This Is Way Too Full of Shit!

Half an hour earlier.

The injured Thunder Spotted Python returned to the nest with its underlings.

They also hauled back their spoils—the demon panther's corpse.

They had gone out hunting and caught such a huge prey. It should be enough for their king, right?

At that thought, the second-rank Thunder Spotted Python grew excited. If it could please the king, its good days would finally come!

After returning to the nest, the Thunder Spotted Pythons that had heard the commotion gathered around.

They stared at the demon panther's corpse, their snake eyes brimming with greed!

Catching the scent of blood, the Snake King crawled out of its cave as well.

Its tongue flickered as it looked down imperiously at its underling.

The second-rank Thunder Spotted Python hurriedly flattened itself against the ground, hissing and flicking its tongue.

"King, this subordinate offers you tonight's dinner. Please enjoy!"

A hint of satisfaction appeared in the Snake King's eyes, as though it were saying, "You did well, child!"

Before the eyes of its other subjects, the Snake King swallowed the corpse laced with laxatives in one gulp.

Seeing their king swallow it in one bite, none of the snakes dared say a word.

After eating and drinking its fill, the Snake King was about to return to its cave.

Suddenly...

"Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle..."

A thunderous rumble rang out from the Snake King's stomach.

The Snake King froze.

What was going on?

Its underlings also wore baffled expressions.

The second-rank Thunder Spotted Python had still been basking in the joy of its king's praise. Hearing that sound, it was dumbfounded too, its eyes filled with pure, crystalline stupidity.

Hadn't the king just finished eating? Why did it already need to take a dump?

The Snake King's expression abruptly changed, because it felt a peculiar sensation surge up from its stomach!

It felt like a flood was about to burst through its dike and come spraying out!

Then the rumbling in its belly grew even louder, as though something inside its stomach were boiling!

The Snake King's sphincter clenched tight.

Fuck! This was bad! Shit was about to hit the fan!

Then it suddenly understood. Its gaze turned savage as it coldly looked at its second-rank underling and hissed, "Bastard! You poisoned your king?!"

At those words, the other Thunder Spotted Pythons immediately fixed wary eyes on the second-rank Thunder Spotted Python, their tongues flicking at it.

The little second-rank python was instantly dumbfounded.

Poisoned you? Me?

"King! You may doubt my snakehood, but you cannot doubt my intelligence! How could I possibly dare to harm you, King?!"

The Snake King paid no heed to its excuses. Its intelligence was not particularly high, and its thinking was simple and direct. After all, only that snake had handled the prey!

"Roar!"

The Snake King struck without hesitation! Its tail lashed out and smashed straight into the second-rank Thunder Spotted Python's head!

The second-rank Thunder Spotted Python simply could not withstand the damage from a third-rank foe. Besides, it was already injured. Its snake head was smashed apart on the spot!

Blood splattered everywhere!

All the underlings were horrified. They flattened themselves to the ground, trembling uncontrollably!

Fuck! Things had been fine just moments ago, and now it was dead?

As the Snake King attacked, its blood circulation accelerated, and that surging urge to shit grew ever stronger!

It couldn't hold it in anymore!

No matter how great one's kung fu, one still feared a kitchen knife. Though the Snake King was a third-rank demon beast, its body had not reached the point of being invulnerable to blades and spears. Physical damage still worked on it.

With itself about to transform into a spraying warrior, panic flashed across the Snake King's face. It hurriedly fled the nest.

Its underlings tried to follow, only for the Snake King to roar at them and frighten them stiff.

Then the Snake King vanished.

The underlings looked at one another, unable to understand why their king had reacted so violently.

Could the king have been poisoned to death?

Fuck! Why did that feel a little delightful?

After the Snake King left, only the corpse of their second-rank kin remained, its blood scent permeating the area.

It drew the attention of many of its kind. Then one Thunder Spotted Python could no longer endure it and bit directly into its fellow snake's corpse!

The other Thunder Spotted Pythons pounced over as well!

Dozens of Thunder Spotted Pythons fought over their kin's corpse, unaware that Fang Bai had also drugged the second-rank Thunder Spotted Python's body!

Now every Thunder Spotted Python had eaten fresh flesh laced with laxatives.

Elsewhere, the Snake King found a secluded patch of forest. Then came a series of crackles and wet splutters.

Shit poured straight down from three thousand feet!

After the Snake King unleashed a torrent, its entire body shuddered, as though its snake life had reached its peak. Its face was filled with bliss.

Yellow stains covered the ground around its tail. It had expelled all the waste from the food it had digested over the past several days.

After resolving its physiological needs, the Snake King intended to head back the way it came.

Then... gurgle, gurgle, gurgle!

Its expression immediately changed.

No way. Again?

Without hesitation, the Snake King shot off once more.

After another round of crackling splutters...

Yet it did not stop. Within a single hour, the Snake King had emptied itself no fewer than ten times!

Its sphincter was nearly ruined!

The Snake King's snake eyes had already dimmed. Its whole body had lost a king's majesty, as though it had been wrung dry by dozens of female snakes over the course of a night.

The first few times were manageable, but later it felt as though it were shitting out its own organs.

It seemed there was nothing left in snake life to look forward to.

Other demon beasts passed through the area. When they caught that peculiar smell, they were immediately dumbfounded!

Fuck! Was there a shitstorm here?

They saw a third-rank demon beast suffering from explosive diarrhea, and their expressions became spectacular.

Though the Snake King had fallen into weakness, its third-rank pressure remained. Those demon beasts could only swallow their anger and stay still.

And that smell drifted through the air in every direction, carrying with it a certain feeling...

Just as the Snake King was utterly disheartened, a sudden commotion broke out.

It was stunned. Had enemies taken the chance to attack?

But it quickly rejected that thought. To its surprise, it saw its clansmen rapidly slithering toward it as well!

Panic was written all over their faces.

Snake King: "???"

What did this mean? Were they being chased by someone?

But the Snake King quickly remembered that it was still having explosive diarrhea. If its underlings saw it, where would its dignity go?

It immediately raised its head and let out a roar.

The snakes were frightened stiff.

Why was the king here?

Hm? Something was off. Why was there such a strange smell in the air?

Yet under the Snake King's pressure, they immediately changed direction and slithered away the other way.

Just then, one Thunder Spotted Python finally could not endure it any longer. While crawling, it directly sprayed out!

It flew through the air!

That blast seemed to fire the opening shot of some signal. More and more Thunder Spotted Pythons lost control of themselves and began spraying...

The Snake King's eyes widened as it stared at the scene in shock.

Wait, why had they become spraying warriors too?

Had they been poisoned as well?

Fuck! They had been set up!

But the Snake King soon felt greatly comforted.

It would be humiliating if it alone were shitting, but if a whole group of snakes were shitting, then it felt rather heartwarming. They were all brothers in misery.

Before long, the scene descended into complete chaos.

With the Snake King leading the way, the snakes happily transformed into spraying warriors.

Fang Bai and the others had also arrived nearby.

When they caught that smell from afar, their expressions immediately became spectacular.

"Fuck! This is way too full of shit!"