A Person in Dragon Ball! Starting with Zeno's Divine Powers

"Divine Sword?" Piccolo was a little dumbfounded.

What Divine Sword?

How did I not know about this?

Right, I remember now.

Son Goku's brother had once made a move on the Divine Sword on Master Roshi's island...

"You mean that Divine Sword? Sure. On the condition that you defeat me. Then I'll naturally take you there." Piccolo smiled faintly.

"Vegeta, it's that voice! He's the one who killed Raditz." Nappa turned to Vegeta.

"That's right, it should be him." Vegeta nodded.

"Voice? What do you mean?" Piccolo froze.

"Don't you know? Aside from detecting battle power, this scouter can also be used as a communication device." Vegeta smiled.

"Vegeta, this guy seems to be a Namekian." Nappa pondered.

"I'd long heard that Namekians possess some incredible abilities. If that's the case, then the matter of the Dragon Balls is probably true." Vegeta looked at Piccolo with a smile. "Very good. Next question: when will Kakarot arrive?"

"Kakarot? You mean Son Goku? To defeat you, he's training hard and is already on his way here!" Piccolo shouted.

"Oh? Interesting." Vegeta smiled.

Slap!

As they spoke, Tien Shinhan and Chiaotzu descended from the sky and landed beside Piccolo and the others.

Son Gohan jumped in fright, then relaxed slightly after seeing that they were allies.

Vegeta glanced at Piccolo and the others.

"Nappa, do we have any Saibamen left?" Vegeta asked.

"We do, Lord Vegeta. Are we going to use the Saibamen?" Nappa asked.

"Of course." Vegeta smiled.

Nappa casually pulled out a small bottle, poked several holes in the ground, and placed the Saibamen seeds into them one by one.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Six Saibamen burst out of the ground.

Just as the Saibamen were born, Yamcha descended from the sky as well, landing beside Tien Shinhan.

"Sorry, I'm late." Yamcha said. "Weren't there supposed to be two Saiyans?"

"Those guys don't count..." Krillin scratched his head.

"You came at just the right time. There are six of you, so fight our six Saibamen. One-on-one battles. What do you think?" Vegeta asked with great interest.

"Damn it, this guy is toying with us!" Piccolo flew into a rage.

"Piccolo, calm down. We can use this chance to wait for Goku to arrive!" Krillin hurriedly stopped Piccolo.

Piccolo thought about it and realized that was true.

Then they might as well play along with them.

On the summit of a mountain near the battlefield.

Indra had brought Tights and Bulma up the mountain and set up a viewing platform.

Bulma was also quickly adjusting several instruments.

These instruments could monitor the battle and relay the footage through a screen.

They could even pick up what Piccolo, Vegeta, and the others were saying through the instruments.

"Brother-in-law, it's ready." Bulma pressed the activation button as she spoke.

At once, the scene at the site appeared on the display.

"You're amazing, Bulma. This is seriously great material." Tights said excitedly. "It's been a long time since I wrote a good novel."

"Brother-in-law, Sis, we aren't very far from them. We should be careful not to get caught in the aftermath." Bulma was a little worried.

"Don't worry, Bulma. With your brother-in-law here, we'll be fine." Tights giggled.

Bulma: "..."

Sis, you really have a big heart.

How are you even more curious than I am?

"Huh? They said Piccolo is a Namekian?" Bulma seemed to recall something and quickly asked.

"I knew Piccolo looked a little familiar. So he really is a Namekian." Tights scratched her head.

"What? Didn't you go to Planet Namek, sis? Didn't you even get three wishes granted?" Bulma asked with a wry smile.

"I was just feeling sentimental." Tights nodded.

Bulma: "..."

A brief silence followed.

"Brother-in-law, when are you planning to erase one of them?" Bulma asked with a smile.

"Let's wait a little longer. Let them show off for now, then erase one at the crucial moment. Wouldn't that make for a better story?" Indra smiled, staring excitedly at Nappa in the distance.

From where they were, Bulma and Tights needed high-powered binoculars to see the battlefield.

But Indra could clearly see everything with his naked eyes.

With Zeno's divine ability, Indra's eyesight and hearing were both exceptionally sharp.

Bulma: "..."

Forget it. She would just watch for now.

"Oh, right. How much longer until Goku gets back?" Bulma asked again.

"At least another three to five hours," Indra replied.

"Huh? That long?" Bulma's eyes widened. "By the time Goku gets back, it'll already be too late, won't it?"

"Snake Way is too long. He has to return from King Kai's planet to the starting point of Snake Way before Kami can bring him back," Indra said.

"How do you know everything, brother-in-law? It's like you've been to Snake Way before," Bulma said, looking at Indra.

"I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but I can roughly guess what it's like." Indra smiled.

"You really can brag, brother-in-law. I can't even keep up with the pace of your boasting." Bulma rolled her eyes.

He had never seen it himself, yet he could guess what it looked like?

Why didn't she believe that?

At the battlefield.

First match: Tien Shinhan vs. Saibamen.

With an overwhelming advantage, Tien Shinhan knocked the Saibaman to the ground.

Covered in wounds, the Saibaman struggled back to its feet.

Bang!

Vegeta pointed a finger.

With an explosion, the Saibaman instantly burst into a bloody mist and died on the spot.

"I said from the very beginning that you were to go all out," Vegeta told the remaining five Saibamen.

The five Saibamen trembled all over in fear.

"Next," Vegeta said.

"I'll go!" Krillin stepped forward.

"Krillin, let me do it." Yamcha grabbed Krillin.

"Yamcha..." Krillin looked at him.

"Krillin, you've already died once. Let me handle him." Yamcha held Krillin by the arm.

"Yamcha, I understand your good intentions..." Krillin nodded. "But could you put your pinky away... And could you stop holding me so affectionately? People might get the wrong idea."

Yamcha's face immediately turned bright red.

"Krillin! That's going too far!" Yamcha shouted angrily, hands on his hips.

Tien Shinhan: "..."

Chiaotzu: "..."

"Uncle Krillin... is he a man or a woman?" Son Gohan whispered.

Krillin: "..."

Yamcha: "..."

Son Gohan!

What were you talking about?

What did you mean, man or woman?

"This is really a headache..." Krillin scratched his head.

"You! Go over there and take out that sissy!" Vegeta's face darkened. He could not bear to watch any longer and pointed at one of the Saibamen as he gave the order.

"Yes!"

The Saibaman shot toward Yamcha at high speed.

Atop the mountain.

"This guy named Yamcha has really been getting more and more effeminate these past few years..." Bulma mused. "I remember he wasn't like this when I first met him."

"People change," Tights replied.

Indra said nothing.

Would I tell them Yamcha had become like this because I'd removed a certain part from his body?

"Honestly, seeing Yamcha act so effeminate... why am I rooting for that Saibaman in this fight... What a sin, what a sin." Bulma prayed, "God, I really didn't mean to..."

Tights: "..."

Why are you speaking such truths?

I was rooting for the Saibaman too, okay?

Whoosh!

At that moment, the Saibaman Yamcha had knocked to the ground suddenly lunged at him and wrapped him in a tight embrace.

"Y-You... what are you doing?!" Yamcha cried in shock.

"Hehehe."

The Saibaman grinned.

BOOM!

The Saibaman self-destructed.

With Yamcha right beside it, he was blown to death on the spot.

"That sissy... is finally dead..." Vegeta let out a long sigh of relief.