Bang!
Nobunaga forcibly twisted in midair, and the bullet tore a burning graze along the left side of his waist.
The arc pulse that had been fired arrived a beat late and exploded between the two of them with a boom. Nobunaga flipped backward, the tips of his feet tapping the ground in quick succession, just in time to borrow the shock wave and retreat behind him.
Deadpool had it a little worse. First, his face was blasted full of dirt; then the shock wave arrived, sending him flying into the air, spinning 720 degrees, face-down, before his neck snapped on the spot with a crack.
[Emotion Points from Wade Wilson +1245]
[Emotion Points from Tony Stark +1288]
"Uh, Wade, I'm sorry. I'll compensate you a hundred thousand dollars for that hit!"
A trace of awkwardness flashed across his face. Spreading his palm, Tony slowly descended from the air.
Hm. There was such a good thing?
With a crack, Deadpool straightened his own head, excited as a rabbit as he happily sprang up from the ground.
Smack.
He slung an arm around Tony's shoulders, smiling as brightly as if he were hugging his sugar daddy.
"Yo, Tony, I freaking love you. Trust me, if I were a woman, I'd absolutely marry you!"
Letting his imagination run wild, Deadpool sank into fantasy.
"What do you think if we had a kid and named him Wade Stark?"
"I don't think much of it!"
Too lazy to roast his naming skills, Tony shoved him away, opened his faceplate, and revealed a confident expression.
"Wade, keep your Wade for yourself. A man like me doesn't need that kind of thing!"
"Oh, come on. You're already past thirty. No one's going to laugh at you for taking a little supplement now and then."
Deadpool gave