Who Says My Magic Cards Are Flawed?
Chapter 14

I Really Am a Good Person

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In the dim basement, Baron Nashor's enormous, grotesque head emerged from a seductive deep-purple Void rift.

What a terrifying head it was.

Its savage maw was filled with white fangs, and its green eyes resembled the compound eyes of insectoid creatures. Two dreadful smaller heads hung from either side of its main head, their maws open as well.

Yet even with only its head appearing, it still filled more than half of the basement.

Asma and Ula were utterly stunned, staring blankly at the huge, terrifying monster that had suddenly appeared.

"How... how could this be?"

Ula's entire body went stiff and cold. The cup of instant noodles in his hands fell to the floor as he stared at the dark-blue monster with a pale face.

Such horrifying pressure was definitely not something an ordinary monster could possess.

Damn it!

Ula finally came back to his senses and shot Asma a venomous glare.

What the hell was this idiot doing? Was someone who could casually summon terrifying creatures really someone he could bring home?

"Looks like your place is a little too small. Baron Nashor can't fully stretch out here."

Gu Xin tilted his head back and glanced at Baron Nashor, who had only managed to stick out one head, then rubbed his chin.

Baron Nashor was even larger than he had imagined. This basement was probably around a hundred square meters, yet just getting its head inside had left it unable to squeeze in any farther.

Fortunately, as a Void creature, Baron Nashor possessed an innate racial talent. Most of its body could remain hidden within the shadows of the Void through Void magic.

"Sir, you..."

Asma's face beneath his hood had turned livid. How could he not realize that he had struck the "jackpot"?

"Baron Nashor."

Gu Xin cocked his head, his smile remarkably innocent.

Baron Nashor let out a low growl, then lowered its head without warning and sprayed out a cloud of deep-purple mist.

This was bad!

Standing within the obviously dubious mist, Asma and Ula instantly felt intense weakness and an urge to faint.

The mist was poisonous!

Asma covered his mouth and nose, holding his breath as he tried to rush out of the mist. But the moment he moved, a violent wave of dizziness hit him, making the world spin.

Thud~

Asma and Ula both collapsed onto the floor and lost consciousness.

As the deep-purple mist dispersed, Gu Xin nodded in satisfaction.

"I knew poison would definitely come in handy."

Otherwise, with Baron Nashor's strength, one mouthful of acid would probably leave nothing but bones of these two cultists.

Gu Xin did not approach carelessly. Instead, he took out another summoning card and summoned a two-meter-tall Macho Goblin covered in bulging muscles.

[Macho Goblin] [Category: Summoning Card] [Quality: One-Star Blue Card] [Attribute: None] [Racial Trait: Great Strength] [(Note: One word! Do it!)]

"Buddy, go tie those two up."

The Macho Goblin answered, skillfully pulled out a rope from behind its butt, and walked toward Asma and Ula.

"Geh~"

The Macho Goblin looked at the two cultists with eyes full of desire, constantly swallowing its saliva.

Yep, it was craving them.

The Macho Goblin reached out and gently stroked Ula's chest, its movements as tender as if it were caressing a lover's cheek.

"Hiss! Stop touching him! Can't you fucking restrain yourself?"

Gu Xin sucked in a breath. This was really hard to watch.

Although the Macho Goblin was only a one-star blue card, it was incredibly strong and could usually help Gu Xin with manual labor.

Hardworking, diligent, and able to endure hardship—it was the perfect utility goblin.

But the problem was that this Macho Goblin's personality was truly too much for Gu Xin.

It was fucking repressed, as though it constantly craved release. Worse still, it was actually in heat for males.

"Geh..."

Faced with its master's rebuke, the Macho Goblin answered pitifully. It suppressed its desire and tied up the two cultists, lifting one in each hand with ease.

However, Gu Xin still covertly noticed the Macho Goblin's hand sneakily squeezing Ula's butt.

Fuck!

Gu Xin remained expressionless and decided to ignore it.

He walked over to the iron cage and looked at the blue-haired girl imprisoned inside.

The girl slightly raised her head as well. Beneath her blue bangs, her golden eyes were exceptionally bright.

"Baron Nashor, give me a hand."

After thinking for a moment, Gu Xin called out to Baron Nashor.

Baron Nashor spat onto the iron cage. The saliva landed on it with a sizzling sound, corroding a hole through the bars.

"Miss, you're free," Gu Xin said with a smile.

"...Thank you... thank you, thank you..."

After crawling out of the iron cage, the blue-haired girl remained dazed for quite some time before finally understanding what had happened. She repeatedly thanked Gu Xin.

Faint sobs and choked cries could be heard in her weak voice.

Cultists really deserved to die!

Seeing the tearful, pitiful girl, Gu Xin could not help sighing inwardly.

So if he used those two scum to refine cards, there was no need to feel guilty at all.

Gu Xin gave himself a mental thumbs-up.

"Is your home nearby? I'll take you back."

Following the principle of seeing a good deed through to the end, Gu Xin asked the girl.

"Home... I don't have a home anymore. Sob... sob... Father... my father was killed by them."

The blue-haired girl hugged her arms, lowered her head, and spoke in agony.

"...My condolences."

For a moment, Gu Xin did not know what else to say.

But this was becoming a headache. Should he send her to the law enforcement team?

"Let's get out of here first."

Gu Xin looked at the girl, who was still silently crying. Knowing that she was immersed in grief, he decided to leave first and let her calm down.

Baron Nashor completely hid itself within the Void rift again. At Gu Xin's meaningful glance, the Macho Goblin immediately nodded with a stern expression.

Carrying the two cultists as if they were little chicks, it strode away first at an astonishing speed.

Gu Xin had it return to the shop first. These two cultists were extremely valuable materials, and Gu Xin had no intention of handing them over to the law enforcement team.

"Hello? Law enforcement team? Yes, I'd like to report a crime!"

"The location is Shoulin Street on the west side of the city. There are two cultists here! Yes, I saw them with my own eyes. I was scared to death!"

"Yes, don't worry. I didn't recklessly try to play hero. Please come deal with them quickly."

"Ah, no need to thank me. My name isn't worth mentioning. I'm just a college student passing by."

After leaving the cultists' hideout, Gu Xin used a public phone to report it. Asma had said there were only him and Ula in this hideout.

But who knew whether that was true?

Those cultists were already mentally unstable. They could barely even be considered human anymore. It was best to let the law enforcement team investigate properly and see whether there were any fish that had slipped through the net.

I really am a good person! Gu Xin thought.

The blue-haired girl had calmed down quite a bit by then, and a strange light flickered in her eyes as she looked at Gu Xin.

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