Half an hour ago.
The injured Thunder Spotted Python returned to its lair with its subordinates.
And their spoils of war—the Demonic Leopard's corpse—were also brought back.
This hunting trip, bringing back such a large prey, should be enough for their King to eat, right?
Thinking of this, the Second Order Thunder Spotted Python felt a surge of excitement. If it could please the King, its good days would surely come!
So cool! I'm so excited I could sing! it thought.
After returning to the lair, hearing the commotion, the other Thunder Spotted Pythons gathered.
They stared at the leopard demon's corpse, their snake eyes full of greed!
The Snake King, smelling the blood, also crawled out of the cave.
It flicked its tongue, staring down at its subordinates from above.
The Second Order Thunder Spotted Python immediately prostrated itself on the ground, hissing and flicking its tongue.
"King, your subordinate presents your dinner for tonight. Please enjoy!"
A hint of satisfaction appeared in the Snake King's eyes, as if saying, You've done well, child!
Under the watchful eyes of its subjects, the Snake King swallowed the corpse, which contained laxatives, in one gulp.
Seeing their King swallow it in one go, none of the other snakes dared to speak.
After the Snake King had eaten its fill, it was about to return to its cave.
Suddenly...
"Gurgle gurgle..."
A thunderous sound erupted from the Snake King's belly.
The Snake King froze.
What is happening?
Its subordinates also showed looks of confusion.
The Second Order Thunder Spotted Python, who had been immersed in the joy of the King's praise, was also stunned by the sound, revealing a look of pure foolishness.
Didn't the King just finish eating? Why does he need to defecate already?
The Snake King's expression changed instantly as it felt a strange sensation suddenly surge from its stomach!
The feeling was like a flood about to break through a dam, ready to burst forth!
Immediately after, the rumbling in its stomach grew louder, as if something inside was boiling!
The Snake King's anus tightened.
Holy crap! This is bad! It's a major shit-uation!
It suddenly reacted, its gaze turning fierce. It then coldly looked at the Second Order subordinate and hissed, "You scoundrel! Did you poison this King?!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the other Thunder Spotted Pythons immediately turned their vigilant gazes to the Second Order Thunder Spotted Python, flicking their tongues at it.
The Second Order little python was instantly dumbfounded.
Poison? Me?
"King! You can doubt my snake-honor, but you can't doubt my intelligence! How could I dare to frame the King!"
The Snake King didn't listen to its excuses. Its intelligence wasn't high; it was simple and direct. After all, only the other party had handled it!
"Roar!"
The Snake King attacked ferociously! A tail whip directly smashed the Second Order Thunder Spotted Python's head!
The Second Order Thunder Spotted Python couldn't withstand the damage from a Third Order beast, especially since it was already injured. Its snake head was directly smashed!
Blood splattered everywhere!
All the subordinates were terrified, prostrating themselves on the ground and trembling in fear!
Holy crap! It was fine just a moment ago, and now it's gone just like that?
This is too much like real life!
As the Snake King attacked, its blood circulation accelerated, and the overwhelming urge to defecate grew stronger!
I can't hold it anymore!
As the saying goes, even the highest martial arts are no match for a sharp knife. Although the Snake King was a Third Order Demonic Beast, its body was not yet indestructible. It was still vulnerable to physical damage.
Facing the imminent transformation into a "spraying warrior," the Snake King panicked. It quickly fled the lair.
When its subordinates tried to follow, the Snake King roared, scaring them into staying put.
Then, the Snake King fled.
The subordinates looked at each other, not understanding why their King was reacting so strongly.
Could it be that the King is going to be poisoned to death?
What the hell! Why am I feeling a bit surprised?
After the Snake King left, only the corpse of a Second Order fellow creature remained in the area, the smell of blood filling the air.
It attracted the attention of many of its kind, and then a Thunder Spotted Python couldn't resist and directly bit down on the corpse!
Seeing this, the other Thunder Spotted Pythons also pounced!
Dozens of Thunder Spotted Pythons scrambled for the corpse, unaware that Fang Bai had also drugged the Second Order Thunder Spotted Python.
Now all the Thunder Spotted Pythons got to eat fresh flesh and blood laced with laxatives.
Meanwhile, the Snake King found a secluded spot in the jungle, followed by a series of crackling and spluttering sounds.
Shit flowed down like a waterfall!
After the Snake King had a massive bowel movement, its entire body shivered, as if its life had reached its peak, its face filled with pleasure.
The area around its tail was already covered in yellow stains; it had expelled all the waste it had accumulated from feeding and digesting over the past period.
After resolving its physiological needs, the Snake King planned to return the way it came.
Then... Gurgle gurgle gurgle!
Its expression changed instantly.
No way? It's happening again?
Without hesitation, the Snake King darted out again.
After a series of crackling sounds...
And this situation didn't stop. In just one hour, the Snake King had to relieve itself more than ten times!
Its butt was about to rot off!
The Snake King's pupils had grown dim, and the snake had completely lost its kingly aura, as if it had been drained by dozens of female snakes all night.
The first few times were manageable, but later it felt like it was expelling its internal organs.
Life seemed to hold no more expectations.
Demonic Beasts passing by caught a whiff of a peculiar smell and were instantly stunned!
What the hell! Is there some kind of shit-storm happening?
They saw a Third Order Demonic Beast having diarrhea, and their expressions became incredibly interesting.
Although the Snake King was weakened, its Third Order pressure was still present, so the other Demonic Beasts dared not act despite their anger.
It was just this smell, drifting through the air in all directions, that feeling...
Unspeakable!
Just as the Snake King felt life was meaningless, a sudden commotion erupted.
It was bewildered, had an enemy taken the opportunity to attack?
But it quickly dismissed the thought. To its surprise, it saw its own kin also scrambling towards it in a hurry!
Their faces were filled with panic.
Snake King: "???"
What do you mean? Are they being chased by someone?
But the Snake King quickly came to its senses. It was still having diarrhea, and if its subordinates saw it, what would happen to its dignity?
It immediately raised its head and roared.
The snake swarm was directly startled.
Why is the Great King here?
Huh? Something's not right, why is there a strange smell in the air?
However, under the pressure of the Snake King, they immediately changed direction and crawled away to the other side.
Just then, a Thunder Spotted Python finally couldn't hold back and sprayed it out while crawling!
Flying through the air!
And this shot seemed to trigger some kind of signal. More and more Thunder Spotted Pythons couldn't control themselves and immediately started spraying...
The Snake King's eyes widened as it watched the scene in shock.
No, how did they also become projectile warriors?
Could they also be poisoned?
What the hell! I've been set up!
But the Snake King was immediately comforted.
It might be embarrassing for one snake to defecate, but if a whole group of snakes did, it felt heartwarming. They were all in the same boat, so to speak.
Soon, the scene descended into chaos.
Led by the Snake King, the snakes wholeheartedly transformed into projectile warriors.
Meanwhile, Fang Bai and the others had arrived not far away.
When they caught the smell from a distance, their expressions became incredibly interesting.
"What the hell! This is too much of a shit-uation!"
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