Shoot Kushina!

"I learned it too. Watch closely!"

Kushina Uzumaki let out a long breath and calmed herself. She inhaled deeply, puffing out her freshly washed cheeks.

Then she rapidly formed hand seals.

"Water Release: Mini Water Gun!"

Kushina leaned forward and forcefully spat out the water she had created with chakra.

Despite giving it her all, she produced only a thin stream with barely any force.

It fell before traveling even ten centimeters. Its width and arc looked exactly like someone peeing.

She was worse than a squirting turtle!

Kushina did not seem to realize that. Instead, she was proud of how quickly she had learned Water Release.

She folded her arms across her flat chest and asked smugly,

"Well? I learned Water Release so quickly. Pretty impressive, right?"

Uchiha Kurohane could not help laughing.

"You call that Water Release? It looked like you were peeing, and you couldn't even reach very far. You should call it Pee Release."

Kushina's face instantly turned bright red, and she stamped her foot.

"Don't say such shameless things to a lady!"

Seeing her puff out her cheeks, Kurohane could not resist poking one with his finger.

"How is a Little Tomato like you a lady? Besides, even ladies pee."

"Why can't I say it? Don't you pee?"

Kushina pressed her cheek stubbornly against his finger.

"I am a lady!"

"I can make red bean cakes now, and I can cook meals too!"

Kushina had been learning to cook from Uzumaki Mito so she could make food for Kurohane.

She was quite proud of it.

Kurohane, however, thought girls cooking was as natural as peeing. It was nothing to brag about.

He switched to tugging her soft cheek.

"If you're a lady, pigs can climb trees."

"Ow! That hurts!"

Kushina covered her cheek and protested,