Yukinoshita's Correction Method
"Hmm?" Yukino Yukinoshita ended her kiss with Dong Yunshan, turned to look at Shizuka Hiratsuka, and said, "No."
"I'm not saying you can't kiss..." Shizuka Hiratsuka added helplessly, "You've drunk the wrong thing, that's not a beverage, it's alcohol."
"Oh, then let's continue..." Yukino Yukinoshita, nestled in Dong Yunshan's arms, turned around, cupped his face to face, and stopped just before kissing him. "Sake?"
"Yes." Dong Yunshan turned the jar in Yukino Yukinoshita's hand. "Look here."
"Hmm..." Yukino Yukinoshita narrowed her eyes slightly, "It really is—then you can't drink it."
Placing the jar on the table, Yukino Yukinoshita cupped Dong Yunshan's face in her hands again and lowered her head...
"Wait a minute." Yukino Yukinoshita blinked. "I've been drinking. Will I behave inappropriately?"
"Not at all," Dong Yunshan chuckled. "She's very cute~"
"No...no..." Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly. "As a central nervous system depressant, alcohol inhibits the prefrontal cortex, affecting impulse control and rational judgment."
Dong Yunshan's expression froze. "Are you really drunk?"
"Alcohol has indeed affected my prefrontal cortex, which is responsible for self-monitoring, but it hasn't affected my dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, which is responsible for memory retrieval and logical reasoning." Yukino Yukinoshita said sternly, "I need to replenish my water and electrolytes; there's electrolyte water in the room."
"Okay~" Dong Yunshan nodded, "I'll go get it for you."
Yukino Yukinoshita wrapped her arms around Dong Yunshan's neck. "Go."
Dong Yunshan moved her arm around her slightly. "Just like that?"
"Yes, because I'm drunk and have poor self-control, I might act impulsively," Yukino Yukinoshita replied seriously. "I need to limit my actions in this way."
"... That makes sense." Dong Yunshan turned her gaze to Haruno Yukinoshita.
Haruno Yukinoshita waved her hand, indicating that she would take over the matter.
Dong Yunshan had witnessed Haruno Yukinoshita's drinking capacity firsthand. At the wedding banquet, Shizuka Hiratsuka was drunk, but Haruno Yukinoshita acted as if nothing had happened.
He was quite at ease leaving this matter to Haruno Yukinoshita.
With Yukino Yukinoshita clinging to his neck, Dong Yunshan put one arm around her shoulder and the other around her legs, carrying her inside to get water.
"Huh? Are you going to rest?" Yui Yuigahama noticed their movements. "I want to see..."
"What kind of talk is that... No way!" Iroha Isshiki grabbed Yui Yuigahama. "It should be called peeping."
"You're not much better off~" Komachi Hikigaya fumbled for the sake bottle. "Let's keep drinking..."
"You can't drink anymore, you're all drunk." Saki Kawasaki opened a can. "Unlike me, I'm an excellent bartender, I can keep drinking..."
"You shouldn't drink either!" Shizuka Hiratsuka's stern voice carried a sense of helpless frustration. "As a teacher, I've actually watched my student drink alcohol..."
Saki Kawasaki brushed aside Shizuka Hiratsuka Shizuka's outstretched hand reaching for the sake bottle. "Drinking? Don't lump me in with you; it's about taste."
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "Huh? You've had too much to drink, haven't you?"
"You're the one who's drunk. I'm perfectly sober now... Don't you believe me?" Saki Kawasaki picked up an empty can and shared some of her drink with Shizuka Hiratsuka. "Try this. Can you taste the difference?"
Shizuka Hiratsuka took a sip. "Isn't this just ordinary liqueur?"
"It's a blackcurrant liqueur, made with brandy distilled from Pinot Noir as the base, and using whole blackcurrants to capture the flavor of a summer orchard." Saki Kawasaki shook her head vigorously. "But to maintain a consistent flavor, too much sugar was added, and the acidity wasn't balanced. If it were me, I wouldn't use just one type of berry; I would add raspberries to enrich the flavor, making it easier to balance the complex taste..."
"Ah..." Shizuka Hiratsuka was stunned for a moment, "Huh?"
"You should do something about them." Saki Kawasaki sighed. "I'm fine... how come it's all gone? Oh, there's still one can..."
