.

"Uh... You killed him?"

Ge Ye's old face stiffened as he stared in astonishment at the sweet, harmless-looking little girl before him.

Wasn't she a little too bizarre by a billion points?

"Uncle Ge Ye, where's Mu She, the one you were chasing?"

Qi Yan'er asked curiously.

"This..."

At Qi Yan'er's question, Ge Ye's old face immediately flushed red.

"He got away!"

"He got away?"

Her large, watery eyes were filled with confusion.

"You're a Seven Star Great Dou Shi. How did you let him get away?"

Ge Ye: o(╥﹏╥)o

I've completely lost face...

"Little Sister Yan'er~"

At that moment, Xiao Xun'er, who had gone after Gan Mu, also arrived.

But before anyone could respond, her exquisite little face suddenly changed dramatically!

Xiao Xun'er sniffed the scorched smell lingering in the air, surprise filling her eyes.

"This aura is..."

"Heavenly Flames???"

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