Douluo Dalu: What Do You Mean My Martial Soul Is Luckin Coffee?

[Soul Land II Fanfiction + Cheat Ability + Martial Soul: Luckin Coffee]

Right off the bat, I awaken a food-type martial soul-and I'm on the Douluo Continent during the Peerless Tang Sect era. It's over, bro. I'm cooked. Totally cooked.

Wait, what do you mean my martial soul is Luckin Coffee?

Innate soul power of 9.9?

An Ultimate Ice martial soul?

Half a cup of coffee, half a cup of ice. The coffee's gone, but the ice hasn't even melted.

Huo Yuhao: "Drink the bitterest Americano. Take the nastiest beating."

Ma Xiaotao: "There's no evil fire a coconut milk latte can't suppress. If there is, just have another cup."

Xu Sanshi: "9.9 for a cup of coffee? Junior Bai, you really are... Wait, your copper soul coins come in 0.1 denominations? Motherfucker!"

Then, one day, Bai Ran suddenly awakens his second martial soul: "Mixue Ice Cream & Tea."

From that day onward, a rule-based urban legend begins circulating across the Douluo Continent: beside every Luckin Coffee shop, there will always be a Mixue-even somewhere as perilous as the Great Star Dou Forest.