"They..." Shizuka Hiratsuka's gaze shifted to the side.
"I feel like I should start preparing too." Iroha Isshiki gripped the sake jar tightly. "If I could be the Student Council president in my first year, I should be the university president in my second year."
"You're really drunk..." Komachi Hikigaya reminded her, "How could you possibly be a university president in your second year?"
"Uh..." Iroha Isshiki moment, "Then I should..."
"You should become a teacher in second grade," Komachi Hikigaya, taking a bite of her skewer. "That way, you can plan to become a principal in third grade."
Yui Yuigahama nodded vigorously. "I feel that Komachi's suggestion is more reasonable. The teacher should be in the second year and the principal in the third year."
Iroha Isshiki: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Shizuka Hiratsuka: "..."
Chapter 899 Early Rising Correction
Yukino Yukinoshita called softly, "Brother?"
Dong Yunshan lowered her head. "What's wrong?"
Yukino Yukinoshita, and her soft, sweet voice rang out, "They probably can't see us now, right?"
"Hmm..." Dong Yunshan glanced outside. "Yes, they're outside."
"How about a kiss then~" Yukino Yukinoshita blue eyes sparkled. "I'm drunk, and I can't help wanting to kiss you..."
"Now that you mention it, I can't control myself either." Dong Yunshan lowered his head and met her gentle kiss.
"Phew~" Yukino Yukinoshita exhaled warm breath contentedly. "Now you can put me down."
"Are you sure everything's okay?"
"Mmm~" Yukino Yukinoshita nodded seriously, "Because my brother's kisses are really powerful~"
Seeing her serious expression, Dong Yunshan's heart raced. "Then give me another kiss."
"No." Yukino Yukinoshita shook her legs in protest, "No!"
Dong Yunshan asked, puzzled, "Why?"
"Because my brother's kisses are so powerful~" Yukino Yukinoshita puffed out her cheeks slightly, "After two kisses, I couldn't even stand up on my own."
"Alright then." Dong Yunshan carefully put Yukino Yukinoshita down, supporting her arm to make sure she could stand on her own before opening the refrigerator, taking out a few bottles of electrolyte water, unscrewing one and handing it to her.
Yukino Yukinoshita took the water bottle, took two sips, and winked mischievously. "Actually... I can wait for you outside and not do anything for a short time. I can still control myself."
"Huh?" Dong Yunshan asked curiously, "Then why did you make me carry you in?"
"Because..." Yukino Yukinoshita's voice was soft, "I can't just ask you to come with me to the restroom~"
"Uh..." Dong Yunshan sorted out the logic in her mind, "Hmm, sister is so smart~"
"Hmph~" Yukino Yukinoshita smugly hummed, taking Dong Yunshan's hand and leading her to the restroom. "I'm drunk right now, and it's dangerous for me to go to the restroom alone, so you have to come with me."
"That's true, but I'm still a little worried about just accompanying her." Dong Yunshan's eyes flickered. "How about... I keep watch?"
Yukino Yukinoshita's already rosy cheeks turned even redder, and she touched Dong Yunshan's waist with her small hand. "You... are terrible!"
"Will that work?"
"Of course not! I can do it myself..." Yukino Yukinoshita's face flushed as she felt Dong Yunshan Sugi's hopeful gaze, and she lowered her voice, "If you really want to..."
Dong Yunshan: "I really want to!"
"Bad brother..." Yukino Yukinoshita took two quick steps, pulled Dong Yunshan into the bathroom, and hurriedly closed the door.
After a long while, Dong Yunshan, holding Yukino Yukinoshita's hand with one hand and carrying several bottles of electrolyte water in the other, returned to the dining table.
Meanwhile, everyone at the dining table is enjoying a drink, led by Haruno Yukinoshita.
Dong Yunshan: "???"
"Another one!" Yui Yuigahama shouted. "I can drink even more!"
"Me too!" Iroha Isshiki cheered, hugging her tightly. "Keep going, keep going!"
"Who's afraid of who!" Shizuka Hiratsuka, holding a skewer of meat in one hand and a sake bottle in the other. "Come on, let me show you!"
Dong Yunshan led Yukino Yukinoshita a seat. "What's going on?"
