None of them had expected the aftereffects of a single packet of laxative to be this powerful!
This had gone far beyond an hour of diarrhea, hadn't it?
Fang Bai and the others looked at Li Xue warily.
Who would have thought that such a beautiful senior girl would carry such a heavyweight weapon on her?
Was this even right?
Li Xue calmly took out the gas masks she had prepared beforehand. "Put them on. Otherwise, I'm afraid you won't be able to bring yourselves to do it."
Everyone: "..."
After putting on their gas masks, they began approaching the Thunder Spotted Pythons.
They had all fallen into a weakened state by now.
Damn it! Good thing they were demonic beasts. If they had been humans, they probably would have passed out cold by now.
The Python King had eaten the most of all, and its body seemed to have shrunk by an entire size.
It could no longer summon any strength, and it hadn't even noticed Fang Bai and the others approaching.
Just then, several figures appeared in the clearing and charged straight at the Thunder Spotted Python King!
The Python King sensed danger immediately, but its body was too weak. All it could do was roar and call for its underlings to protect it!
But its underlings were all in the middle of spraying. Even when their king called, their hearts were willing, but their strength was not!
Li Xue charged at the front, summoning countless branches to restrain the Python King's body!
Zhang Zifeng immediately unleashed his killing move, lashing down viciously with his whip!
Splat!
The Python King's body was still extremely tough. Even with Zhang Zifeng striking at full strength, he only scraped sparks off its scales and knocked off a few of them.
Fang Bai also rushed before the Python King's head at once. Its eye was nearly as large as a human head. Without hesitation, Fang Bai gripped his saber and stabbed straight at its eye!
The Python King struggled to swing its head aside, and the saber missed by a few inches!
"Roar!"
A powerful force sent Fang Bai flying!
The Python King was enraged!
Only then did those underlings react. They no longer cared about spraying and immediately swarmed over!
There was no helping it. Diarrhea was important, but their lives were more precious!
Before they could get close, however, a powerful force of frost suddenly burst forth!
Immediately afterward, several Thunder Spotted Pythons were frozen solid!
"Wind Rend!"
A low shout rang out, and several hurricanes as sharp as blades sliced several Thunder Spotted Pythons into chunks scattered east and west.
It was Huo Qi and Yu Bing who had acted!
Their task was to hold back these little soldiers!
Fortunately, these beasts were no longer at their peak. Otherwise, the two of them, as second-rankers, truly would not have been able to stop them.
As for the Python King, that was left to Li Xue and the others!
Seeing its underlings held back, the Python King flew into a towering rage. It forcibly broke free of Li Xue's control and pounced straight at Fang Bai!
Fang Bai had the weakest aura among those present. It would kill this human first!
Fang Bai moved like a ghost and vanished. The next second, he appeared in a shadow—right beneath the Python King. He slashed out several times, but the damage he inflicted was not high.
The Python King raised its tail high and smashed it down like a giant club!
Fang Bai narrowly dodged. The next second, his eyes lit up. When the Python King raised its tail again, he lifted his saber and drove it straight into the dragon's lair!
The Python King's body stiffened, and its snake eyes bulged wide.
Damn it! I'd been stabbed!
But why did it feel kind of good?
At that moment, Li Xue and Zhang Zifeng had already charged in!
With the three working together, the heavily injured Python King was no match for them at all!
Before long, a thick branch conjured by Li Xue pierced through the back of the Python King's head. It could be considered a nucleic acid test for it as well!
As the Python King died, the three of them looked at its corpse, at a loss for what to do.
Because this thing's body was covered in shit...
"Uh... who's going to collect it?"
Zhang Zifeng looked at the two of them hesitantly.
Fang Bai fell silent.
Damn it! If he put that into his Space Ring, would he still be able to use it afterward?
Li Xue sighed. "I'll do it, but I'm contributing a Space Ring, so you'll have to reimburse me."
Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng quickly nodded, indicating that they had no objections.
Meanwhile, Huo Qi and Yu Bing were still locked in a bitter battle.
Li Xue said, "Go support them!"
With that, she took the lead and charged over!
Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng exchanged a glance. Everything was understood without a word.
The battlefield at that moment was an extremely spectacular sight.
The giant pythons were enormous, and they actually knew how to use their size advantage to encircle the two of them.
"Damn it! It fucking stinks!"
Huo Qi's expression was incredibly ugly. Although they wore gas masks, the air was filled with particles of dung. It was nauseating enough to nearly crush their fighting spirit.
With Li Xue and the others charging into the battlefield, the situation eased.
The Thunder Spotted Pythons had gone completely berserk. They no longer cared that they were covered in shit. All they wanted was to perish together with these bastards!
Several spikes pierced through several Thunder Spotted Pythons, forcibly opening a breach!
Li Xue's voice rang out. "Break through, now!"
The two were jolted and hurried toward the opening!
Huo Qi was the first to rush out of the encirclement, with Yu Bing close behind!
But at that moment, an accident occurred.
"Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~"
Yu Bing's stomach suddenly rumbled. His expression changed drastically, and the force he had gathered in an instant scattered.
"What was going on?!"
Because he was half a beat too slow, the giant pythons had already closed the encirclement!
"Yu Bing! Hurry up and get over here!"
Li Xue shouted.
Yu Bing said with a trembling voice, "I... I was set up!"
His stomach hurt more and more, as though something was about to break through its restraints. It was an uncontrollable feeling, several times stronger than getting stabbed with an enema!
An idea suddenly flashed through Yu Bing's mind. He whipped his head toward Fang Bai and roared, "It was you! You fucking drugged me?!"
Fang Bai dodged an attack from a Thunder Spotted Python. Hearing that, he said innocently, "What does that have to do with me? You ate my portion of roasted meat. Do you think I'd poison myself?"
Yu Bing's face darkened.
Although he had no proof, he felt that it absolutely had something to do with Fang Bai!
Zhang Zifeng's sleazy voice rang out. "Old Yu, did you jerk off too much and weaken your body? Did you get infected just by smelling this air?"
"Fuck your head!"
Yu Bing cursed with an ugly expression.
But he no longer had the leisure to care about much else, because he was about to lose control!
He finally understood the Python King and the others' suffering. Damn it, he really couldn't hold it in!
At that moment, a second-rank Thunder Spotted Python bit at him. Yu Bing hurriedly flung out a wind blade!
At the same time, he leaped into the air. But halfway up, a massive snake tail struck him. He spat out a mouthful of blood essence and was sent flying into a patch of grass.
By coincidence, that patch of grass was where the Python King had had diarrhea earlier. Yu Bing crashed straight into it face-first.
A pungent smell rushed straight into his mouth! Combined with his injuries, Yu Bing could no longer endure the urge to shit and directly... sprayed!
"Ahhh..."
~( ̄▽ ̄~)~
An unprecedented sense of relief washed over Yu Bing. He actually did not feel much humiliation.
Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other, then simultaneously took out their phones and recorded the scene.
Well, there was no internet in the alternate dimension, but recording videos was still supported.
Li Xue, standing nearby: "..."
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