第48章 棍棒降魔,打穿地窟(2.7k中杯更新)

Li Wei looked at the system prompt that had appeared before him, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"This damage," Li Wei muttered, "is this even legitimate damage?"

Through the glass, Li Wei could even see several familiar faces from the football team. Travis, for example, was being plied with drinks by a heavyset girl built about as solidly as he was.

He hadn't expected Travis to have such unusual tastes. Li Wei could only say that he respected it, though he didn't understand it.

Carefully avoiding several drunkards trying to jump into the swimming pool, Li Wei slipped through the back door.

The moment he entered the hallway, a shadow swiftly pressed close.

Samantha's wheat-colored skin gleamed like satin beneath the dim lights. She precisely seized Li Wei's wrist, her grip far too strong for an ordinary cheerleader.

"This way. Move faster," she said in a low voice, her eyes full of smug delight.

Before Li Wei could say anything, she shoved him into the bathroom at the end of the hallway.

With a click as the lock turned, the cramped space filled with the rich scent of perfume.

"That arrogant bitch Daphne thought she'd get to sleep with you first today," Samantha sneered, her hands already restlessly settling on Li Wei's belt. "But she's just a brainless blonde idiot. Adeline has people keeping her occupied. No one will disturb us for at least an hour."

[You encountered a "succubus (hybrid)"]

[You received the quest: The brave prevail when narrow paths meet]

[Let the succubus witness the power of a Knight]

[Quest reward: Constitution +0.1]

Her hands explored Li Wei's hard muscles. When they reached the place she had been longing for, she touched it in disbelief. Then, shock mixed with a trace of desire filled her eyes, and her gaze toward Li Wei grew sultry.

Li Wei believed in adapting to local customs. The school's popular cheerleader had already been this forward; doing nothing now would be impolite.

With one hand, he pinned both of Samantha's wrists, forcing her hands high against the wall with her back to him.

"OMG, ahhh—"

Samantha felt an unprecedented numbness shoot straight to the top of her head. The extreme sensation, beyond anything she had ever experienced or even imagined, left her mind completely blank.

Like a battering ram, Li Wei swiftly shattered her utterly laughable defenses.

Fifteen minutes later.

Twenty minutes later.

Thirty minutes later.

Forty minutes later.

If Li Wei hadn't covered Samantha's mouth, her cries probably would have been heard all the way down the street. Li Wei had no choice but to turn on the bathtub faucet, using the rushing water to cover the noise.

"Fu—ck—"

Forty-five minutes later, steam filled the bathroom. Samantha slid down along the edge of the bathtub like a caterpillar, staring dazedly at Li Wei, unable to say a word, as though she had fallen into a prolonged state of weakness.

A few minutes passed before she seemed to come back to herself and recover some strength.

"You... you're practically Superman," she said smugly as she smoothed back her soaked hair and laboriously straightened her rumpled jeans. "Let's go. That bitch Daphne would never imagine that I'd be the first one to take down the new quarterback."

Li Wei straightened his collar, pushed open the bathroom door, carefully avoided several drunkards trying to strike up a conversation, and entered the main hall.

"Hey, man." Travis walked over. "Who invited you?"

Li Wei didn't want to reveal too much. He merely looked at Travis and the heavyset girl beside him. "I had nothing to do this weekend, so I came over to have some fun. And this is?"

"This is Britney, the owner of the house." Travis gave her an infatuated look. "She's a grade below us."

Britney, who probably weighed over two hundred pounds, had her features squeezed together as she smiled at Li Wei and licked her lips.

[You encountered a succubus (hybrid troll)]

[This succubus carries a debuff. Engage with caution.]

[Detected that you possess "Knight: Bronze Body (Extraordinary)," granting immunity to her debuff.]

[Victory reward: 0.3 attribute points]

Hiss!

Li Wei sucked in a breath. When he saw that she carried a debuff, he gave up on the idea of shaking her hand.

Those 0.3 attribute points were tempting, but sorry, there was no "F" key on his keyboard.

Looking at Travis, who clearly liked this sort of thing, Li Wei thought carefully and pulled him aside.

"Are you trying to take a shortcut?" Li Wei said seriously to Travis. "You see she has a big house and parents, so you don't want to work hard anymore?"