"We can't stop them," Haruno Yukinoshita shrugged. "We can only let them continue drinking."
Yukino Yukinoshita frowned slightly. "That won't do..."
"It's alright, they drank too much anyway, we don't even know what they drank." Haruno Yukinoshita took the electrolyte water from Dong Yunshan. "New sake is here, try some chilled sake!"
"Mmm-hmm!" Komachi Hikigaya stretched out her arm, holding up the empty juice bottle. "It's time to have some sake..."
"Let me try it." Saki Kawasaki took a small sip. "Hmm, it's a bit watery... diluted."
Yukino Yukinoshita pressed her temples as if she had a headache and sighed helplessly.
"Little Yukino's back... and Yunshan too..." Yui Yuigahama chuckled sleepily, "Cheers! One more!"
"Oh!" Iroha Isshiki cheered, "To summer!"
"Honor the sea!" Komachi Hikigaya smiled brightly.
"A toast to the fine wine!" Saki Kawasaki, leaning against the table.
"A toast to the grilled meat!" Shizuka Hiratsuka took a big bite of meat, her voice muffled.
"Then..." Haruno Yukinoshita looked around, "Respect the beach!"
Dong Yunshan and Yukino Yukinoshita raised their water bottles together. "To everyone!"
After a day of fun, and even a night of daring adventures in the woods, the initial intoxication gave way to an irresistible drowsiness.
Haruno Yukinoshita still lucid, and Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was still relatively lucid, escorted the girls back to their rooms.
Dong Yunshan extinguished the charcoal, tidied up briefly, and planned to clean up more thoroughly at dawn.
Yukino Yukinoshita wanted to help, but Dong Yunshan forced her into a chair, so she had no choice but to wait obediently.
Seeing that Dong Yunshan had finished tidying up, Yukino Yukinoshita opened her arms and softly called out, "Brother~"
Dong Yunshan picked up Yukino Yukinoshita: "Are you feeling unwell?"
"Hmm..." Yukino Yukinoshita hugged his neck for a moment, then shook her head, "I only drank a little bit, and I'm fine now."
"Awake?"
"I wasn't particularly drunk to begin with." Yukino Yukinoshita's eyes flickered slightly. "And everyone else was too..."
"Oh?" Dong Yunshan recalled the scene just now, "Now that you mention it... it seems like you're slowly coming to your senses?"
"Yeah, after all, it was my older sister who changed the juice for me." Yukino Yukinoshita's lips curled up slightly. "But thinking about my embarrassment just now, I'm too ashamed to face myself, so I can only keep getting drunk."
"Then why did you make me hold onto it before...?"
"Who said you could do that!" Yukino Yukinoshita glared at her fiercely. "It was you who insisted on doing that kind of thing!"
Dong Yunshan chuckled softly, "He is indeed awake."
Yukino Yukinoshita bumped into him, saying, "Terrible~"
"Now that you're awake," Dong Yunshan said with a smirk, "I can still..."
"No need!" Yukino Yukinoshita said firmly, "I can manage on my own!"
"Sister~" Dong Yunshan called softly, "Good sister~"
"You..." Yukino Yukinoshita's voice trembled slightly, "Why do you like doing that?"
Without thinking, Dong Yunshan gave the answer directly, "Because you're cute when you're shy."
"I knew it!" Yukino Yukinoshita muttered under her breath, "Bad brother~"
"Will that work?"
Yukino Yukinoshita buried her face in the crook of his neck. "Not now."
"Now..." Dong Yunshan pressed, "When will that be okay?"
Yukino Yukinoshita's face flushed. "When I need it..."
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Alcohol, as a central nervous system depressant, inhibits the prefrontal cortex, affecting impulse control and rational judgment... Knowing this so clearly, I still ended up like that.
Upon Yukino Yukinoshita's cheeks flushed rapidly as her memories returned.
After realizing she was a little drunk, Yukino Yukinoshita drank a lot of electrolyte water to alleviate the effects of the alcohol.
But it was precisely because I drank too much water...
She needed it several times last night.
Puffing out her cheeks, Yukino Yukinoshita Dong Yunshan Spruce.
But seeing that Dong Yunshan was sleeping soundly, she didn't want to disturb him.