Douluo: The Dragon God's Best Friend, Ascending to Godhood Through Gravity
Chapter 82

Apologize to everyone, or I'll make you cosplay a ginseng

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Lan Xuanyu's Soul Power is level fourteen, Qian Lei's is level fifteen, and Liu Feng's is level sixteen. This combination of three might be considered extraordinary in a regular Academy, but this is the High-Energy Youth Class.

However, the focus of their discussion was not on Soul Power or the Cultivation Room, but rather...

"Hey, Madman, let me tell you a secret: Lan Xuanyu's older brother is Lin Yuan."

The boy called "Madman" raised his head, giving off a sharp and edgy vibe, completely different from Qian Lei's cheerful demeanor.

"Really?"

Liu Feng was somewhat uncertain.

"How could it be fake? Let me tell you, I saw Lin Yuan in the dorm. My god, you have no idea how handsome he is in person. He's a thousand times, ten thousand times more handsome than in the movies, right, group admin?"

At this point, Qian Lei chuckled and nudged Lan Xuanyu. Just moments ago, at Qian Lei's special request, Lan Xuanyu had pulled Qian Lei into the fan group.

"Mmm..." Lan Xuanyu nodded frantically, his mouth full of food, his bright eyes blinking rapidly.

"Hey, Lan Xuanyu, you can really eat!"

Qian Lei was speechless.

This is the third round already. The first time, Qian Lei kindly reminded them that there would be a punishment if they didn't finish eating, but Lan Xuanyu's fighting power deeply shocked them.

By this time, many eyes were already turning towards them.

Just as Lan Xuanyu was preparing to pack the fourth plate and even took out a bag, someone finally couldn't resist anymore.

"Hey, that's enough! The Academy's resources belong to everyone. You've eaten enough for several One Person and now you want to take the leftovers home. What are you trying to do?"

Just then, a man stood up, blocked Lan Xuanyu's path, and even lunged forward.

Lan Xuanyu was slightly taken aback. "What's wrong with taking food home? The Academy didn't say we couldn't take food home."

The boy snorted, "I said you can't eat it, and that's final!"

At this point, the boy suddenly grabbed the bag from Lan Xuanyu's hand.

Lan Xuanyu's expression changed, and he immediately put the bag aside, leaving the other person empty-handed.

"Get out of the way!"

"No! Give the food back!"

Lan Xuanyu tried to walk past him, but he blocked his way.

Seeing the man's smug look, Lan Xuanyu finally couldn't hold back anymore. He took a deep breath, then slumped his shoulders and rammed heavily into the man.

"Good timing!"

The other person also slumped their shoulders, and they bumped into each other.

Bang!

Jin Xiang stumbled backward, unable to stop his momentum, and crashed into the vegetable basin behind him, falling to the ground.

"What are you doing!"

Just then, a teacher walked in from outside, looked at the food scattered on the ground, and his face darkened:

"You should cherish every grain of rice and every drop of water. How did you all even get to school? Everyone, come out and assemble on the playground! You are a team, and punishment should be carried out collectively!"

"Teacher!"

Just then, a tall boy suddenly raised his hand, but seeing everyone's gaze, he pointed at Lan Xuanyu and said calmly, "Teacher, this student has an older brother; we should call him over too."

"Good."

It was already late, and the moon hung high in the sky. Under the bright moonlight, Lin Yuan stood somewhat bewildered on the metal path leading from the Tianluo Academy to the playground.

No, I was just taking a nap and didn't even eat. Why did they drag me here?

Just now, while he was sound asleep, someone suddenly called him, saying that there was some problem with the group, and that he was the one who started it, and that for the sake of the group's honor, he needed to come to the playground.

Hearing this, Lin Yuan could hardly contain himself.

What kind of innate trouble-causing physique does Little Dragon God possess?

Besides, it's not like you're joining the army, is it really necessary to have a sense of collective honor?... Can't you just take care of your own small group?

Of course, most importantly...

I haven't eaten yet!

Lin Yuan was extremely displeased.

He quickly arrived at the playground.

Meanwhile, on the playground of the Tianluo Academy.

"Everyone, squat down properly! Nobody move! Squat like a duck! Anyone who doesn't do it right won't get to sleep tonight!"

The teacher, with his hands behind his back, patrolled the darkness, his imposing aura emanating from the peak of the Six-Ring Soul Emperor.

"It hurts, I'm so tired, oh well..."

One of the students was sweating profusely, and just as he was about to tiptoe to catch his breath...

Suddenly, the patrolling teacher kicked him.

"Did I tell you to move? You all held on! Because One Person can't squat properly, everyone, give me ten more minutes of practice!" The teacher's voice was icy.

"Ah!"

Beneath their feet, all the wails and cries merged into one.

Even the tall boy who reported Lin Yuan couldn't keep his composure.

'I'm so tired, so damn tired. It's all Jin Xiang's fault. Why did he have to go looking for trouble?'

Originally, squatting like a duck wasn't too difficult for him, but under the influence of this oppressive aura, his Soul Power was practically nonexistent. Not only him, but gradually everyone's legs began to tremble.

Seeing the students' exhausted, even pitiful, expressions, the teacher nodded in satisfaction. Just as he was about to say something, someone next to the tall boy shouted:

"Teacher, someone next to me said he feels dizzy."

"What dizziness? I think you're just trying to slack off. In that case, everyone, practice for another half hour!"

"And that packaged one too!"

Suddenly, the teacher's sharp gaze fell on Lan Xuanyu, who was sitting obediently in a duck squat, and he walked over.

Lan Xuanyu raised his head in confusion and subconsciously said:

"Teacher, did you call me?"

The teacher smiled and waved the lunchbox that Lan Xuanyu had packed earlier.

Do you want it?

"Yeah, I haven't had dinner yet."

Lan Xuanyu nodded subconsciously, and just as he reached out to take it, the teacher's outstretched hand suddenly fell down.

Clatter

The food from the lunchbox was scattered all over the floor.

Everyone:...

Seeing the incredulous looks on everyone's faces, the teacher nodded in satisfaction and pointed to the food on the plastic floor that had been stepped on by countless people, saying calmly:

"Give him to me to eat, aren't you wasting food?"

Everyone fell silent.

Lan Xuanyu stared intently at the teacher, who looked down at him with eyes that held not pity but mockery. He looked at Lan Xuanyu:

"Eat it! If you don't, that's great! All the classmates will stay up with you tonight!"

"I..." Lan Xuanyu, who was about to burst out, seemed to have his Achilles' heel pressed. He subconsciously looked back at his classmates who were exhausted and swaying around.

Lan Xuanyu took a deep breath, his voice icy:

"If I eat it, will you let my classmates off the hook?"

The teacher didn't respond. Lan Xuanyu took a deep breath, and just as he was about to reach out and grab the ball, a lazy voice suddenly came from behind him:

"Hey you, apologize to everyone and eat everything below. If you dare waste a single grain of food, I'll make you a companion to ginseng."

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