Douluo Dalu: What Do You Mean My Martial Soul Is Luckin Coffee?
Chapter 24

Careless Wang Dong, Huo Yuhao Punished Together

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"Since everyone is here, we'll start class early."

Zhou Yi walked into the classroom and looked at the students, who had already quieted down. Though her face remained as stern as ever, she was actually quite pleased inside.

Especially when she passed by the other classes, where there was either no one inside or the rooms were extremely noisy.

By comparison, didn't that prove all the more how outstanding her teaching standards were?

Hearing the old hag's words, more than half of the freshmen in the class almost drooped their heads.

Complaints were out of the question.

They were terrified that if this Abbess Miejue heard them, she would be even harsher during physical training later.

Among the many freshmen, Huo Yuhao should have been the happiest after hearing Teacher Zhou Yi's words.

Huo Yuhao: Teacher Zhou Yi actually sacrificed her own time to start class early for us. It's honestly so moving.

"Yuhao, why are you so happy?"

At that moment, Wang Dong was sprawled across her desk, looking rather as if she had lost all will to live.

It wasn't that she couldn't handle the intensity of physical training. It was simply that it was the middle of the day right now, and after physical training she would definitely be drenched in sweat. On top of that, there was still a theory class afterward. The moment she thought about having to sit later in a classroom filled with the stench of sweat, Wang Dong's mood instantly soured.

"Wang Dong, you don't understand."

"I really don't."

Wang Dong lay on the desk, replying softly while bringing her head close to the desktop and taking a sip of the Raw Coconut Latte coffee Yuhao had brought her.

"Mm!"

Wang Dong let out a soft hum.

This wonderful taste actually surpassed any drink she had ever had before.

Even some specially blended fruit juices were far inferior in texture and flavor to this milky-white Luckin Coffee.

The noise Wang Dong made wasn't loud. Even though Zhou Yi had noticed it from the start, she didn't bother with her.

After all, Wang Dong was one of the top three seeded students in the class in terms of talent. Zhou Yi was still counting on her to put in effort during the freshman tournament a few months later.

Before long, a series of "slurp, slurp" sounds came from Wang Dong's seat.

Zhou Yi's face instantly darkened, and she silently arrived behind Wang Dong.

"Student Wang Dong, what are you doing?"

Her icy tone carried a trace of irritation, and anyone with eyes could tell that Teacher Zhou Yi was very angry.

However, Wang Dong was still immersed in sweetness and didn't react for a long time. Only when Huo Yuhao patted her shoulder did she finally respond, "Huh?"

"Wh-what is it, Teacher Zhou?"

Seeing Zhou Yi's ashen face, Wang Dong instantly stood up from her seat.

She couldn't panic when something happened. She, Wang Dong, was at least the young sect master of the Clear Sky Sect. Zhou Yi only dared bully people with no real background. If she truly made Lord Dong angry, she would go home and cry to her elders.

Wang Dong: If you've got anything to say, go say it to my Uncle Da Ming and Uncle Er Ming.

"Wang Dong, what were you doing just now?"

Zhou Yi gave no face at all. She reached straight into Wang Dong's desk compartment and pulled out the cup that had nothing left but ice cubes.

"Student Wang Dong, I need a reasonable explanation!"

"Teacher Zhou, if I said the weather was too hot, so I got a cup of ice water to drink, would you believe me?"

There was still some cloudy liquid left at the bottom of the cup.

As long as Zhou Yi wasn't blind, she could tell at a glance that Wang Dong was lying.

Fortunately, Zhou Yi was in a decent mood, so she merely added some weight to Wang Dong's burden.

Literally. During the upcoming physical training class, everyone else would carry thirty jin, while Wang Dong would have to carry fifty jin.

In addition, as Wang Dong's deskmate and the class monitor, Huo Yuhao had known that Student Wang Dong was drinking something in class and had failed to stop her, so he, like Wang Dong, also had to carry fifty jin.

Huo Yuhao: Wang Dong, I kindly brought you Luckin Coffee to drink, and you actually dragged me down?

Wang Dong: So what? Worst case, this young lord will just carry you and fly.

Huo Yuhao: Fifty jin added to each of us, and you can still fly? You're this. (thumbs-up.jpg)

Meanwhile, on the other side, Tang Ya had also returned to the dorm with two cups of Luckin Coffee. (She gave one to Beibei.)

Unlike the lower-year students, Tang Ya and Beibei, as higher-year students, could arrange their classes freely.

As it happened, Tang Ya had no class that afternoon.

But as soon as she returned to the dorm, she saw her roommate Jiang Nannan lying on the bed. She looked like she was asleep, but in truth, it felt as if her soul had been gone for a while.

"Nannan, what's wrong?"

Tang Ya: Her dad died young, her mom is sick, and she's still going to school. If I don't cherish her, who will?

A loner by nature, Jiang Nannan only had Tang Ya as a friend at the academy.

Now that Tang Ya saw something was off with her best friend, how could she not go over and show concern?

Speaking of which, the two of them had almost the same difficult, painful experiences.

It was just a pity that the man Nannan had met was not even half as reliable as Beibei.

Tang Ya had learned about Jiang Nannan's situation through Beibei.

Unfortunately, Jiang Nannan had said she would handle it herself, and that if Tang Ya interfered, she would cut ties with her.

The cold, aloof school beauty had finally made up her mind and prepared to use her own body to save her mother, only for her employer to choose the back door instead. Not only had he caused the cold school beauty physical harm, he had also left her with a massive psychological trauma.

If Tang Ya had been the one involved, she figured she would have chosen to kick the employer's Demon Pill to pieces on the spot.

"Xiao Ya, you're back."

Jiang Nannan climbed up from the bed, her eyes completely red.

Even if her martial soul was the Soft-Bone Rabbit, her eyes normally would not be that red. Clearly, not long ago, Jiang Nannan must have hidden under the covers and secretly cried by herself.

Then, as she cried, she had fallen asleep.

"Nannan, who bullied you? Tell me. I'll help you get revenge."

Tang Ya might look easy to bully, but once Beibei was involved, which outer court disciple would not have to call her "Sister Xiao Ya" when they saw her?

Beibei: So she's borrowing someone else's power? No, a person borrowing a dog's power, uh... that doesn't seem quite right either. Pretend I didn't say anything.

"Xiao Ya, it's fine. I'm already used to it."

Jiang Nannan did not say anything more. Instead, she lay back down, looking as if she had seen through everything.

Seeing Jiang Nannan like this, Tang Ya also knew she would not be able to get anything out of her.

So, after leaving a cup of coffee in the dorm room and telling Jiang Nannan it was something tasty she had brought for her, she went to investigate the situation.

Inspiration provided by an enthusiastic netizen: the future white-moonlight appearance that the Three-Eyed Golden Lion would transform into.

So what should her name be, exactly?

Michelle?

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