"What are you talking about?" Travis had no idea what Li Wei meant. "Don't you think Britney is adorably chubby?"

"Ah, it's fine..."

Li Wei didn't know how to explain it to Travis. It had nothing to do with her being fat.

Out of duty as both a teammate and a friend, he decided to make one final attempt.

"Travis," Li Wei activated [Eloquent Speaker], "I think you should find girls with more normal figures—"

Yet, to his speechless dismay, Travis was clearly a man of firm will—at least when it came to his taste in women.

His [Eloquent Speaker] failed. Travis steadfastly chose Britney and went back to drinking with her.

"I heard the odds of getting knocked up without protection aren't one hundred percent," Li Wei said, shaking his head as he watched Travis's retreating back. "Good luck."

Just as he headed toward the living room entrance, a hand in a yellow cheerleading uniform suddenly reached out and accurately grabbed his collar.

"You're late, newbie," Daphne said smugly. "But I'm very pleased you came."

Li Wei noticed that several other girls in cheerleading uniforms in the first-floor living room were also looking over. Daphne deliberately faced them while speaking to him, as though she were putting on a show for them.

On the living room couch, Li Wei even spotted Evan, the former backup quarterback for the starting team.

After Li Wei took his quarterback position, Daphne had dumped him too.

Now, he was sprawled across the couch, his face streaked with tears as he cried like the world had ended.

"What a pussy." Daphne glanced at him and shook her head in disappointment. "He's so mentally fragile. I don't even know how he became a quarterback."

"Where's Samantha?" Li Wei turned to Daphne and asked, pretending not to know.

"That bitch? She's probably still in the backyard or some corner, running around like a headless fly looking for you." Daphne smugly leaned close to Li Wei's ear, her warm breath carrying the scent of apple gummy candy. "She thought getting one step ahead meant she could have you all to herself? Don't get it wrong. I'm the cheer captain. I've never missed anything I wanted."

Li Wei looked strangely at Daphne's face, which was written all over with confidence in victory, but in the end, he didn't expose her.

[You encountered a succubus (boss)]

[You received the quest: Final Victory]

[Defeat the succubus boss and clear the succubus dungeon]

[Quest reward: Constitution +0.1]

Daphne picked up two vodka-and-cola buckets from the table, a popular party drink made by mixing vodka with cola.

She stuffed one cup into Li Wei's hand and pulled him upstairs to the master bedroom with the other.

"Oh, fu-fu-fu-fuck—"

Without the advantage of Latin blood, Daphne couldn't even last as long as Samantha.

In less than thirty minutes, her entire body was twitching as she lay limp in the bedding, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Drool ran from the corner of her mouth onto the pillow, and she couldn't even summon the energy to wipe it away.

"That useless Evan..."

She muttered to herself, her mind completely blank as she unconsciously said things even she didn't understand.

Maybe that was the consequence of taking drugs, Li Wei thought as he put on his pants, not responding to Daphne.

He left the room, passed through the noisy living room, drank and chatted with other classmates he knew for a while, until it was completely late and a large group of people were preparing to leave.

As he was leaving, he happened to see Samantha and Daphne pass each other.

The two exchanged a glance, then both gave each other an intensely provocative smile of victory.

Meanwhile, Li Wei looked over his attribute panel as he called an Uber to head home.

After this battle, he had cleared the succubus dungeon, and his Constitution had surged directly from 1.7 to 1.9, equaling his Strength and becoming his two strongest attributes.

Daphne thought she had won. Samantha had, in fact, won. Li Wei had also gained attribute points, so he had won too.

Everyone had won. They had won big tonight.

When he got home, Li Wei discovered that Don Quixote had actually arrived before him. He hadn't behaved like a mature adult—having dinner first, then drinks, then awkwardly saying, "Oh, it's so late, Brooklyn isn't safe, I should take you home," followed by, "Can I come up for a cup of coffee?" and then naturally letting things happen the way everyone liked to see.

Thinking of this, Li Wei couldn't help giving his disappointing uncle a look.

"What's this about? I thought you weren't coming back tonight." He took off his shirt and looked at Don Quixote. "Did the date not go well?"