Perfect Cell Paraded Like a Dog

"Don't try to negotiate with me right now; you don't have the qualifications."

"Whether you live or die depends entirely on how well you sing this song, Liang Liang. Do you understand?"

Watching Cell's face, filled with both frustration and desperation, Qin Feng spoke in a flat tone.

Because this monster had fused the cells of various experts, his core contained Vegeta's arrogance, Son Goku's thick-headedness, the treachery of Frieza and his father, as well as Piccolo's cunning and Krillin's cowardice.

His personality was a complete hodgepodge.

"I... I understand."

"Please, teach me how to sing it."

With his back against the wall, Cell had no choice but to lower his head and concede with a look of utter humiliation.

"Good."

"Follow my rhythm."

"The cool, cool night air turns my longing for you into a river..."

"Turning into spring mud to protect me..."

Qin Feng began to teach him with a serious, professional air.

"Cool..."

"The cool, cool night air... turns... turns my longing for you into a river!"

Cell tore his throat open and began to howl.

The sound was shrill and grating, a hundred times worse than a pig being slaughtered.

"You started the pitch too high! And you sound like you haven't eaten a thing, completely devoid of strength!"

Bang!

Qin Feng kicked Cell in the side of the face, sending him flying dozens of meters away.

"Get back here and sing it again!"

Qin Feng scolded coldly.

"The cool, cool night air... cough, cough!"

Although Cell possessed astonishing combat power, he was completely tone-deaf.

The moment he opened his mouth, he was wildly off-key and his voice cracked.

Bang!

The next second, Qin Feng flashed forward and delivered another heavy, powerful whip kick, sending him flying once more.

"Hiss..."

Watching Cell's miserable plight, Krillin in the distance and Piccolo and the others at Kami's Lookout even began to feel a bit of sympathy for the monster.

Because the melody of this song was indeed incredibly difficult to grasp.

They hummed along in their minds for a moment, but they couldn't find the essence of it either.

Not far away.

Android 18, slumped in the ruins, was already mesmerized.

She gazed at Qin Feng with dazed eyes.

This man was absurdly strong, treating the world's most terrifying monster like a dog to be toyed with!

The posture of such a powerhouse completely shattered Android 18's cold exterior.

She felt an unbearable heat rising through her body, and she was already soaked between her legs.

Time and time again, he was kicked away.

Time and time again, Cell scrambled back, crawling and rolling.

The look of malice in his eyes grew increasingly intense.

But to save his life, he could only grit his teeth and endure this endless humiliation.

"Your singing is truly wretched; listening to it makes me very unhappy."

"For trash like you, it would be better to just go straight to hell!"

After toying with him for several rounds, Qin Feng completely lost his patience.

He truly had no intention of killing Vegeta, but Cell was different.

This monster was a pure demon; in the early stages, to increase his strength, he had drained several towns of civilians, leaving not even a scrap behind.

"You... you promised that as long as I sang well, you would spare my life!"

Cell sensed the killing intent radiating from Qin Feng, and beads of cold sweat instantly slid down his cheeks.

He had been humiliated in public for so long, and this guy actually had no intention of letting him go?

This is bullying!

"I told you, the condition was that you sang well enough to make me feel good."

"But you kept howling like a stray dog, not cooperating in the slightest."

"Do you think I enjoyed listening to that?"

Qin Feng looked down at Cell with a face full of mockery.

The expression on his face clearly said: I'm just playing with you, just bullying you; what are you going to do about it?

"You bastard!"

"There's a limit to how much you can bully someone!"

Cell lunged up from the ground, his eyes spewing raging flames of fury.

So this little brat had been treating him like a monkey on a string the whole time!

"Go to hell!"

Driven to the brink of madness by his extreme humiliation, Cell frantically gathered two massive energy spheres in his palms and slammed them toward Qin Feng.

Rumble!

The energy spheres exploded with a roar.

Qin Feng's body was instantly swallowed by the billowing dust and smoke.

"Ha-da-da-da..."

Acting like a madman, Cell alternated his hands, firing an overwhelming barrage of energy blasts.

The entire island collapsed inch by inch under the relentless bombardment.

"Huff... huff..."

After two full minutes of bombing, Cell finally stopped, hunching over as he gasped for air.

The dust gradually cleared.

Qin Feng's tall, upright figure was revealed once again.

He was completely unscathed!

Not even a speck of dust had touched his clothes!

"Are you done throwing your tantrum, Cell?"

"Go to hell and repent to those who died by your hands!"

Qin Feng's voice was icy.

Whoosh!

With a sharp whistle, Qin Feng instantly appeared right in front of Cell's face.

His clenched right fist struck like lightning, slamming hard into Cell's abdomen.

"Wah!"

A large mouthful of purple-green mucus mixed with blood sprayed out.

Cell dropped to his knees, his features twisted in agony as he began to retch violently.

With a series of writhing movements, he actually spat out Android 17, whom he had swallowed earlier!

"17!"

Android 18, watching from behind, couldn't help but cry out.

"Cell, it's time to go."

Qin Feng aimed his palm at Cell's head, and a blinding golden energy sphere instantly took shape.

"Don't... don't kill me!"

"I beg you, spare my life..."

Feeling the approach of death, Cell was so terrified that snot and tears streamed down his face as he kowtowed frantically, begging for mercy.

He was only one step away!

He was clearly only one final step away from the perfect form he had dreamed of!

Intense unwillingness filled his chest; this feeling of utter frustration nearly drove him to a breakdown.

Shoo!

Qin Feng didn't waste another word, and the golden energy sphere flew from his hand.

Rumble!

A blinding white light swallowed everything in the vicinity.

Cell's broken body, along with the last remnants of the island beneath his feet, vanished into dust in the dazzling light, leaving not even a single cell behind.

"Cell's energy... is it completely gone?"

Trunks closed his eyes and sensed his surroundings carefully; everything was clean, without a single trace of the monster's aura.

This meant that Cell was thoroughly dead.

"Awesome! The monster is finally wiped out!"

Krillin danced with joy, shouting in excitement.

He had thought they were done for today, but who would have guessed that a super-powered daddy would emerge from out of nowhere.

Krillin snuck a few glances at Qin Feng, feeling a chill run down his spine: this guy was ridiculously strong, probably even more monstrous than Goku!

Up on Kami's Lookout.

Piccolo and Tien Shinhan also let out long sighs of relief.

"Great, the crisis is averted! This Saiyan is simply an invincible monster!" Tien Shinhan pumped his fist.

The corners of Piccolo's mouth curled up into a faint smile.

Although the presence of another Saiyan with heaven-defying combat power on Earth made him feel uneasy, as long as the monster was destroyed and the planet was saved, it was a good thing.

On Earth, amidst the ruins.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the selection mission: Take down Cell!"

"Rewards issued: Side-Effect-Free 10x Kaioken, plus the affection of Android 18."

The system's cold, mechanical prompt echoed in Qin Feng's mind.