Extra 2: Grand Archer Meeting Chat Log
"Hokusai, are you crazy?!"
Then she cautiously looked around, and finding Bismarck wasn't there, she chuckled to herself, "You're something else, Hokusai! I like it!"
Chapter 462, Side Story 2: Grand Archer Meeting Chat Log
Yesterday, the forum was abuzz with discussion about the new Grand Archer in Chapter 2.5, which I found quite entertaining, so I thought I'd write this side story.
Those who don't want to watch this can skip it.
Saber Class, Lancer, and Archer Class have always been known as the "Upper Three Riders," holding a pivotal position among Servant.
The Archer Class is known for its numerous overpowered abilities.
So, who among the Archer Class is most qualified to become Grand is a question that deserves a lot of discussion.
So, Servant by the great hero Arash, all the Archer Class in Chaldea formed a chat group to discuss who was more qualified to become Grand Archer.
Golden Flash: You bastard! Is this kind of question even worth discussing so seriously? All the treasures in this world belong to me, Grand Archer naturally belongs to me too!
Emiya: King of Heroes, please note the purpose of this meeting. We are discussing Grand Archer, not Grand Rich Players.
Golden Flash: A mongrel is a mongrel. How could you mongrels possibly fathom the strength of this king?
Emiya: Has your severed arm been reattached?
Golden Flash:...
Arash: Hey everyone, don't be so stiff. We're only using a chat group to avoid fighting, right? Let's all calm down.
Emiya: Okay, I have no objection to what the great hero says. You guys go ahead and say it. It's inconvenient for me to chat while I'm cooking, so I'll go offline for now.
Paris: Speaking of arrows, I shot Achilles in the heel with one arrow, and I think I deserve that title.
Paris: Besides, I now have the protection of Apollo, the sun god, who is the chief god.
Artemis: Then let Apollo speak.
Paris: Although you are indeed the Moon Goddess, you no longer possess divinity.
Artemis: Then let Apollo speak.
Paris: Your current Spirit Origin belongs to Orion, not you.
Artemis: Then let Apollo speak.
Paris: I...
Brother B: You guys acknowledge my abilities, right?
Kuro: Barsaka is the strongest!
Brother B:...
Kuro: Illya just stole my phone.
Brother B: (*￣￣)
Brother B: Although I am Berserker Class, my archery skills are definitely not weak, and I am stronger than most of you!
Atalanta: Do you mean the arrow that hit Teacher Chiron?
(Atalanta was silenced by Chiron)
(Brother B was kicked out of the chat group by Chiron)
Arash: Teacher Chiron, please don't be angry. This was a friendly meeting.
(Arash lifted Atalanta's silence)
Atalanta: Teacher Chiron, I'm sorry. I was just angry at Heracles for infiltrating our Archer Class group despite being Berserker Class. I spoke without thinking and really didn't mean to reopen old wounds. (Kowtowing)
Emiya: What would you like to eat for lunch? Artoria
Artoria:...
(Artoria was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
Tristan: The Queen can also adapt to the Archer Class, so why was she kicked out? Does being an administrator make you so great?
(Tristan was silenced by Chiron)
(Tristan was muted by Arash)
(Tristan was silenced by Ishtar)
(Tristan was silenced by Emiya)
(Tristan was silenced by Artemis)
Ishtar: Why doesn't she go and steal Grand Saber or Grand Lance, but instead comes to the Archer Class group to eavesdrop? Why not kick her out and keep her around for the holidays?
(Jeanne d'Arc was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
(Helena was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
(Attila was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
(Osakabehime was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
(Nightingale was kicked out of the chat group by Ishtar)
Ishtar: I was shocked when I saw this! So many people have infiltrated! What kind of administrators are you?! Chiron Arash Emiya Artemis
Emiya: I was cooking and didn't pay attention to what was going on. Where were we?
Moriarty: What do you think of me?
Atalanta: I think Lady Artemis is absolutely deserving of the title, and I'm definitely voting for her.
Moriarty: What do you think of me?
Billy the Kid: I prefer Tesla; he's a legendary figure Pioneer of the Stars.
Moriarty: What do you think of me?
Tawara Touta: Arash, after all, is someone who can shatter stars.
Moriarty: Hey! Have you guys seen my message?
Moriarty: Could it be a network problem? Did the message not send?
Moriarty: Great hero, your NP is maxed out!
(Moriarty was silenced by Arash)
Golden Flash: A bunch of mongrels, it's taken them so long to decide on such a trivial matter.
Robin Hood: I agree with the King of Heroes. Let's make a decision quickly, lest we be laughed at by the other classes.
Arjuna: Let's just fight it out.
Arash: Sigh... In the end, will the outcome still be decided by force?
Chiron: There's nothing we can do about it. We all know you meant well for everyone, for Chaldea. It's such a pity... Arash
Ishtar: I don't think there's anything wrong with deciding the outcome through battle. In the end, isn't the Grand all about strength?
Emiya: Are we going to fight? Can I not go? I still need to cook.
Ishtar: No, every Archer Class must be present, otherwise the title of Grand Archer will be controversial. Emiya
Arash: Where should we fight then? Chaldea can't afford to be messed with by everyone, and we can't cause trouble for our Master.
Artemis: Fuyuki!
Atalanta: Fuyuki!
Chiron: Fuyuki!
Ishtar: Fuyuki!
Emiya: Please, please, spare Fuyuki...
Emiya: o(╥╥)o
Arash: Then Fuyuki. I'll go find Da Vinci and have her teleport us to the Fuyuki Singularity.
Arash: Everyone to the control room, we'll teleport to Fuyuki together. @All Members
Tesla: Where were you guys? I was just doing an experiment.
Tesla: Shall we go to Fuyuki? Wait two minutes, this experiment will be over soon.
At the Fuyuki Singularity, all the Archer Class from Chaldea are present, ready to determine the ownership of the Grand Archer through battle.
"What method should we use?"
"Since it's a battle, it's all about skill."
"Hey! Golden Flash, stop standing on the lamppost! Are you trying to ambush us?!"
"You scoundrel! Do I need to resort to sneak attacks? You're nothing but a bunch of ants!"
Gate of Babylon!
"Golden Flash, you're so shameless!"
The An Gal Ta Kigal She!
"Hahaha! This is so funny! This is so funny!"
Ultimate Crime!
The Vijnanavada: The Distorted Mystic Eyes!
"Oh! I really regret feeding you all so much..."
Rainbow Bow of the Victorious Return!
"Damn it! Napoleon, you're not getting dinner!"
"Lady Artemis, this way, this way, let's go this way!"
Petition Arrow Letter!
"Everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! Stop fighting!"
"Chiron! You need to think of something quickly, this is going to be a disaster!"
Shining Final Arrow!
"Paris! What are you doing!"
"Great hero, this is a crucial moment to determine the Grand Archer, and you are a very threatening candidate. What's wrong with me attacking you?"
"You! All of you!..."
"Since that's the case, then don't blame me for being impolite!"
Stella!
"Da Vinci, a high-energy alert has been issued for the Fuyuki Singularity!"
"It's alright, Doctor. Arash just asked me to teleport all of their Archer Class over; they must be having a competition."
"But the magic power is exceeding expectations!"
"Um?"
"Let me take a look!"